What are you going to do once the undead rise?
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What are you going to do once the undead rise?
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03-11-2009, 06:34 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender. Since dino and I are designated drinkers, can you fix me a Jack & Coke so I can go ahead and get started?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-11-2009, 06:35 PM
You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-11-2009, 06:39 PM
Queenie Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender. Since my spoon playing and jeep driving will be keeping us alive I'm going to want some drinks as well. I take my milk - skim and my coke diet.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-11-2009, 06:41 PM
I'm the bartender Jiggy, not the grocier (sp?).
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-11-2009, 06:42 PM
zdunklee Wrote:You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right? Damn you're good!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-11-2009, 08:33 PM
zdunklee Wrote:You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right? Yeah, but skip the Coke
Wowie Groovie !
03-11-2009, 08:34 PM
Jiggy Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender. i think we're better off finding a small town in the middle of nowhere to start off, the big cities are just going to be a big ole pit of death and disease
Wowie Groovie !
03-11-2009, 08:44 PM
I nominate myself as Chief Technologies Officer. I will provide iPod batteries, in case we need a little change from the bluegrass. I also require tequila, and none of that cheap stuff either.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
03-11-2009, 08:50 PM
I'm going into battle with a bunch of drunks.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
03-11-2009, 08:52 PM
Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage.
Wowie Groovie !
03-11-2009, 08:58 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage. I'll drink to that.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
03-11-2009, 11:39 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage. I'll drink to that as well, but only if by a little he meant a lot. Titan ! Wrote:Any of you women folk wanna be in charge of cooking ? I'm not even gonna touch that can of worms you just opened up.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-12-2009, 12:05 AM
Well I suppose if we got a man dude who can cook, I'm cool with that.
that reminds me, you think the zombos will go for the men or the women first ?
Wowie Groovie !
03-12-2009, 12:13 AM
I think they will go for whoever is slowest, start getting in shape.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-12-2009, 12:32 AM
Hmmm, if we decide we want to live on Chili I could do cook duties but as it stands I am already driving armed jeeps and playing spoons so my schedule is pretty tight.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-12-2009, 05:41 AM
Yeah Jiggy, your schedule is booked pretty tight, but I think that like maybe every 2 weeks we could get a substitute spoon player / jeep driver cause I likes me a good bowl of chili, but that's really more of a decision for the executive branch
However remember rule # 2 No Eating Zombies and that includes using them as meat, spice and or sauce for chili
Wowie Groovie !
03-12-2009, 07:43 AM
Jiggy Wrote:Hmmm, if we decide we want to live on Chili I could do cook duties but as it stands I am already driving armed jeeps and playing spoons so my schedule is pretty tight. Chilis out for me. I don't eat spicy food and would probably starve before living on it.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-12-2009, 08:18 AM
I'll make food. Burgers, steaks, spaghetti, chicken, lasagna, tacos, any form of dessert.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
03-12-2009, 08:58 AM
Ok, so it's obvious we need a food person, in my opinion it seems that Orzo is the best choice, does anyone else have food skillz to challenge her or want to fight for the job ?
Wowie Groovie !
03-12-2009, 09:02 AM
Sofar I'm just a banjo playing Doktor.
 I think I got a sweet gig.
03-12-2009, 09:09 AM
Doktor Wrote:Sofar I'm just a banjo playing Doktor. Banjo ? hell yeah, But I don't want to burst your bubble here, but I'm personally hoping that a genuine Dr or Nurse shows up
Wowie Groovie !
03-12-2009, 09:12 AM
Well, does any member have medical documentation? Or Experience?
I know there's a lot of registered members...but i rarely see them post..
03-12-2009, 09:34 AM
Well, we've had a couple Dr.s
You of course . And Dr. Stupid, who seems to have disappeared. We also had a nurse for a while, but she too seems to have disappeared. Sadly.
Wowie Groovie !
03-12-2009, 10:04 AM
We're all doomed.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-12-2009, 10:10 AM
Maybe someone can take a first aid class?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
03-12-2009, 10:14 AM
I find your lack of mental stability scary as shit.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
03-12-2009, 10:18 AM
...no.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
03-12-2009, 11:14 AM
Not sure if it qualifies as doctor but one time I had to apply a band-aid to myself. I was there, I know.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-12-2009, 11:21 AM
I have first aid and cpr certification, but also have 2 jobs already, and I think that bartender one alone is gonna keep me pretty busy.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-12-2009, 11:26 AM
It's not like I didn't have first aid classes in the Marine Corps or anything... >_>
03-12-2009, 01:13 PM
Maybe I'll kidnap a dr or nurse when I go ransack the Home Depot
Wowie Groovie !
03-12-2009, 01:57 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Maybe I'll kidnap a dr or nurse when I go ransack the Home Depot Maybe we should find Dr. House. That way we can get fixed and tough talked at the same time.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-12-2009, 02:25 PM
Good point in tough times a little tough talking might be necessary
Wowie Groovie !
03-12-2009, 03:10 PM
I know Dr. House plays instruments so he can play our bass fiddle.
Here's an update: Celebrities to gather: Chuck Norris Bruce Campbell Steve Carrell Dr. House Band Lineup: Singer- Sunshyne Steel guitar- Mad Dog Banjo- Doktor Spoons- Jiggy Washboard- Zdunklee Bass Fiddle- Dr. House Fiddle- Krystal Whiskey Jar- Mainerliser Hand Trumpet- Steve Carrell Supplies: Medical supplies Bartender supplies Jeeps Ammo (bring your own) Tools (Titan is bringing a truck full of Home Depot stuff) Am I missing anything?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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