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zdunklee Wrote:Have fun being raped by getting your car fixed.
It's called roleplay, it really isn't rape if he wants it...
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zdunklee Wrote:Have fun being raped by getting your car fixed.
I only took it in for a new anti-freeze hose. Then he called back saying it needed 2 new parts.
....then I got another call back for another part. I kinda do feel like a helpless abuse victim.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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But you don't have to get those parts fixed yet. Get the main thing fixed, send the rest to another place for a second opinion.
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No it has to do with whatever is causing the anti-freeze to leak. I assumed it needed a hose. His analysis is different. I'm sure he's not screwing me over. I've dealt with him before.
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Bad bad bad. Get anything to do with anti-freeze and its workings fixed immediately. I killed my old car by blowing a cylinder head b/c my car got an air-gap in the hose.
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Krystal Wrote:But you don't have to get those parts fixed yet. Get the main thing fixed, send the rest to another place for a second opinion. yeah and if they give you any more trouble tell them that you got a rusty trombone for them to play
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Peachs Wrote:horrifically sick still, thinking that I want to crawl under a rock and die. Oh, I havent been able to eat in a few days now, I'm down to 114 
I might be 114 if both of my legs were amputated.
That's what she said.
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I hate radiator problems. They are just a pain in the add to diagnose. Is the water pump, or a crack in the radiator, or is it the thermostat? Been there, done that, broke the mug, burnt the t-shirt.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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I might hit 114 if I subtracted the weight from my torso.
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Krystal Wrote:I might hit 114 if I subtracted the weight from my torso.
114... probably the weight of my legs and one of my arms... probably...
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Queenie Wrote:I hate radiator problems. They are just a pain in the add to diagnose. Is the water pump, or a crack in the radiator, or is it the thermostat? Been there, done that, broke the mug, burnt the t-shirt.
I don't mind car problems cause my dad is a mechanic, and I have learned to fix everything myself, thus all I pay for is parts, with his wholesale discount of course.
...I really should get my mechanics licence cause I could prolly get a job doing that...
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... listening to some guy named Chism play basketball.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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I'm playing receptionist so all I have to do is play on the computer. That means you guys need to amuse me.
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Sorry, important basketball games are on, amusement is left till after 1 am.
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Krystal Wrote:I'm playing receptionist so all I have to do is play on the computer. That means you guys need to amuse me.
I got my hopes up. I read this too fast, and thought you asked us to abuse you. I was all for that, but I can't be funny on command. (usually not even when not commanded to!)
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Just got a call back from a townhouse I was trying to move into in Arkansas for September. I'm approved.
At least that's one bright spot on the day.
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Jiggy Wrote:I'm approved.
That must be a first.
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zdunklee Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:I'm approved.
That must be a first.
Hell yeah, it's a good feeling. I hope it happens more often.
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Leaving the lab and going home
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Titan ! Wrote:Leaving the lab and going home
I thought most meth labs were at home.
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Rock Monster Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Leaving the lab and going home
I thought most meth labs were at home.
Unless it's a rolling meth lab. Or under a bridge like one in my hometown.
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Right now I'm making some meth.
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Krystal Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I thought most meth labs were at home.
Unless it's a rolling meth lab. Or under a bridge like one in my hometown.
well knowing about storage places because my wife works for one, i can tell you that people have labs they bring on the road to places like that, also motels are pretty popular... dont you people watch CSI?
Right now I am sitting here with my son watching some spongbob and sharing some tastykakes with him.
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tired from running around the office all day
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Can't figure out why people settle their cases the last business day before the trial is to take place.
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Rock Monster Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Can you come get me sick so I can stop eating?
You could probably make out with her. That might work.
Butyou'renotsuperhotandtotallyawesomeEvan,sosheprobablywon'tletyou
WRONG! I'm always up for some hot girl on girl action 
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wewt wewt me too, lets see it
What? I didn't do it.
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Well, I was waiting for the end of the work day.
Now, I want to see the girl on girl.
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Right now I'm:
Sore as hell after a 4 hour structure fire, and having to go back to work afterwards.
In Addition to:
Drinking an "A & Whiskey Rootbeer" in the hopes it'll dull the pain in my knee.
All the while:
catching up on what happened on the message board sine noon.
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Just getting home from watching the Griffins beat the Marlies in a eight round shoot out. Plus I got to see Producer Joe, Mrs.10 and Hotwings be human hockey pucks. And I drank three dollars worth of dollar beers.
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about to lay the smack down on someone's ignorant ass.
That's what she said.
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Root Beer and Whiskey ? Half of me thinks that would be a waste of good whiskey, and the other half wants to give it a try
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Allyson Wrote:about to lay the smack down on someone's ignorant ass.
Oooo... a spank fest!!!
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Titan ! Wrote:Root Beer and Whiskey ? Half of me thinks that would be a waste of good whiskey, and the other half wants to give it a try
Rootbeer is God's gift to mankind.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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I used tolove IBC but thenwhen I discovered real beer my love for it waned.
Their Cherry Cola was the best liquid ever put into a bottle for the purposes of human consumption
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I'm a Barqs guy myself. Although I have never had a bad root beer. It's like pizza and sex; even if it was bad, it's still pizza/sex.
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Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Titan ! Wrote:I used tolove IBC but thenwhen I discovered real beer my love for it waned.
Their Cherry Cola was the best liquid ever put into a bottle for the purposes of human consumption
IBC tastes like rootbeer with extra water.
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Allyson Wrote:about to lay the smack down on someone's ignorant ass.
Now, now. Be nice to your future MIL. 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:about to lay the smack down on someone's ignorant ass.
Now, now. Be nice to your future MIL.
Haha! You're good.
That's what she said.
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Peachs Wrote:right now I'm...
... thinking about making cupcakes for no good reason
which is a very good reason imo
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