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Oh come on, ya'll freakin walked right into that!!
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True dat.
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Damn this walkin thing...
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Your drunk as hell aren't you
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might be, slightly hard to type...
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You should drunk dial Producer Joe
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That seems like it might not go well, besides that I'm not even sure where my phone is at this point...
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I'm drunk as a motherEffer . . . how 'bout youins????
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things a co ed would say.
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Wanna go to a party?
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How many kegs are there?
What? I didn't do it.
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things donkey kong concerns himself with.
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Enslaving a Princess.
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sadistic fantasy
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I can't reveal everything but it may or may not involve Martha Stewart.
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Insider trading
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What only some people get caught doing.
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smokin a doobie
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Willie Friggin Nelson
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don't post while drinking
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but...but.. but MOM!!!
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What you say when you get in trouble.
*side note: I wish I would have been able to respond to Jiggy's Willie Nelson with Rothbury, cause he is totally gonna be there.
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Willie Nelson+Rothbury = I have got to get out to Rothbury this year
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I need a new car this year
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Debt.
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What 90% of americans are trying to get out of.
Jiggy, did I mention Bob Dylan also, or how bout The Dead (I know no Jerry Garcia, but it's still the dead.)?
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bed
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Where I sleep at night.
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in your clothes
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What I look good in.
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a body bag
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Ouch...walked into that one I guess.
Where they will put philly mike one day.
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In the incinerator
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FIRE GOOD.
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Bizarro Frankenstein
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Bride of Frankenstein.
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I'd tap that
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What Jiggy says about anything on 2 legs.
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bend over and spread 'em
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Wolverine
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