This or That

[agentsmith]

Silence. Most of what I say is quite forrgetable anyways.

Find out a friend was developing parinoid scitzofrenia
Or
Find out a freind was suicidal? (got both from the same friend tonight)

[Titan!]

suicidal, because there's always hope that things will/can improve, however, it's my understanding that schizophrenia in not cureable ?

taking a nap? On a park bench or on a bench at the bus stop

(don't forget to answer why, cause that's a lot more interesting that just your choice)

[mikefromphilly]

I'll take the park bench because I believe parks have a nicer, cleaner class of hobo's then does a bus station.

Just purely for the win not for any money involved, Would you rather beat Zane in DTZT or Freebeer in Sportier than thou?

[agentsmith]

Freebeer in stt. It would compleately wreck his day, and the spinout would be epic.

Pancakes
Or
Waffles?

[Titan!]

Pecan pancakes from Cracker Barrel F'ing Own Me.

Hashbrowns or French Fries or Mashed Potatoes ?

[Biff]

Yes Please.

Carmen Electra or Madonna (both right after dating Dennis Rodman)

[agentsmith]

Yes please!

Being called stupid
Or
Being called a minger?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Stupid. Because at least I know that's not true.

Do a Dukes of Hazzard style jump over a body of water that you know you won't get across or Bunjee* jump off a bridge and have your bunjee snap halfway down (into a body of water)?

[agentsmith]

Bunjee. I have health insurance that will fix me up, my car insurance after killing it (again) would end me

Hot skank with no wraper
Or
Ugly virgin with a rubber?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

no diseases with the virgin all the way.

Lips pireced together (on your mouth)?

or butt cheeks?

[Rock Monster]

no diseases with the virgin all the way.

Lips pireced together (on your mouth)?

or butt cheeks?

Lips. At least then I could be considered "goth."

For the guys...
Watch two hot chicks go at it and be able to tell everyone;

or

Threesome, (with hotties) and be able to tell no one.

[Titan!]

no diseases with the virgin all the way.

Lips pireced together (on your mouth)?

or butt cheeks?

Lips. At least then I could be considered "goth."

For the guys...
Watch two hot chicks go at it and be able to tell everyone;

or

Threesome, (with hotties) and be able to tell no one.

Threesome, no one's going to believe me anyway, so not being able to talk about it isn't really a big deal.

The only thing you can drink for a week :


Warm Bud Light
or
Warm Diet Coke

[zdunklee]

Warm Diet Coke....both suck but warm beer is way worse.

Only artist you can listen to for a month:

Enya
or
Rick Astley

[Philly Mike]

Rick astley, if he will never give me up I'm never gonna give him up.

That plus enya would make me go into a coma.


Who would you rather live with?

Charlie manson
or
Jeffrey Dahmer (if he were still alive)

[Titan!]

Dahmer, cause I'm neither gay, nor black, and he seems saner than Manson.

Naked in front of a drunk hockey arena full of just got back from Iraq veterans

OR

Naked in front of a group of just turned 18 frat boys ?

[Allyson]

I have a thing for men in uniform.

Poor or lonely?

[Rock Monster]

I have a thing for men in uniform.

Like this?

[Philly Mike]

Well I am poor and not lonely so i guess i would have to choose poor lol.

Weapon of choice
blades or guns?

[zdunklee]

Guns, they work from a great distance....like they say...go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.

only way to get to work for a week:
Bus full of people that haven't showered
or
Car full of rotting food

[Queenie]

That's kind of hard, but i'd take the car.

Glasses or contacts?

[Rock Monster]

That's kind of hard, but i'd take the car.

Glasses or contacts?

I actually just had to make this decision... glasses. (don't need them 100% of the time)

Lick acne filled face
or
lick someone that hasn't showered in a week's armpit

[Titan!]

Acne, the grease might taste like bacon

Urinal Cake from a cubs game

or

frothy dippings from a YMCA mens hot tub