What are you going to do once the undead rise?

[Titan!]

I think I read in one of my time travel books somewhere that in order to repopulate without the problems from inbreeding we need 80 couples capable of reproduction

[alex]

That won't be too hard, i suppose.

Seems like a crazy-ass low number though.

Good Luck, Titan.

[0rz0ski]

What about polygamy?

[krystal]

Or wife-swapping? Theoretically the numbers between the sexes will not be equal and, since only Doktor has offered to become a monk, we'll have to do some fancy footwork to make it work.

[alex]

I think polygamy would Eff up the whole not inbreeding dynamic that we're shooting for.

[Titan!]

Polygamy and wife/husband swapping will make it much harder to keep track of who is related to whom and how closely related they are, in order to avoid inbreeding we need to make sure so one re-produces with anyone closer than 2nd cousin, probably not a bad idea to make it 3rd cousin for the first generation or two though

[0rz0ski]

We should probably have some kind of nametag system, to easily see whom could copulate with whom.

[alex]

Need to keep notes on this shit, and of course, Maury Povich.

[-Jiggy-]

I ban Doktor from any future sex talk as he doesn't seem to have any knowledge on the subject.

[alex]

I'm asexual, Jiggy :/

[krystal]

I'm asexual, Jiggy :/

Does that mean you make exact replicas of yourself without the benefit of a mate. Not something to be proud of, guy.

[alex]

It means i have no sexual feelings, smart ass

[krystal]

If you don't want to be taken literally, you have to say so:

a⋅sex⋅u⋅al   /eɪˈsɛkʃuəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ey-sek-shoo-uhl] Show IPA

[-Jiggy-]

So you have no sexual appetite therfore neither should anyone else. You're kicked out of the band. The groupies will be wasted on you.

[alex]

2 then.

@ Jiggy: I don't care about your band or your groupies.

[krystal]

Leaves out a lot of frustration. Jiggy, you should be happy. That would mean an extra groupie for you. Are there any guy groupies out there?

[alex]

I wouldn't put it past anyone, Jiggy could get some fellas

[-Jiggy-]

I wouldn't put it past anyone, Jiggy could get some fellas

At least I can get something. I'm not sure even the zombies would want to come near you.

[alex]

Because I'm the one who made them. I am their master.

[dingdongyo]

i'll breed. i have good teeth.

please?

...anyone?

[Titan!]

i'll breed. i have good teeth.

please?

...anyone?

We might have to assign someone to the task of assigning couples where they don't naturally come together, but since I've already got 2 jobs, I nominate Krystal.

[krystal]

Because I have ovaries, I'll be a good matchmaker, is that it? Does that make me a pimp??? Will I get paid for this job, along with my job of learning to play the fiddle for the band and sharpshooting???

It'll just give me a reason to make charts.

[0rz0ski]

So, Krystal's title is Director of Romance and Reproduction. Nice. Add that to the list, Titan.

[dingdongyo]

So, Krystal's title is Director of Romance and Reproduction. Nice. Add that to the list, Titan.

i move to change this title to "director of Effing"

[zdunklee]

I second dingdongyo's motion.

[Titan!]

So, Krystal's title is Director of Romance and Reproduction. Nice. Add that to the list, Titan.

Maintaining the list of job titles is up to the president I only have a list of the rules.

And Krystal, since I nominated you, I also nominate that you have the authority to appoint anyone you want to be your assistant.

[0rz0ski]

Hey hey hey...we are CLASSY people here! We are members of a bluegrass band, damnit!

[zdunklee]

Too late it's been seconded, now it moves to a discussion and vote.

Everyone answer: Should krystal's title be:

Director of Effing: 2

Director of Romance and Reproduction: 1


I vote Director of effing, as does dingdongyo, orzo is for Romance and Reproduction.

[0rz0ski]

So, Krystal's title is Director of Romance and Reproduction. Nice. Add that to the list, Titan.

Maintaining the list of job titles is up to the president I only have a list of the rules.

And Krystal, since I nominated you, I also nominate that you have the authority to appoint anyone you want to be your assistant.

Wait, who's the president?

[zdunklee]

Well Chuck Norris is, come on who else could possibly be bad ass enough to be the president in a time of termoil.

[alex]

I'm the President, obviously.

[0rz0ski]

Not president of the US, zdunk, president of our squad/bluegrass band. Doktor, HELL NO. VETO.

[alex]

I'm still President of Deathland, population my zombie horde and you...you delicious foodstuffs.

[krystal]

Well Chuck Norris is, come on who else could possibly be bad ass enough to be the president in a time of termoil.

In the World of the Dead, only Bruce Campbell can be president. Period.

[alex]

George Romero.

Bruce Campbell never fought zombies. Just things possessed by demons. It's different.

[krystal]

That's true. And Army of Darkness are magic-based dead. I just like Bruce Campbell a lot.

[Rock Monster]

This thread makes me ashamed to be a member of this forum.

[zdunklee]

It's ok that you are jealous of all our good ideas RM.

[Rock Monster]

It's ok that you are jealous of all our good ideas RM.

Maybe after you're done with the Zombie survival plans, you can come up with a Space Alien Attack survival plan. Or maybe a Dinosaur attack survival plan. :

[zdunklee]

Don't be rediculous, there are no aliens or living dinosaurs...