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03-05-2009, 11:32 AM
*Slaps krystal because I would like to see proof :
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
03-05-2009, 11:35 AM
*slaps mike for not wishing krystal Happy Birthday!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 11:39 AM
*slaps lee for not looking in the can't wait to talk about .... threads
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 11:43 AM
*slap mike with a toilet seat, for good measure.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 11:54 AM
*Slaps Z again just to leave an openning for any birthday spankings. I'd just as soon as get it over with quickly.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-05-2009, 12:10 PM
*slaps krystal because i think she likes the spankings.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 12:25 PM
*slaps mike cause I wanted to give Krystal a good birthday spanking.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 12:28 PM
*slaps lee with a tire iron, too bad
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 12:31 PM
*Slaps mike with a computer desk, what you talkin bout willis?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 12:54 PM
*slaps z because I had so much fun doing it yesterday!!*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-05-2009, 01:53 PM
*slaps Queenie for glorifying violence*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-05-2009, 02:10 PM
*slaps jiggy for thinking a wet noodle is violent*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 02:13 PM
*slaps queenie with a bag of ice for liking Lost
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 02:25 PM
*slaps Philly Mike for not understanding fine television programming*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-05-2009, 02:28 PM
*slaps jiggy with the wooden spoon of might because he actually thinks lost is good too.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 02:29 PM
*slaps Mike for not knowing what a good show was if he saw it*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 02:47 PM
*slaps Queenie because lost is no heros.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 03:02 PM
*slaps lee out of agreement
*slaps queenie, because i tried to watch the first season but ended up throwing up because the acting was bringing the pure smell of crap through my speakers, not to mention the lameness of the storyline was making my brain tell my fist to punch me in the face.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 03:04 PM
*slaps z and mike because I watch Heroes too, but talk about lame acting*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 03:11 PM
*slaps queen because it's better than the acting in Lost.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 03:22 PM
*slaps Mike because um . . . I'm gonna have to go ahead and uh disagree with you on that*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 03:27 PM
*slaps everyone because we are debating two show that are both terribly worse then The Office.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 03:35 PM
*slaps z for even comparing those shows to one as significant as The Office*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 03:44 PM
*slaps queenie because i am getting tired of TV show talk.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 03:46 PM
*slaps mike for showing a sign of weakness.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 03:53 PM
*slaps z and mike for not having it together today*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 03:58 PM
*slaps queenie cause I am all over the place today
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 04:11 PM
*slaps z for being all over the place*
"set still you wiggleworm!"
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 04:15 PM
*slaps queenie, I can't have to look at apartments to find a new one soon.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 04:48 PM
*slaps zdunklee because I have to as well.....so..there*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-05-2009, 05:21 PM
*slaps Jiggy because he has until September to move*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 05:24 PM
*slaps queenie in the name of people that will move.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 05:49 PM
*slaps Mike because that slap hurt*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 06:08 PM
*slaps queenie with a laptop, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen :
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-05-2009, 06:30 PM
*slaps Mike for implying that I can't take the heat*
bring it on
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-05-2009, 06:37 PM
*slaps Queenie for earlier. It doesn't hurt to get your name on the list early.*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-05-2009, 06:38 PM
*slaps Jiggy with a banana cream pie just for the comical side effects of it.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-05-2009, 06:49 PM
*slaps zdunklee with a wolverine that has rabies....you know...for the comic effect*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-05-2009, 07:13 PM
*slaps jiggy with john lennon's skull
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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