03-06-2009, 09:39 AM
Peachs Wrote:in jeans and a pink bra.... waiting for Evan to get out of the shower
Eat it, Shaun.
That's what she said.
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 Eat it, Shaun. 
03-06-2009, 09:51 AM
Allyson Wrote:Peachs Wrote:in jeans and a pink bra.... waiting for Evan to get out of the shower .... I think Evan will be doing the eating...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-06-2009, 10:00 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Eat it, Shaun. haha.. you guys rock 
03-06-2009, 10:07 AM
Peachs Wrote:in jeans and a pink bra.... waiting for Evan to get out of the shower Is this post made in hopes that your ex will read it?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
03-06-2009, 10:11 AM
Peachs Wrote:in jeans and a pink bra.... waiting for Evan to get out of the shower Why wait ? Go join him .
Wowie Groovie !
03-06-2009, 10:30 AM
Krystal Wrote:You know it's going to be a good day when you find a $20 bill on the ground when you get out of your car. Hey you found my 20!! 
03-06-2009, 10:58 AM
your momma Wrote:Krystal Wrote:You know it's going to be a good day when you find a $20 bill on the ground when you get out of your car. It was nature saying "Happy Birthday".
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-06-2009, 11:14 AM
I guess you can have it then...
Happy birthday, hope it was a good one! 
03-06-2009, 11:52 AM
Thinking about watching HBO's John Adams.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-06-2009, 11:55 AM
Jiggy Wrote:Thinking about watching HBO's John Adams. meh.... Watched the first 2 episodes on DVD. Ok if you don't have anything better to do.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-06-2009, 01:11 PM
eating an apple while the rest of the building smells like sausage
03-06-2009, 01:11 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:Thinking about watching HBO's John Adams. I'm kind of a history buff so I hope I like it.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-06-2009, 01:35 PM
pretty pissed. My boyfriend just got a job with the Army instead of teaching at a Catholic school. He hates teaching and has been looking for a new job for over a year. His mother says, "Is Allyson behind this?" You're damn right she is bitch! Why cant you just be motherEffing happy for anyone else? Why does it always have to be negative? Man I can't wait until we move.
That's what she said.
03-06-2009, 01:59 PM
Allyson Wrote:pretty pissed. My boyfriend just got a job with the Army instead of teaching at a Catholic school. He hates teaching and has been looking for a new job for over a year. His mother says, "Is Allyson behind this?" You're damn right she is bitch! Why cant you just be mothereffing happy for anyone else? Why does it always have to be negative? Man I can't wait until we move. I wish you the best of luck Allyson. When/where are you moving?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-06-2009, 02:01 PM
Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:pretty pissed. My boyfriend just got a job with the Army instead of teaching at a Catholic school. He hates teaching and has been looking for a new job for over a year. His mother says, "Is Allyson behind this?" You're damn right she is bitch! Why cant you just be mothereffing happy for anyone else? Why does it always have to be negative? Man I can't wait until we move. To Maryland, and not for another year or two :
That's what she said.
03-06-2009, 02:03 PM
Allyson Wrote:Maryland I can't help but read that as Mary - Land...it looks so weird "Row-add, Row-add, ROOOD!"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-06-2009, 02:08 PM
Allyson Wrote:pretty pissed. My boyfriend just got a job with the Army instead of teaching at a Catholic school. He hates teaching and has been looking for a new job for over a year. His mother says, "Is Allyson behind this?" You're damn right she is bitch! Why cant you just be mothereffing happy for anyone else? Why does it always have to be negative? Man I can't wait until we move. My mom treated my sister-in-law the same way for about 10 years. I hung with my brother and his wife a lot so I knew she wasn't bad but there was no convincing my mom of this. Thank God she doesn't treat my wife this way or we would be going rounds. I'm more of a loose cannon than my brother is.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-06-2009, 02:08 PM
On my way to a typing test, then off to Battle Creek to watch my old high school in wrestling state finals.
Yes I can see the jokes coming from this post....bring em on. :o
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-06-2009, 02:10 PM
My mom and wife don't get along....makes it fun for the guy who likes to keep everyone happy :
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-06-2009, 02:14 PM
zdunklee Wrote:On my way to a typing test, then off to Battle Creek to watch my old high school in wrestling state finals. Tell your boyfriends we said hi!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-06-2009, 02:24 PM
Going to see Watchmen on IMAX
My god I can't believe Im actually typing this....
Wowie Groovie !
03-06-2009, 02:25 PM
zdunklee Wrote:On my way to a typing test, then off to Battle Creek to watch my old high school in wrestling state finals. How many times did you end up like this? ![[Image: crotch_wrestlers.jpg]](http://www.anotherqueerjubu.com/another_queer_jewish_budd/images/2008/03/31/crotch_wrestlers.jpg)
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-06-2009, 02:43 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Going to see Watchmen on IMAX3 Your mission should you choose to accept it: Report back here immediately and tell us if it met expectations.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-06-2009, 04:08 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Maryland Robes? Rogues?
That's what she said.
03-06-2009, 04:14 PM
Allyson Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I can't help but read that as Mary - Land...it looks so weird That was an awesome movie! Damn Chris Farley for overdosing.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-06-2009, 05:04 PM
Sort of surprised at how over the past week one thing after another has been sort of happening with my photography.
03-06-2009, 07:42 PM
Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Robes? Rogues? Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
03-06-2009, 07:46 PM
...wondering why anyone would put their family in a hospice home to die. Where's the dignity in that? They let my uncle starve and thirst to death, while keeping him 'comfortable' with morphine and adderall. Everyone needs a living will, cause I never want to go out like that. Atleast he's not suffering anymore.
03-06-2009, 09:49 PM
nothing... gonna go practice piano
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
03-06-2009, 10:03 PM
watching Friday Night Smackdown with Evan
He's so awesome, its unreal
03-06-2009, 10:05 PM
evan almighty!
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
03-06-2009, 10:17 PM
imatoolhed Wrote:evan almighty! AAAAActually, he's AwesomeEvan.... get it right 
03-06-2009, 10:33 PM
Queenie Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:On my way to a typing test, then off to Battle Creek to watch my old high school in wrestling state finals. Wow, that gave me a good laugh. My old high school lost, which is a rare occasion. But I smoked my typing test and now only a good interview stands between me and a job! ;D
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-07-2009, 12:37 AM
Jiggy Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Going to see Watchmen on IMAX3 Holy Shit Man. It met ALL of my expectations, and then took those same expectations and shot them too the moon. Seriously, best movie I've seen since Dark Knight. AND ! ! ! Even if you're not a comic book nerd like me, you will absolutely enjoy this movie. No prior knowledge of the series is needed PLUS ! ! ! Super Bonus ! Huge Blue Cock !
Wowie Groovie !
03-07-2009, 01:51 AM
I think i can still wait until it comes out on video
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
03-07-2009, 08:06 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:3 Glad to hear it was good! I will probably go next week-end with the girls.
03-07-2009, 10:08 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:3 Evan wasn't excited til he heard about huge blue wang.... thanks.... now we HAVE to go see it even though I totally wanted to to begin with
03-07-2009, 10:10 AM
mainerliser Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Holy Shit Man. NOO ! ! ! ! ! That is NOT a movie for kids. Sex, gore, over the top violence. Seriously not for kids. And I wasn't kidding about the blue cock. Dr. Manhattan is a blue dude who's nude half the time.
Wowie Groovie !
03-07-2009, 10:38 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:3 YES!!!! Score!! ...I mean..ewww gross!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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