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04-16-2009, 02:45 PM
slaps jiggy because that would have been just mean to throw a drinking party and not invite the drinker
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-16-2009, 03:18 PM
slaps queenie cause I am gonna go sit outside and drink a beer in celebration of your birthday right now
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-16-2009, 03:20 PM
slaps z because you know it should be a jack & coke
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-16-2009, 03:30 PM
slaps Queenie because I'm too poor to have a jack and coke so I'll do the beer one too.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-16-2009, 03:31 PM
slaps queenie cause it is gonna be Crown and Coke, I forgot I had a bottle of Crown.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-16-2009, 03:37 PM
slaps jiggy and email's him some jack then slaps z cause crown will work
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-19-2009, 04:59 PM
Slaps queenie with a bottle of jack and emails her some everclear.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-19-2009, 11:33 PM
Slaps Mike because all the circuits in the delivery will surely make Everclear explode!!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-20-2009, 06:52 AM
slaps jiggy with a circuit breaker, because i already thought of that, it's in an insulated cup with a rubber outer shell.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-20-2009, 08:43 AM
slaps Mike and emails him back a hugh THANK YOU!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-20-2009, 08:59 AM
Slaps mtw with a spell checker. This is the intrnets misspellling doznt matter.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-20-2009, 09:24 AM
slaps mtw because it just so happens I watched a movie with Hugh Grant in it last night and I still had it on my mind . . . yeah, that's the ticket :?
then . . . slaps Mike ever so gently for taking up for me!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-20-2009, 10:43 AM
slaps Queenie for blaming her bad grammar on a smarmy Brit.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-20-2009, 10:51 AM
slaps Jiggy because I had to find an excuse and you were no where to be found
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-20-2009, 11:10 AM
slaps Queenie because I was here all along. Just, you know, in the shadows.... :twisted:
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-20-2009, 12:53 PM
Slaps jiggy with a flashlight for being in the shadows.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-20-2009, 01:41 PM
slaps Mike because he keeps trying to trick us by changing his avatar on a regular basis
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-20-2009, 01:51 PM
Slaps queenie because it get bored with my avatars easly.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-20-2009, 03:57 PM
slaps Mike because it's Monday and i'm tired
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-20-2009, 04:34 PM
slaps queenie cause it is prolly old age :o
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-20-2009, 04:59 PM
slaps z because DAMMIT i'm NOT old!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-20-2009, 06:29 PM
slaps Queenie because science has explained why you do the things you do.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16952_6-o...ience.html
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-20-2009, 07:28 PM
slaps jiggy, cause now queenie will finally remember why she is old :lol:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-20-2009, 07:34 PM
slaps z and jiggy cause that shit just really isn't that funny
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-20-2009, 07:44 PM
slaps queenie cause hey could be worse, at least you look better in your old age than plungee, Have you seen the pictures of that old guy?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-20-2009, 08:08 PM
slaps z for talking about my old man husband like that
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-20-2009, 10:58 PM
Slaps Queenie cause she has obviously not seen this picture:
![[Image: IMG_1188.jpg]](http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo263/zdunklee/IMG_1188.jpg) Edit: I think I will work on a "Free Beer's Adventure in Tennessee" album, I think that the above photo makes it appropriate.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-20-2009, 10:59 PM
Slaps queenie with a pair of nipple high pants, while they may be incorrect about calling you old it is a funny article.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-20-2009, 11:03 PM
Slaps mike cause he was too slow to slap queenie.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-20-2009, 11:35 PM
Slaps lee with a photoshop because he is getting a lilttle too happy with that pic of freebeer.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-21-2009, 08:22 AM
slaps Mike because I think that is an awesome photoshopping job
+100 z (oh wait one, we can't do that on here . . . )
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-21-2009, 04:21 PM
slaps Queenie because, what is this "photoshop" you speak of? This was an actual photo. What exactly was in that cup?
...besides Free Beer's ass.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-21-2009, 04:24 PM
slaps Jiggy because Free Beer almost spilled my smuggled in Jack trying to sit on my cup
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-21-2009, 04:34 PM
slaps queenie cause what did you expect Free Beer was all about the dudes and prolly didn't even notice you there.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-21-2009, 04:44 PM
slaps z cause I definitely cannot dispute that fact
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-21-2009, 05:28 PM
slaps Queenie because it's clear that Free Beer is trying to break up your happy home.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-21-2009, 06:52 PM
slaps Jiggy because who in the hell said it was happy?
I kid, I kid
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-21-2009, 10:34 PM
slaps Queenie cause we don't need plungee being an even grumpier old cuss :think:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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