03-12-2009, 06:59 AM
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03-12-2009, 08:26 AM
**the song "My heart will go on" plays"**
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-12-2009, 08:39 AM
"You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel..."
03-12-2009, 11:28 AM
Britney the dolphin quickly embarrasses her friend when she announces before the whole aquarium that her pussy is hanging out.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-12-2009, 03:10 PM
wow, i am so friggin lost....
03-12-2009, 04:49 PM
You fart out of your blowhole? That could be awkward during intimacy.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-17-2009, 02:53 PM
Uh oh.. not this girl again..
Am i gonna have to give that freakin tiger a fake number again? |
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