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How much would it cost to bail you out?
#41
$475.50

wow I am badder than i thought, the parents bed thing is a steep price.
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#42
1. Ever smoked pot? $10
13. Done something you regret? $20
17. Been slapped? $5
18. Slapped someone? $5
24. Cheated on a test? $50
25. Vandalized something? $20
33. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know? $10
39. Had sex by yourself? $10
42. Ever stolen something? $10

These are the ones I have done. That I'm aware of. $140. I think I mis-added before.
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#43
675.5
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#44
425.50
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#45
I'm 430.50 I thought I was gonna be one of the highest ones. Noooope!!!!
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#46
Mad Dog Wrote:I'm 430.50 I thought I was gonna be one of the highest ones. Noooope!!!!

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#47
I'm 490.50
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#48
i am at 715.50
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#49
Im also the jackass that started this thread 2 days late in the wrong section of the board, so someone go ahead and take a point
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#50
320.5
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#51
$310.50
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#52
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:320.5

I really though Howie's would be higher.
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#53
Krystal Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:320.5

I really though Howie's would be higher.


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#54
Krystal Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:320.5

I really though Howie's would be higher.


There is nothing on the list that has to do with being gay and loving farm animals.
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#55
i racked up a tab of 415.50
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#56
So we get paid, or do we have to pay out for bad behavior?
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#57
We have to pay to "bail ourselves out" of moral bankruptcy (aka fun)
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#58
yeah,..... thats not gonna happen
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#59
ouch $865.50 ...... am i going to hell?
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#60
Praxela Wrote:ouch $865.50 ...... am i going to hell?

Only if it was 868.50, that's just gross.
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