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#161
03-07-2009, 08:36 PM
See Revenge of the Nerds. That is a Nerd.
Geeks are like Mallrats/Clerks. That's me.
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#162
03-08-2009, 12:29 AM
Doktor Wrote:See Revenge of the Nerds. That is a Nerd.
Geeks are like Mallrats/Clerks. That's me.

I will have to take your word for it.
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#163
03-11-2009, 07:20 PM
I'm never surprised, or disappointed, that any non-sexual thread will always quickly turn sexual. I AM surprised that the opposite has occurred here in a thread titled "Masturbation".
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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#164
03-11-2009, 07:38 PM
Torque Wrote:I'm never surprised, or disappointed, that any non-sexual thread will always quickly turn sexual. I AM surprised that the opposite has occurred here in a thread titled "Masturbation".

Well that can change now that you're here.
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#165
03-11-2009, 07:43 PM
OK, I'll sit back and ponder a way to bring it back around...
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#166
03-11-2009, 07:46 PM
well if you are as good looking as that avatar or as your own art it shouldn't be too hard to entice imagination. but then again that may just turn this into the sex thread, and most of us know what happened with that.
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#167
03-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Sadly though, I'm part of the .00001% of the population that doesn't partake, unless it's part of the act with another person. So we'll need to find someone who's actually got the credentials. I really wish it appealed to me, I wouldn't be so pent up lol.
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#168
03-11-2009, 08:04 PM
Torque Wrote:Sadly though, I'm part of the .00001% of the population that doesn't partake, unless it's part of the act with another person. So we'll need to find someone who's actually got the credentials. I really wish it appealed to me, I wouldn't be so pent up lol.
see I would like to offer to help you with that, considering you are not that far... but hey that may have to go to pm then Smile
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#169
03-11-2009, 08:16 PM
This just got creepy.
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#170
03-11-2009, 08:22 PM
But he ended that with such an innocent little smiley
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#171
03-11-2009, 08:29 PM
speedbump Wrote:This just got creepy.

ha, funny
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#172
03-11-2009, 08:30 PM
speedbump Wrote:This just got creepy.

lol she wanted it to turn dirty

at least i didn't do this :-* , this [Image: tongue_15.gif], or worse yet this [Image: 1133_sticking_tongue_out_in_a_sexual_way.gif]
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#173
03-11-2009, 08:34 PM
My creep-meter must be busted, because those would have all been really funny
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#174
03-11-2009, 08:47 PM
Torque Wrote:My creep-meter must be busted, because those would have all been really funny

oh?? maybe I'm becoming too conservative.
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#175
03-12-2009, 09:01 AM
Philly Mike: E-Pussy Hero

Get Like Him!

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#176
03-15-2009, 09:26 PM
E-pussy hmm? Maybe I'll start using that on my business cards
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#177
03-15-2009, 10:10 PM
Torque Wrote:E-pussy hmm? Maybe I'll start using that on my business cards

sounds like an interesting concept. I guess E-pussy would be what the internet + the topic of this thread would =

I have always been more of a fan of the IRL version though.
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#178
03-16-2009, 08:22 AM
E-Pussy is when you try to mack on some chick over the internet.

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#179
03-16-2009, 09:33 AM
boy sounds like everyone had a great weekend.
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#180
03-16-2009, 09:36 AM
medicron Wrote:boy sounds like everyone had a great weekend.


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#181
03-16-2009, 12:54 PM
Who's dis guy?
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#182
03-16-2009, 01:02 PM
he's the you before you were you
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#183
03-16-2009, 01:58 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:he's the you before you were you

yeah he is the infamous one that made the word idiot automatically become ambulance driver.
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#184
03-16-2009, 03:04 PM
'Ambulance driver' is the most annoying fad.
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#185
03-16-2009, 03:49 PM
blame good ol' ron for that
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#186
03-16-2009, 06:41 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
medicron Wrote:boy sounds like everyone had a great weekend.


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HE'S BACK!


LOVE this Howie!!!
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#187
03-16-2009, 09:01 PM
Hopefully it and ugg boots will fade and NOT return in a 20 year cycle...
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#188
03-16-2009, 10:18 PM
Torque Wrote:Hopefully it and ugg boots will fade and NOT return in a 20 year cycle...
well i guess we'll never now what will happen until it happens. After all I do hear there is no joy in knowing the future.
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#189
03-17-2009, 07:39 AM
Haha, whoever said that must be a genius
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#190
03-17-2009, 08:09 AM
Fads work in cycles, it is only inevitable...
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#191
03-17-2009, 08:45 AM
Torque Wrote:Haha, whoever said that must be a genius
Well the person has appeared to be pretty smart, mostly out of a factor of common sense. It's something you don't see from a person that much anymore lol.
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#192
03-17-2009, 12:47 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
medicron Wrote:boy sounds like everyone had a great weekend.


[Image: yay.jpg]


HE'S BACK!

Thank you. Pictures of humanoid bean bags always make me smile.
I am the irrepressible dark horse.
Film it. Listen to it. Live it. Love it.

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