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03-02-2009, 10:17 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Awwww. Take a snow day, wrap up in your favorite blankie snuggie, have some cocoa with a touch of Kahlua, Kahlua with a touch of cocoa, and watch a favorite movie. Fixed it even more.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-02-2009, 10:43 AM
Titan ! Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:watching it F-ING SNOW AGAIN!!!! It'd be more fun if you were here!!!! 
03-02-2009, 10:46 AM
mainerliser Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Awwww. Take a snow day, wrap up in your favorite blankie, have some cocoa with a touch of Kahlua, and watch a favorite movie. Match.com eHarmony.com
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-02-2009, 11:03 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:Krystal Wrote:I've realized that as of today I have owned my car for 3 months. As of today, I've put 5,200 miles on it already... Yeah, except I plan to trade the s.o.b. the minute I get it paid off. The value of my car is dropping so quickly I want cry a little.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 11:08 AM
It dropped a couple thousand the second you drove it off the lot.
03-02-2009, 11:08 AM
mainerliser Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Awwww. Take a snow day, wrap up in your favorite blankie, have some cocoa with a touch of Kahlua, and watch a favorite movie. Bow Chicka wah wahhh
Wowie Groovie !
03-02-2009, 11:10 AM
![[Image: hotel_rooms_sign.jpg]](http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/hotel_rooms_sign.jpg) pick one
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-02-2009, 11:25 AM
^ lulz
me, getting ready to take wife to the baby doctor to hear babys heart beat for the first time.... very excited
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
03-02-2009, 11:33 AM
Krystal Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:That's only about 20k a year. I drive about 35k each year. You're doing pretty good. Why would you do that, no car payment > car payment.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-02-2009, 11:42 AM
imatoolhed Wrote:^ lulz Awww I remember that. How sweet!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-02-2009, 11:45 AM
...not wanting to do a damn thing but stay inside today. We had a two hour delay for school cause it threatened to snow. WTF?!?! You can't keep shutting down the school just because it's cold enough to snow...
03-02-2009, 11:48 AM
imatoolhed Wrote:^ lulz Congrats ! 8-)
Wowie Groovie !
03-02-2009, 02:08 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Yeah, except I plan to trade the s.o.b. the minute I get it paid off. The value of my car is dropping so quickly I want cry a little. My car isn't what I wanted. My car is what I could get. Don't get me wrong, I love my car as is, but as I said, it is not what I wanted. This is my 3rd old lady car, and I want something different. Of course, my dad didn't offer to co-sign for me (I have horrible credit) until 2 weeks after I got my car. I'm still a little mad about that.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 02:25 PM
Thinking wolverine looks way too pissed off for this toy:
![[Image: blow-up-wolverine-16559-1235996616-34.jpg]](http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/2/7/blow-up-wolverine-16559-1235996616-34.jpg) and getting ready to go check out some new apartments.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-02-2009, 02:26 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Thinking wolverine looks way too pissed off for this toy: i'm more curious of how it looks when you blow the toy up
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-02-2009, 02:31 PM
^^Considering it looks to be somewhat phallic in shape, it's only natural you would like to see it blown up.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 03:32 PM
Krystal Wrote:^^Considering it looks to be somewhat phallic in shape, it's only natural you would like to see it blown up. Im thinking he's the one who wants to do the blowing
Wowie Groovie !
03-02-2009, 03:44 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Krystal Wrote:^^Considering it looks to be somewhat phallic in shape, it's only natural you would like to see it blown up. Awwwwwwww ! F ! ! ! I hate having to post this. But, looks like it's time AGAIN. I HAVE NEVER inflated A toy UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IN ANY SORT OF RISQUE OR RACY POSE OR WARDROBE. ALL OF MY "de-flated" toys ARE OVER 18 AND HAVE SIGNED LEGAL CONSENT FORMS But thanks for the insinuations.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-02-2009, 03:47 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Im thinking he's the one who wants to do the blowing His "life partner" inflates them for him.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-02-2009, 03:52 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Im thinking he's the one who wants to do the blowing +100 Excellent! Bravo!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-02-2009, 04:33 PM
Wondering why I am holding a $30,000.00 check that does not belong to me. That is too much temptation.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 04:34 PM
Calling Krystal's boss . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-02-2009, 04:42 PM
Oh, please, there is no way I'd be able to cash the check without a proper ID with that person's name on it. Plus, if I was going to scam like that, I would wait for a larger check. 30 grand isn't enough to risk prison for.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 04:48 PM
Krystal Wrote:Oh, please, there is no way I'd be able to cash the check without a proper ID with that person's name on it. Plus, if I was going to scam like that, I would wait for a larger check. 30 grand isn't enough to risk prison for. mob job snob...
03-02-2009, 04:53 PM
Hey, I don't want to end up "friends" with some butch lesbian. I atleast need enough money to flee the country.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 05:12 PM
...Letting my fellow Nashvillians know that they are closing 4th and commerce on Wednesday starting at 7am for a Jamey Johnson concert there (concert is at 11:30)
03-02-2009, 05:15 PM
sunshyne Wrote:...Letting my fellow Nashvillians know that they are closing 4th and commerce on Wednesday starting at 7am for a Jamey Johnson concert there (concert is at 11:30) He has some strange songs, but I really like this one: [flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/FXKBUK94cC0&hl=en[/flash]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-02-2009, 05:16 PM
I get off 4th right before Commerce so traffic is going to suuuuuck.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 05:34 PM
Just got done with my jog. I feel good.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-02-2009, 05:48 PM
Jiggy Wrote:Just got done with my jog. I feel good. Jiggy jogging. That's sorta catchy. 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-02-2009, 06:56 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Thinking wolverine looks way too pissed off for this toy: Seriously, why is the valve stem "there" ?
Wowie Groovie !
03-02-2009, 07:10 PM
blowing this popsicle stand. Later
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-02-2009, 08:04 PM
waiting for one more hour. Split shifts suck.
03-02-2009, 08:45 PM
Titan ! Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Thinking wolverine looks way too pissed off for this toy: For you to blow it...... ...up with, why else would it be there?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-02-2009, 10:30 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Seriously, why is the valve stem "there" ? hahaha!! wow, that Effing stoopid classic me: taking a break from running around the house with boy and dog
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
03-03-2009, 09:37 AM
Still laughing because they called Howie a girl this morning.
 This is my birthday present to myself: ![[Image: l_aa13a4fe2ef742a987dea1ec67f52eed.jpg]](http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/3/l_aa13a4fe2ef742a987dea1ec67f52eed.jpg)
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-03-2009, 09:46 AM
Krystal Wrote:Still laughing because they called Howie a girl this morning. That was hilarious!
Quote of the Day:
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