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03-02-2009, 05:22 PM
Maybe it ran home.
Why shouldn't my post count?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
03-02-2009, 05:28 PM
Ask P.
Why is the sky blue?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 05:50 PM
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-02-2009, 05:55 PM
It's always beer thirty.
Why is the ocean blue?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 06:40 PM
No one knows for sure. There are several theories as to why the ocean is usually blue. Some scientists believe that when sunlight hits seawater, part of the white light is absorbed and part is reflected. White light is composed of various shades (all the colors in the rainbow). Seawater does not absorb blue light, so the blue light is reflected outwards. Some scientists believe that suspended matter in the sea is responsible for its blue color.
Why do you keep asking complicated questions? 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-02-2009, 06:45 PM
I was expecting someone to say "Why is the sky blue? Because it reflects the ocean. Why is the ocean blue? Because it reflects the sky."
Is it time to leave yet?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 06:54 PM
Krystal Wrote:I was expecting someone to say "Why is the sky blue? Because it reflects the ocean. Why is the ocean blue? Because it reflects the sky." 11 minutes and counting!! You didn't really think it bothered me that you asked those questions, did you?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-02-2009, 08:34 PM
i don't think she did.
Does it really bother you?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-02-2009, 08:58 PM
Of course it didn't.
Don't you know me better than that?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-02-2009, 09:04 PM
well its been almost a year, i would say i should.
has anyone realized it is only 4 months before the 1 year mark?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-03-2009, 09:11 AM
Yes, and to mark the occassion, I'm planning a grand display of fireworks, and a match of fisticuffmanship between a large Iberian immigrant and and 3 albino dwarves from the Gordian Forest.
Is it a bad idea to eat the entire box of Cocoa Pebbles ?
Wowie Groovie !
03-03-2009, 09:50 AM
I ate an entire pizza from Little Caesars in one sitting the other day, so I say no.
Why do I have to work?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-03-2009, 10:50 AM
to afford the little cesars pizza.
Where does my son put all of his socks?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-03-2009, 11:31 AM
No where. The sock monster eats them.
Should I stay or should I go?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-03-2009, 11:36 AM
Stay, but there could be trouble.
Can trouble ever be fun? 
03-03-2009, 12:02 PM
motorboatking Wrote:Stay, but there could be trouble. It can be if mu cuz' (Sock Monster) has anything to do with it! Is it really any fun if you're not getting into a little bit of trouble?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-03-2009, 10:44 PM
It can be, because you can be getting into a lot of trouble.
Why doesn't anyone on american idol have any talent?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-04-2009, 07:59 AM
Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good.
When will the world see that we're all after the same thing.
Wowie Groovie !
03-04-2009, 11:58 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good. Hey MR. spelling police..... you didn't put a question mark there.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-04-2009, 12:57 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good. +1!!! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-04-2009, 01:52 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good. I haven't been the spelling police in a while, however since you seem to want to provoke my wrath. You don't capitalize both the "M" and the "R"when you abbreviate "mister" it's just Mr. And omitting the question mark it really more of a typo or grammar error, since I didn't really spell "?" wrong. Now how's that for wrath ?
Wowie Groovie !
03-04-2009, 02:15 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:Hey MR. spelling police..... you didn't put a question mark there. Give me a little time I can probably get you the number or email address of someone who gives a damn. :
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-04-2009, 02:43 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Hey man, that blind guy, the black dude, and the hot blonde country chick seemed to be pretty good. Probably not until it's too late. Is the sun shining where you are?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-04-2009, 04:06 PM
Yes, because I'm about 3 blocks from you.
Is the weekend ever going to get here?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-04-2009, 04:11 PM
Hopefully it does soon.
Why does Hawaii have INTERstate highways?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-04-2009, 09:12 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Hopefully it does soon. They have a secret tunnel that only the locals know about. Why can't I find my desk top ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Wowie Groovie !
03-04-2009, 09:26 PM
I stole it.
If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-04-2009, 09:27 PM
A bullshit?
Isn't it time to watch Lost on hulu?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-04-2009, 09:28 PM
I wouldn't know I don't watch it.
What do people in China call their good plates?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-04-2009, 09:34 PM
zdunklee Wrote:I wouldn't know I don't watch it. Well Eff if I know. Are there really any black Russians?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-04-2009, 09:38 PM
I doubt it.
Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 12:09 AM
because it is easier to throw the rock hard burnt toast at people.
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT ME?!?!?!?!?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 12:40 AM
NO!
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 01:26 AM
he is a caveman his brain isn't exactly up to par with that of einstien.
if something is like an iron does that make it ironic?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 07:56 AM
Philly Mike Wrote:he is a caveman his brain isn't exactly up to par with that of einstien. Yes. Yes it does. Who's going to see Watchmen tonight ?
Wowie Groovie !
03-08-2009, 11:28 AM
Not me.
Why do we have to work for a living???
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
03-08-2009, 11:31 AM
Because of the man, man.
Could you please stop poking me in the arm?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-09-2009, 05:11 AM
No can do, Paco. It's the way I show I care.
When's the next party?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
03-12-2009, 08:00 AM
the day after next tuesday.
You have a shiny new penny?
What? I didn't do it.
03-12-2009, 04:53 PM
I don't 'do' pennies.
Say, did you all just see that?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
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