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03-03-2009, 10:47 AM
Which segment?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-03-2009, 10:57 AM
Queenie Wrote:Which segment?Segment 3 on the podcast I believe. It was one of the first things this morning at the 6 am CWTTAB segment.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
03-03-2009, 12:49 PM
So I think I just had a good convo with one of the big bosses here in the office. What started as talk about my weekend quickly turned into being asked if I would have interest in doing the photoshoot and design for a new company pamphlet...
03-03-2009, 12:59 PM
Shopping for a cheap all-inclusive resort... vaca!
That's what she said.
03-03-2009, 01:16 PM
Allyson Wrote:Shopping for a cheap all-inclusive resort... vaca! http://www.cancun.bookit.com/?Source=Boo....&keyw ord=clp_1 But I have always found it best to go through a travel agent.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-03-2009, 01:36 PM
I wouldn't know because the closest thing I've come to a vacation in the last few years was unemployment. I didn't get to go anywhere.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-03-2009, 01:42 PM
potthole Wrote:So I think I just had a good convo with one of the big bosses here in the office. What started as talk about my weekend quickly turned into being asked if I would have interest in doing the photoshoot and design for a new company pamphlet... Do you have graphic design experience?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-03-2009, 05:26 PM
potthole Wrote:So I think I just had a good convo with one of the big bosses here in the office. What started as talk about my weekend quickly turned into being asked if I would have interest in doing the photoshoot and design for a new company pamphlet... Woo Hoo ! 8-)
Wowie Groovie !
03-03-2009, 06:25 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:potthole Wrote:So I think I just had a good convo with one of the big bosses here in the office. What started as talk about my weekend quickly turned into being asked if I would have interest in doing the photoshoot and design for a new company pamphlet... Aye. Own a copy of InDesign CS2, took a couple of classes in college, and did some layout work during my marketing internship last summer. 
03-03-2009, 06:41 PM
hungry and want candy bar...CANDY BAR
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
03-03-2009, 06:48 PM
Itching like mad
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
03-03-2009, 06:52 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Itching like mad You got crabs again, didn't you. ??? Didn't your mom tell you not to mess with those dirty whores?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-03-2009, 06:57 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Itching like mad Witch hazel is an excellent antiseptic and will aid in the cessation of the itching and also heal whatever type of rash you have. You can find it next to the alcohol in most every grocery store and definitely all drug stores. It's cheap too.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-03-2009, 07:04 PM
Krystal Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Itching like mad I knew this was comming  Queenie Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Itching like mad I'll head out to Meijers right now!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
03-03-2009, 07:26 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Or at least use protection.Krystal Wrote:You got crabs again, didn't you. ??? Didn't your mom tell you not to mess with those dirty whores?
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
03-03-2009, 08:41 PM
catching up on the podcast and OH MY GOD!
I went to The College of New Jersey! And I was a College REPUBLICAN! Eat it Dems!
That's what she said.
03-03-2009, 09:01 PM
nurveen Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:I knew this was commingOr at least use protection. ![[Image: 11026_orange_arrow_flying_at_a_dartboard.jpg]](http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/xsmall2/11026_orange_arrow_flying_at_a_dartboard.jpg){kind=icon}
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
03-03-2009, 09:07 PM
Queenie Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Itching like mad Wow Queenie, that Witch Hazel works great!!! Thanks for the tip!! However, It kinda stinks like Pork Roll and Eggs. And FYI I do not have any Crabs, Yeast infections, or any other crazy STD's. Just the Itchies. 
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
03-03-2009, 09:30 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Witch hazel is an excellent antiseptic and will aid in the cessation of the itching and also heal whatever type of rash you have. You can find it next to the alcohol in most every grocery store and definitely all drug stores. It's cheap too.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-03-2009, 09:52 PM
Staying tuned to History channel so I don't miss the Universe episode about Parallel Universes.
03-03-2009, 09:55 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Witch hazel is an excellent antiseptic and will aid in the cessation of the itching and also heal whatever type of rash you have. You can find it next to the alcohol in most every grocery store and definitely all drug stores. It's cheap too. maybe its a tumah
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
03-03-2009, 10:37 PM
Thinking Terminator: Salvation actually looks awesome...
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/term...on-trailer who would have thunk it?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-03-2009, 10:50 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Witch hazel is an excellent antiseptic and will aid in the cessation of the itching and also heal whatever type of rash you have. You can find it next to the alcohol in most every grocery store and definitely all drug stores. It's cheap too. Momma didn't raise no fool!! you are most welcome . . . anytime!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-04-2009, 12:43 AM
loving the new puppy!!! meet the girl!
![[Image: l_a3c5eb4594668ff8ad866697255aaaae.jpg]](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/peachskitty/l_a3c5eb4594668ff8ad866697255aaaae.jpg) names, I need names, I've been thinking about Moxy She's a Double Dapple Mini Dachshund! 
03-04-2009, 03:41 AM
Just got back from ER. Have to set up an appointment to have my gall bladder removed.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-04-2009, 07:02 AM
Peachs Wrote:loving the new puppy!!! meet the girl! Awwwwwww......... Look at her!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
03-04-2009, 07:40 AM
Doktor Wrote:Staying tuned to History channel so I don't miss the Universe episode about Parallel Universes. I'm sorry that I missed that. Whenever I get down about my life, I cheer myself up with the hope that the parallel universe version of me is doing better. Jiggy Wrote:Just got back from ER. Have to set up an appointment to have my gall bladder removed. Well that sucks monkey balls. I hope you've got insurance
Wowie Groovie !
03-04-2009, 08:16 AM
Jiggy Wrote:Just got back from ER. Have to set up an appointment to have my gall bladder removed. Is it excruciatingly painful such that you have to stay doped up on morphine until your surgery?
That's what she said.
03-04-2009, 09:59 AM
I just realized that my main goal in life is to become the crazy cat lady everyone makes fun of. I'm pathetic.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-04-2009, 10:25 AM
thinking it was a bad idea to not turn the stove off when I finished making eggs this morning
Wowie Groovie !
03-04-2009, 10:26 AM
Titan ! Wrote:thinking it was a bad idea to not turn the stove off when I finished making eggs this morning Yeah... you may want to get home and turn that off...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-04-2009, 10:38 AM
Jiggy Wrote:Just got back from ER. Have to set up an appointment to have my gall bladder removed. Jeebus! Good luck with that!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-04-2009, 12:01 PM
Shaking with hunger. Does anyone else shake when they're hungry?
That's what she said.
03-04-2009, 12:07 PM
I do, along with getting a little light headed sometimes...pretty sure I should see someone about it, but that seems like it would require work.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-04-2009, 12:20 PM
realizing how Effing much I've missed all of you guys!!! Im so sorry for my absence....
03-04-2009, 12:21 PM
PEACHS!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs* Yay!!! You're back!!!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
03-04-2009, 12:25 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:PEACHS!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs* Yay!!! You're back!!! Thank you ORZ!!!! It's been a long time since Ive been able to log in to the board... Ive missed how you guys all make me laugh my butt off
03-04-2009, 12:28 PM
Peachs Wrote:realizing how effing much I've missed all of you guys!!! Im so sorry for my absence.... It's about time! :
Quote of the Day:
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