03-18-2009, 10:57 PM
takes mikes unemployment check and then slaps him back with a bottle of everclear
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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Slap the person above you
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03-18-2009, 10:59 PM
(wew good thing i drank the rest)
slaps lee with a pound of raw ground beef and takes the check back. now what... I'm rick james bitch!!
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
03-18-2009, 11:02 PM
slaps mike with a fistful of cash.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-18-2009, 11:10 PM
slaps lee with a butcher knife, and takes the cash and runs far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far farfar far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-18-2009, 11:14 PM
recovers from butcher knife slap then runs and finds mike and slaps him with a physco chimp.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-18-2009, 11:19 PM
slaps zdunklee for having a psycho chimp. you crazy fool.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-18-2009, 11:19 PM
slaps jiggy cause clearly I have him trained to detect zombies.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 12:05 AM
slaps lee with a slurpee, 'cause i ain't no zombie fool.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-19-2009, 12:21 AM
slaps philly mike because only a zombie would waste a slurpee.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-19-2009, 12:28 AM
slaps jiggy with a cast iron griddle, I have an extra one, that one had a hair in it.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-19-2009, 12:33 AM
slaps philly mike cause that is acceptable
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-19-2009, 01:27 AM
slaps jiggy cause philly mike could have just pulled the hair out it had to be his anyway not like someone else makes your slurpee.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 01:37 AM
slaps myself for being so easily duped. I have to be on my toes with this one.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-19-2009, 01:43 AM
slaps jiggy for being easily duped by someone from PA.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 04:02 AM
slaps zdunklee because I am originally from Arkansas. There's your answer as to why I'm so naive.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-19-2009, 06:28 AM
*slaps jiggy because TIMES UP!!*
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
03-19-2009, 08:52 AM
*slaps wwzs cause she hasn't had a good slap in a while, then slaps jiggy cause the word is KNAVE.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 08:55 AM
Slaps lee with a moving box because I had someone else get the slurpee for me and it was probably theirs and they have greezzzzzy ass hair.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-19-2009, 09:15 AM
slaps mike cause that's what you get for having a homeless guy buy your slurpee.
edit: slaps queenie with this motivational poster, ![[Image: photo_1237425815.png]](http://www.sloshspot.com/photos/blog/full/photo_1237425815.png) 
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 01:36 PM
Slaps zdunklee because are you calling Queenie dad or old?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-19-2009, 01:38 PM
slaps jiggy cause clearly I'm calling her old.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 01:58 PM
slaps zdunklee because if it was clear I wouldn't have asked.
.....arkansas.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-19-2009, 03:51 PM
slaps jiggy cause that is a good point.
...the arkansas not that it wasn't clear.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 04:04 PM
slaps Queenie for not slapping enough people today
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-19-2009, 05:00 PM
slaps Jiggy because I had very limited time to get on the board today
effing new monitoring system
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-19-2009, 05:36 PM
slaps queenie for not noticing my picture above, surely I would have been slapped if she had.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 08:38 PM
Slaps lee with rihanna's umbrella, maybe queenie ignored it.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-19-2009, 08:39 PM
slaps mike with Chris Brown.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 09:03 PM
slaps z with everything she can find for calling her old and fugli
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-19-2009, 09:08 PM
slaps queenie cause I never called you fugli, just old.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 09:14 PM
slaps z for the motivational picture you posted
just so you know, it didn't really "motivate" me very well
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-19-2009, 11:16 PM
Slaps The Queen for not finding motivation from The Simpsons.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-20-2009, 12:08 AM
slaps jiggy for not knowing that was a De-motivational poster, so it did its job.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-20-2009, 12:36 AM
slaps zdunklee for de-motivating queenie.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-20-2009, 12:38 AM
slaps jiggy for not helping me.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-20-2009, 10:34 AM
slaps z because you can't eff up my good mood today!
i've lost 6 pounds since Sunday . . . WOOT WOOT
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-20-2009, 11:16 AM
slaps queenie for being in an indomitable good mood.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-20-2009, 11:22 AM
slaps mike cause I bet it's possible to change that.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-20-2009, 11:23 AM
slaps z because nu uh, never, no way Jose!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-20-2009, 11:23 AM
Slaps lee with a rusty trombone... i dont think i need to put anything else here, this may have disturbed enough people.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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