06-18-2008, 10:19 AM
I met Zanes wife about 6 months ago at somones birthday party and I can't stop thinking about her. I think about her and beat my Schwanc like it owes me money.
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Zane's Wife Is A MILF!!!
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06-18-2008, 10:23 AM
I don't want a photo of his schwanc (is that spelled right?)
06-18-2008, 10:24 AM
Careful Zane might kill himself or you guys for talking about his wife
We need anouther 10sec fight
06-18-2008, 10:25 AM
Titan ! Wrote:This thread is useless without a photo I will second that. We need a photo of her. She sounds so hot my weiner hurts, but that could be because of the aids.
06-18-2008, 10:30 AM
thank you for the correct spelling, please don't post any photos of it.
06-18-2008, 10:31 AM
Schwanz comes from german and means tail, which refers to the penis.
06-21-2008, 10:35 AM
Zane's wife wants a threesome with Dan and Laurie. Gary will tape it.
06-21-2008, 10:53 AM
I WANNA SHOW ZANES WIFE THAT I HAVE ONE SACK NOT TWO.. I WANT TO REST IT ON HER CHIN. WHY DON'T WE START BANGING FREE BEERS WIFE I HEARD SHE LIKES DP LETS LEAVE ZANES WIFE ALONE SHE IS WORN OUT I WANT FREEBEERS WIFE
06-23-2008, 05:48 PM
yea freebeer's wife sounds hot!!! well... at least Zane's impression of her does.
06-23-2008, 06:37 PM
yeah not too sure who has the hottest wife, but i would guess freebeer. if you watch the video of zane's wife freaking out at the Taylor Hicks video............eh.
06-27-2008, 12:39 PM
mrsten Wrote:I'm Zane''s wife!!! I dont look anything like I did in the Taylor Hicks video. I dont know what the hell happened there. I'm not saying I'm a MILF or anything close, but I certainly dont look like I did in that video That was Assholish. I had a boycut and looked like a well you know... I have long hair now!!! So I dont look so bad!!!!!! Your exclamation point skills are exceptional. 
06-27-2008, 12:40 PM
mrsten Wrote:I'm Zane''s wife!!! I dont look anything like I did in the Taylor Hicks video. I dont know what the hell happened there. I'm not saying I'm a MILF or anything close, but I certainly dont look like I did in that video That was Assholish. I had a boycut and looked like a well you know... I have long hair now!!! So I dont look so bad!!!!!! I may need to see some pictures.... for proof...so I can decide if I want to do you
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-27-2008, 12:41 PM
Fistor Wrote:mrsten Wrote:I'm Zane''s wife!!! I dont look anything like I did in the Taylor Hicks video. I dont know what the hell happened there. I'm not saying I'm a MILF or anything close, but I certainly dont look like I did in that video That was Assholish. I had a boycut and looked like a well you know... I have long hair now!!! So I dont look so bad!!!!!! ha ha I love it...and your new avatar is awesome...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-27-2008, 12:44 PM
Mrs. Ten, does it get tedious, always having to get the milk off the top shelf of the fridge for zane?
06-27-2008, 12:45 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Fistor Wrote:Your exclamation point skills are exceptional. Thanks, sugarpants. 
06-27-2008, 12:46 PM
weinerpoopie where are you with a classy picture?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-27-2008, 12:46 PM
Also, Mrs. Ten, do you ever just push zane over when he throws an Armenian fit?
06-27-2008, 12:47 PM
PERFECT!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-27-2008, 12:49 PM
Sorry to be so inquisitive, Mrs. Ten, but one more:
Do you ever balance cheese cubes on the tip of zane's ginormous schnozz and make him wait until you give order to flip it into his mouth? Because I could see myself doing that, if I were you.
06-27-2008, 12:50 PM
Fistor Wrote:Sorry to be so inquisitive, Mrs. Ten, but one more: AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-27-2008, 01:02 PM
Mrs. Ten, I'm assuming zane's taking a nap right now. If so, I will have Biff pay you 5 dollars for you to go into the bedroom, real quiet like, and gently place a piece of bacon on his forehead. Then go get Lola.
06-27-2008, 01:11 PM
Fistor Wrote:Mrs. Ten, I'm assuming zane's taking a nap right now. If so, I will have Biff pay you 5 dollars for you to go into the bedroom, real quiet like, and gently place a piece of bacon on his forehead. Then go get Lola. i want someone to give him a Roman Helmet....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-27-2008, 02:27 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote: ...is that my cat? Looks like you ripped the picture off my myspace
06-27-2008, 02:29 PM
i dont know were i found that, i have many sources
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-27-2008, 02:30 PM
shut up.
I will be mad if someone did rip a pic of my myspace. no joke.
06-27-2008, 02:31 PM
Kate Wrote:shut up. I DIDN'T, DONT KILL ME!!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-27-2008, 02:34 PM
i dont care, unless others start showing up, then I'll be very angry.
06-27-2008, 09:20 PM
none of you people have ever seen a breast have you?
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