Happy 40th Golden Throat!
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Happy 40th Golden Throat!
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03-18-2009, 07:31 AM
Golden throat turns 40 today, according to the show. Happy B-Day old fart!
here's the best gold cake I could find, without trying too hard: ![[Image: gold_cake_backdrop.jpg]](http://www.manons.com.au/gold_cake_backdrop.jpg)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-18-2009, 07:42 AM
Happy Birthday Len!!!
![[Image: Happy-Birthday-Pinup.jpg]](http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt304/krysbrewer/Happy-Birthday-Pinup.jpg)
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-18-2009, 08:05 AM
Over the hill my ass!!
![[Image: 31xV12UlT7L._SL500_AA280_.jpg]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31xV12UlT7L._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-18-2009, 08:12 AM
Queenie Wrote:Over the hill my ass!! ...says the *almost* 44 year old fart.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-18-2009, 08:16 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Over the hill my ass!! Eff you RM!! I'll only be 43 next month. 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-18-2009, 08:18 AM
Wow, you're almost a full decade older than me Queenie!
03-18-2009, 08:25 AM
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/glPimf8-ans&hl=en[/flash]
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
03-18-2009, 08:30 AM
Queenie Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:...says the *almost* 44 year old fart. 43, 44, whatever. It really doesn't matter after 35 anyway. Old is Old.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-18-2009, 08:42 AM
hotzester Wrote:Wow, you're almost a full decade older than me Queenie! Thanks for pointing that shit out zesterman!! notreally
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-18-2009, 09:23 AM
Well on the bright side, you still have what, 7 years before you hit the half century mark??
03-18-2009, 09:57 AM
You really know how to make my day, huh?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-18-2009, 10:11 AM
Queenie you are almost 2 decades older than me.
sorry I had to do it Happy Birthday Golden Throat!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-18-2009, 10:17 AM
zdunklee Wrote:Queenie you are almost 2 decades older than me. Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-18-2009, 10:19 AM
Queenie Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Queenie you are almost 2 decades older than me. Ok, how about the fact that you're old enough to be my mom. (a very young mom, but still feasible)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-18-2009, 10:19 AM
Aww man, I thought I was the only one allowed to playfully try to ruin Queenie's day!
03-18-2009, 10:20 AM
Happy Birthday!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
03-18-2009, 10:23 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. RM, she's only 4 year younger than my mom!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-18-2009, 11:04 AM
zdunklee Wrote:Queenie you are almost 2 decades older than me. *cough*Andme*cough*
03-18-2009, 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday Len,
It's also Brittany's birthday too. Weird right ? ![[Image: Brittpost1.jpg]](http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Titan10x/Brittpost1.jpg)
Wowie Groovie !
03-18-2009, 11:35 AM
I'm going to take a guess that she is younger than me.
Thanks all! 
03-18-2009, 11:39 AM
I couldn't find anything cool that was Golden for your birthday...
so I stole this shovel from a Ground Breaking Ceremony for an old folks home. I figured it was fitting you have the shovel that was used to break the land for where you will soon be BAM! ![[Image: GoldenShovel.jpg]](http://www.kent360.com/files/EconomicDevelopment/ArtsCulture/GoldenShovel.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-18-2009, 11:40 AM
And twice as hot!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-18-2009, 12:16 PM
I thought this was a thread to wish Len a Happy Birthday, not pick on the old woman.
I'm young at heart, and can keep up with the best of them.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-18-2009, 12:18 PM
Queenie Wrote:I'm young at heart, and can keep up with the best of them. As long as the best of them aren't under 35 years old.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-18-2009, 12:23 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Queenie Wrote:I'm young at heart, and can keep up with the best of them. I have 2 sons that are 19 and 22 yrs old and I can keep up with them! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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