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here is an interesting test
www.puritytest.net
i took the 500 question test here are the results
Your Final Score:
52.2% pure
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87.2%
I need to get a life. Or a man in my life.
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200 question test.
77%. I guess I need to be more of a deviant.
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either that or i should be less of one.
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Krystal Wrote:87.2%
I need to get a life. Or a man in my life.
Or a man in you
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:Krystal Wrote:87.2%
I need to get a life. Or a man in my life.
Or a man in you
I was being circumspect, but that is pretty much what I meant. I'm contemplating taking applications.
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Titan ! Wrote:Krystal Wrote:87.2%
I need to get a life. Or a man in my life.
Or a man in you
I'm guessing that's how Philly Mike got such a low score.
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He got a man in him? I really hope you didn't picture that.
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67.6% pure
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I think I must be the good girl of the message board. That kinda sucks.
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Rock Monster Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Or a man in you
I'm guessing that's how Philly Mike got such a low score.
that's for me to know and you to fantasize about.
Krystal Wrote:I think I must be the good girl of the message board. That kinda sucks.
if you ever take a trip to the east around the NJ,PA area we can change that...
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I'm sure I could whore it up just fine in Nashville if I just put in the effort.
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58.2% here.
and Look they even have a question just for Howie:
...had sex, oral sex, or [mutual] masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
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Krystal Wrote:I'm sure I could whore it up just fine in Nashville if I just put in the effort.
oh well then take all the fun out of it for me why dont you. :
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53% Slightly higher than Mike
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Mark the Valet Wrote:53% Slightly higher than Mike
So, apparently you do dudes too, but left out the beastieality(sp?), right?
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Oh no, it's the other way around.
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You, sir, are a man-whore.
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sounds like rock is homophobic
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Krystal Wrote:You, sir, are a man-whore. I know. Wanna do it?
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Okay. I need to lower my score anyway.
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Krystal Wrote:Okay. I need to lower my score standards anyway.
Fixed.
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88.5, that thing was crazy specific.
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Philly Mike Wrote:sounds like rock is homophobic
Homophobic because I make jokes about doing dudes? Yeah.... ok....
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Jo's better than me!!!
Does anyone find that just a little bit surprising?
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Rock Monster Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Okay. I need to lower my score standards anyway.
Fixed.
Or both.
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Jo Wrote:88.5, that thing was crazy specific.
You're supposed to tell the truth, dummy.
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Krystal Wrote:Jo's better than me!!!
Does anyone find that just a little bit surprising?
Nope.... she's all talk.
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Mark the Valet Wrote:Jo Wrote:88.5, that thing was crazy specific.
You're supposed to tell the truth, dummy.
i did, numbnuts.
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So all the stories you told me about wild orgies were fabrication then.
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How do you guys have the attention span to do this? I get 2 pages in and I feel like I'm going around in circles.
That's what she said.
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Allyson Wrote:How do you guys have the attention span to do this? I get 2 pages in and I feel like I'm going around in circles.
It is repetitive. I'm surprised I made it all the way through it.
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Krystal Wrote:Allyson Wrote:How do you guys have the attention span to do this? I get 2 pages in and I feel like I'm going around in circles.
It is repetitive. I'm surprised I made it all the way through it.
yeah it's kind of annoying but they ask referring to all kinds of sexual preferences and all. I am surprised i finished it myself. I will be attempting the 1000 question test when i get the time.
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58.2% 500 question
That was disturbing!!
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mainerliser Wrote:58.2% 500 question
That was disturbing!!
No kidding. I feel like my score should be lower just for reading that.
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1000 question test
Your Final Score:
52.6%
hmm. not much difference with me.
come on, there has to be someone out there worse than me.
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69.4%
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I thought I was in trouble when my score was 93 until the 200's but then the sex questions came in- 69% of all things!
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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Hmmmm..... I'm 48.8 This dosn't seem to jive with my morality test ???
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