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Right now I'm....
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03-18-2009, 10:29 PM
... I'm comfortably full of hawaiian punch with everclear.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
03-18-2009, 10:56 PM
I wish we could buy everclear in MI...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-18-2009, 11:01 PM
zdunklee Wrote:I wish we could buy everclear in MI... You're not allowed to get it in PA, but DE has plenty of it, for cheap too.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
03-19-2009, 11:02 AM
Right now I'm:
Eating a PB&J, drinking a dew and working on an Irrigation Water Management Plan for a blueberry farm.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-19-2009, 11:08 AM
Getting ready for the first tip off of the weekend.....yay March Madness!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 11:47 AM
... making some kickass wings.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
03-19-2009, 01:04 PM
Thinking I might try to watch the Michigan game while enjoying some tasty Hooters boneless wings and a nice ceasar sald
Wowie Groovie !
03-19-2009, 01:07 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Thinking I might try to watch the Michigan game while enjoying some tasty Hooters a real man woulda posted this 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-19-2009, 01:11 PM
zdunklee Wrote:I wish we could buy everclear in MI... Military Bases. Indiana's welcome signs should read "Welcome Michiganders, to the wonderland of cheap booze and tobacco.....OH! and don't forget to get fireworks while you are here!"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-19-2009, 01:28 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:I wish we could buy everclear in MI... Where's a military base in West Michigan ?
Wowie Groovie !
03-19-2009, 01:28 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Thinking I might try to watch the Michigan game while enjoying some tasty Hooters I am not man enough to be able to enjoy both of those activities at the same time.
Wowie Groovie !
03-19-2009, 01:31 PM
Fort Custer in Galseburg (Battle Creek) but i'm not sure that they have a Trading Post on the base.
I was just saying that military bases can sell it if you have an in. I believe they're also exempt from state taxes on booze and smoke
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-19-2009, 01:40 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Fort Custer in Galseburg (Battle Creek) but i'm not sure that they have a Trading Post on the base. Soldiers....they have all the luck. 
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-19-2009, 01:42 PM
Especially since the price of both have gone up. I don't like the fact that I have to spend more money to kill myself.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-19-2009, 01:42 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Where's a military base in West Michigan ? Camp Grayling Chrysler Tank School Detroit Arsenal (US Army Garrison - Michigan) Fort Brady Fort Custer Wikipedia Camp grayling "is the largest military installation east of the Mississippi River." According to wikipedia.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-19-2009, 01:46 PM
Hmmmmm I may need to look some of those places up on mapquest... A tank might be handy when the undead rise
Wowie Groovie !
03-19-2009, 01:49 PM
I've been to camp grayling, but I would hardly call that "west" michigan. The only one on this side is Fort Custer.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-19-2009, 01:51 PM
zdunklee Wrote:I've been to camp grayling, but I would hardly call that "west" michigan. The only one on this side is Fort Custer. Sorry, I didn't read the "west" part. I just found the bases in Michigan. My bad!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-19-2009, 04:21 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Fort Custer in Galseburg (Battle Creek) but i'm not sure that they have a Trading Post on the base. I saw the largest booze store ever on a military base, down at Fort Jackson, SC. The place had effing shopping carts. You name it, they had it. 
03-19-2009, 09:08 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Right now I'm....Good christ, you blimp. Do something about that.
03-19-2009, 09:09 PM
Mark the Valet Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Right now I'm....Good christ, you blimp. Do something about that. 220 here! lost 5 lbs this week!!!
03-19-2009, 09:14 PM
Mark the Valet Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Right now I'm....Good christ, you blimp. Do something about that. Yeah I'm working on it, I was 373 last week, and I figured that by posting it here I might get a little more motivation to get off my fat ass and do something about it Congrats on the 5 lb loss Plung !
Wowie Groovie !
03-19-2009, 10:21 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Mark the Valet Wrote:Good christ, you blimp. Do something about that. dont worry man, My moobs probably rival yours at my 330
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-19-2009, 10:46 PM
You're all animals.
[drop] I see you're still fatter than holy hell [/drop]
03-19-2009, 11:31 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Right now I'm.... SWEEEEET! Someone's fatter than me! ....it just doesn't happen too often is all.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-20-2009, 12:16 AM
Damn, I feel skinny....stop this shit, I'm attempting to train for a half marathon in august and you bastards are making me lose motivation.
...I know I'm crazy, but a good friend wants to run the thing for his 25th b-day, and damn it, it gives me a reason to get back into shape.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-20-2009, 06:09 AM
Maybe we could start a thread for those who are trying to lose weight, and we could post our weights weekly or something to keep us in line?
That's what she said.
03-20-2009, 06:29 AM
Allyson Wrote:Maybe we could start a thread for those who are trying to lose weight, and we could post our weights weekly or something to keep us in line? maybe you could be proactive and do that instead of being all talk and a sissy?
03-20-2009, 06:42 AM
Jo Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Maybe we could start a thread for those who are trying to lose weight, and we could post our weights weekly or something to keep us in line? Eff that, Proactive is for pizzafaces.
That's what she said.
03-20-2009, 09:13 AM
horrifically sick still, thinking that I want to crawl under a rock and die. Oh, I havent been able to eat in a few days now, I'm down to 114
03-20-2009, 09:35 AM
Can you come get me sick so I can stop eating?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-20-2009, 09:38 AM
Krystal Wrote:Can you come get me sick so I can stop eating? You could probably make out with her. That might work. Butyou'renotsuperhotandtotallyawesomeEvan,sosheprobablywon'tletyou
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-20-2009, 10:24 AM
Titan ! Wrote:shawnp Wrote:Leaving to have sex with Jim I think I need to start using this more.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-20-2009, 10:33 AM
My cubicle neighbor needs to stop putting out candy, because now I have to help eat it.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-20-2009, 10:59 AM
Krystal Wrote:My cubicle neighbor needs to stop putting out candy, because now I have to help eat it. Same here!!
03-20-2009, 11:10 AM
Just got a call from the mechanic about my car
No new ipod for me in the near future.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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