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Slap the person above you
*slaps Jiggy, cause he should know Hotwings has a "baby" he can shake.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps zdunklee because it would take a team of us to shake that*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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*slaps jiggy for wanting to shake a baby...everyone knows that a cat in a pillow case works much better!!
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*slaps momma for not supplying Jiggy with said cat.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with a beer pong table.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a closet door...starting this again are we?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with an anvil, hellz yea.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a tractor tire.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with a vespa
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a boxspring.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps z with a pillow case full of kittens
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:: Slaps momma with a tube sock full of thumb tacks and rusty bolts::
Wowie Groovie !
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*slaps Titan because that's just mean*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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*slaps queenie because that was way tamer than I expected after titan slaped you and didn't run away......then runs and hides*
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps zdunk lightly*

thanks for the reminder . . . i'll be ready for him next time!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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(I find lee) *slaps lee with a case of monster energy drinks
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike back with a case of monster java Nut Up...now with bull semen!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with a reverse blade sword
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a steel chair...wwe style.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps the ugly off of lee..... looks like that much ugly don't come off.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a branch from the ugly tree so he has even more minger qualities.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with the bowl of stupid he was eating.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a burning candle.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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ohhh, hot wax now? you tryin to flirt with me.

*slaps lee with a branding iron.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Don't bring that into here now too....

*slaps mike with a lit torch.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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but I like the fire and burning things feeling....

*slaps lee with a whip.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a pair of nunchucks
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps mike and zdunk*

Damn guys, you gonna keep this shit up all day AGAIN? Big Grin
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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*slaps Queenie, you know it, it makes for a good break from looking for jobs online...and other general boredom that comes with being laid off for almost 3 months...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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:: Slaps the whole damn room :: take that ya bitchtards !
Wowie Groovie !
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*whacks Titan over the head with a baseball bat*

Do I need to get some lava soap to wash your mouth out with?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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*slaps queenie with her royal scepter.


Quote:Damn guys, you gonna keep this shit up all day AGAIN?
titan isn't the only one who needs soap
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike for slapping Queenie, I had to hold off titan for a good 20 mins for her to be able to put him in his place.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with a bottle of ketchup.
I'm surprised you could hold titan back. My 5 year old daughter slaps harder than you.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a frying pan, because he lets his 5 year old daughter slap him.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*Slaps Z just because I can.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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*slaps krystal because she's wrong.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps zdunk for being a homo* Big Grin


Quote:Damn guys, you gonna keep this shit up all day AGAIN?

Quote:titan isn't the only one who needs soap

Don't you know i'm the Mother of the board and mother's can say what they want to say?

You children drive me to curse, all your slapping of each other back and forth and back and forth. Wink
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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*slaps queenie for lumping me in with howie, I don't believe any of my avatar/side menu is pink.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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zdunklee Wrote:*slaps queenie for lumping me in with howie, I don't believe any of my avatar/side menu is pink.


....yet.

You were safe until you put the idea on the mod's heads.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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