03-21-2009, 02:24 PM
I nominate Peachs for official board baker.
Wowie Groovie !
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Right now I'm....
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03-21-2009, 04:38 PM
imatoolhed Wrote:Peachs Wrote:right now I'm... Are you bored tool? That post from peachs is from July........Are you reading the whole board from the begining? 
03-21-2009, 04:49 PM
just returned from taking 4 of the kids skating.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-21-2009, 05:19 PM
mainerliser Wrote:imatoolhed Wrote:which is a very good reason imo In the beginning Peachs baked cupcakes, and the Lord looked at this and said, "This is good"!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-21-2009, 05:20 PM
Wow, I was actually productive today!
Got some yardwork done and hung a couple of shelves, along a few photos. 
03-21-2009, 06:47 PM
mainerliser Wrote:imatoolhed Wrote:which is a very good reason imo wow, life much?? I miss baking cupcakes and the like.. I may have to make cookies or something soon.. Just for the hell of it.... 
03-22-2009, 08:46 AM
I have a new girlfriend
 Her name is Lisa and we dig each other!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
03-22-2009, 10:36 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:I have a new girlfriend Well that's just groovy and far out in so many radical ways. Does she know your life will end in a tragic love triangle?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-22-2009, 10:38 AM
Jiggy Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:I have a new girlfriend I havn't told her that part yet.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
03-22-2009, 10:46 AM
....downloading Bolt.
I was going to rent it this weekend but put it back for Role Models (which was good)
03-22-2009, 02:42 PM
Still sick with a hangover from playing beer pong last night.
Bud Lime wasn't bad, but I just can't drink beer
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
03-22-2009, 06:09 PM
gonna being grilling some BBQ chicken right quick
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
03-22-2009, 06:21 PM
Grinning from ear to ear. Just rode the horse I raised for the first time ever. No bucking or Christopher Reeves moments!
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
03-22-2009, 06:23 PM
Torque Wrote:Grinning from ear to ear. Just rode the horse I raised for the first time ever. No bucking or Christopher Reeves moments! That is soooo cool!! I'd be happy too!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
03-22-2009, 06:28 PM
It was surreal, I remember when he was born and I could pick him up. Now he's almost 1000lbs and still thinks he's a pet dog or something.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
03-23-2009, 07:37 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Root Beer and Whiskey ? Half of me thinks that would be a waste of good whiskey, and the other half wants to give it a try most of my money goes to my kids, so when I find pennies to buy whiskey, it's typically not 'good' whiskey....some bottom shelf Meijer stuff. Admin Wrote:I'm a Barqs guy myself. Although I have never had a bad root beer. Gallagher's Irish Pub, there is one in Kalamazoo on Stadium about 1.5 miles East of US 131 and there is one in downtown Paw Paw. They have rootbeer in a keg, looks like Guiness when in the glass...uber good
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
03-23-2009, 07:37 AM
Is wondering why people think I'm a mind-reader? Rehashing the past effing sucks.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-23-2009, 08:15 AM
Beams 8 Star, and 10 High, both bottom shelf cheap whiskey, but not bad when mixed with coke.
not so good as a straight shot though
Wowie Groovie !
03-23-2009, 08:22 AM
I seriously contemplated unfriending all but 2 (one of the 2 was Goldenthroat himself) of my friends on Facebook for not getting my boredom game yesterday.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-23-2009, 08:40 AM
It was all Beatles lyrics! Atleast half of my friends should've gotten it!
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-23-2009, 09:45 AM
just waking up at quarter to 11... what the hell happened to ME last night...
03-23-2009, 10:20 AM
I am wondering why everything sucks today.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-23-2009, 10:25 AM
Krystal Wrote:I am wondering why everything sucks today. ... Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!!!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-23-2009, 10:40 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:Krystal Wrote:I am wondering why everything sucks today. ![[Image: CASEOFTHEMONDAYS.jpg]](http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/resnor1/CASEOFTHEMONDAYS.jpg)
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-23-2009, 10:46 AM
Wondering how many other times I'm going to get called upon to pick up the slack created by others here at work.
03-23-2009, 03:23 PM
Kinda upset because my plan to go see Lisa got canceled because someone called in sick where she works.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
03-23-2009, 04:19 PM
Wishing I had a coloring book. Because I'm on phones and I want to color. Seeing as I'm all grown up and everything.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-23-2009, 05:13 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Krystal Wrote:I am wondering why everything sucks today. I bet she want's a hug, go on big guy this is your chance
Wowie Groovie !
03-23-2009, 06:19 PM
Peachs Wrote:Watching NCIS My favorite show. I spent all Saturday watching the NCIS marathon. I think I've seen them all at least twice.
03-24-2009, 06:13 AM
trying to devise an excuse not to go to someone's birthday party. A friend (we're not that close) invited me to her sister's 21st birthday party. I really don't want to go because I barely know the sister and I think she's weird, plus it's in the city and it'll end up costing me $100 by the end of the night. I just told her I won't be able to make it, and she asked me why so I'm trying to think of a decent excuse. Any suggestions?
That's what she said.
03-24-2009, 06:32 AM
Tell her that money is tight due to an impending move. That and your mom's cat is sick.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
03-24-2009, 06:55 AM
Tell her that your future MIL planned a dinner, and seeing that she already hates you, it would be a bad thing to skip.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
03-24-2009, 06:56 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:... Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!!! Yeah, because I'm the one that tries to get into the pants of the females on this board..... :
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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