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associate this...
Oh come on, ya'll freakin walked right into that!! Big Grin
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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True dat.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Damn this walkin thing...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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Your drunk as hell aren't you
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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might be, slightly hard to type...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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You should drunk dial Producer Joe
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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That seems like it might not go well, besides that I'm not even sure where my phone is at this point...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I'm drunk as a motherEffer . . . how 'bout youins????
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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things a co ed would say.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Wanna go to a party?
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How many kegs are there?
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things donkey kong concerns himself with.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Enslaving a Princess.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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sadistic fantasy
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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I can't reveal everything but it may or may not involve Martha Stewart.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Insider trading
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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What only some people get caught doing.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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smokin a doobie
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Willie Friggin Nelson
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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don't post while drinking
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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but...but.. but MOM!!!
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What you say when you get in trouble.



*side note: I wish I would have been able to respond to Jiggy's Willie Nelson with Rothbury, cause he is totally gonna be there.
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Willie Nelson+Rothbury = I have got to get out to Rothbury this year
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I need a new car this year
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Debt.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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What 90% of americans are trying to get out of.

Jiggy, did I mention Bob Dylan also, or how bout The Dead (I know no Jerry Garcia, but it's still the dead.)?
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bed
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Where I sleep at night.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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in your clothes
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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What I look good in.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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a body bag
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Ouch...walked into that one I guess.

Where they will put philly mike one day.
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In the incinerator
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FIRE GOOD.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Bizarro Frankenstein
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Bride of Frankenstein.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I'd tap that
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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What Jiggy says about anything on 2 legs.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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bend over and spread 'em
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Wolverine
What? I didn't do it.
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