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Rock Monster Wrote:sunshyne Wrote:I was once electrocuted by a small car battery.
I was working on my car in my parent's garage and needed a washer (not the clothes or dish kind). My dad keeps all kinds of random bolts, screws, nuts and washers in a big cookie tin in the cupboard above his workbench.
On his work bench was a small car battery that we use to power the electric motor on the boat.
I pulled the big cookie tin out of the cupboard, the weight of it was more than I anticipated. I was still holding it when it came down, and touched both the positive and negative posts. Sparks flew, metal melted. I laid on the floor for awhile saying "oh god that hurt, oh god that hurt".
I always thought that a car battery didn't have enough volts (or amps?) to shock you that badly??
They will throw you too the ground pretty easily, they don't have enough power to kill you, but with the direct current it is enough to throw you on your ass and really wake you up...
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zdunklee Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I always thought that a car battery didn't have enough volts (or amps?) to shock you that badly??
They will throw you too the ground pretty easily, they don't have enough power to kill you, but with the direct current it is enough to throw you on your ass and really wake you up...
So that's what's wrong with you . . . :think:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Queenie Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I always thought that a car battery didn't have enough volts (or amps?) to shock you that badly??
They will throw you too the ground pretty easily, they don't have enough power to kill you, but with the direct current it is enough to throw you on your ass and really wake you up...
So that's what's wrong with you . . . :think:
Hey now! My dad has been a mechanic for years, and I may or may not have accidentily touched a box wrench to a battery...
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Queenie Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I always thought that a car battery didn't have enough volts (or amps?) to shock you that badly??
They will throw you too the ground pretty easily, they don't have enough power to kill you, but with the direct current it is enough to throw you on your ass and really wake you up...
So that's what's wrong with you . . . :think:
It got me pretty good, it didn't throw me to the ground, I laid down in pain. The cookie tin had two melty indents where they touched the poles. It was probably the combination of the battery and my electrifying personality 
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sunshyne Wrote:Queenie Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I always thought that a car battery didn't have enough volts (or amps?) to shock you that badly??
They will throw you too the ground pretty easily, they don't have enough power to kill you, but with the direct current it is enough to throw you on your ass and really wake you up...
So that's what's wrong with you . . . :think:
It got me pretty good, it didn't throw me to the ground, I laid down in pain. The cookie tin had two melty indents where they touched the poles. It was probably the combination of the battery and my electrifying personality
Actually I was making fun of Z, not you my dear!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Going to the chat room . . .
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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listening to ms larz true player for real, interesting song with weird al on acordian.
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Chatting with Philly Mike...
Philly_Mike: my level 1 elf beats your level 20 scorcerer
Titan!: i knew you were going to start larping
Philly_Mike: i was never much of the athletic type. I did however dance in high school
Titan!: Square or Line ?
Philly_Mike: stage
Philly_Mike: I was part of the dance team
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wondering if my ex-husband will ever get tired of trying to irritate me?!!! I don't respond to him but he just keeps doing it............stupid a-hole! :x
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I just turned in my final essay!!! I'M DONE!!!!!  :thumbup:
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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0rz0ski Wrote:I just turned in my final essay!!! I'M DONE!!!!! :thumbup:
Good Job 0rz0ski!!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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0rz0ski Wrote:I just turned in my final essay!!! I'M DONE!!!!! :thumbup:
Congratulations!!!! :clap: :clap:  :clap: :clap:
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Titan! Wrote:Chatting with Philly Mike...
Philly_Mike: my level 1 elf beats your level 20 scorcerer
Titan!: i knew you were going to start larping
Philly_Mike: i was never much of the athletic type. I did however dance in high school
Titan!: Square or Line ?
Philly_Mike: stage
Philly_Mike: I was part of the dance team [drop]Lightning Bolt[/drop]
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Opus Wrote:Titan! Wrote:Chatting with Philly Mike...
Philly_Mike: my level 1 elf beats your level 20 scorcerer
Titan!: i knew you were going to start larping
Philly_Mike: i was never much of the athletic type. I did however dance in high school
Titan!: Square or Line ?
Philly_Mike: stage
Philly_Mike: I was part of the dance team [drop]Lightning Bolt[/drop] psha, as if i was serious... :ugeek: :ugeek: there is no way a level 1 elf could even talk to a level 20 sorcerer. That plus my elf is an easy level 19 and its stamina and wisdom can outlast any sorcerer. :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek:
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Philly Mike Wrote:Opus Wrote:Titan! Wrote:Chatting with Philly Mike...
Philly_Mike: my level 1 elf beats your level 20 scorcerer
Titan!: i knew you were going to start larping
Philly_Mike: i was never much of the athletic type. I did however dance in high school
Titan!: Square or Line ?
Philly_Mike: stage
Philly_Mike: I was part of the dance team [drop]Lightning Bolt[/drop] psha, as if i was serious... :ugeek: :ugeek: there is no way a level 1 elf could even talk to a level 20 sorcerer. That plus my elf is an easy level 19 and its stamina and wisdom can outlast any sorcerer. :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek:
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waking up...damn it....I don't have to work for another 3 hrs...son of a...
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...eating breakfast and getting ready to go walking.
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I know atleast 4 people getting married this year. I am now super-afraid that the wedding bug will hit. I hope to god it doesn't. I'm not old enough to get married.
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krys Wrote:I know atleast 4 people getting married this year. I am now super-afraid that the wedding bug will hit. I hope to god it doesn't. I'm not old enough to get married.
I have 6 I know getting married...join the club.
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krys Wrote:I know atleast 4 people getting married this year. I am now super-afraid that the wedding bug will hit. I hope to god it doesn't. I'm not old enough to get married.
2 weddings, or 4?
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4 weddings, 2 of my friends are marrying eachother (August), my other best friend is getting married (October), my cubicle neighbor and at-work BFF is getting married (November), and one of the attorneys I work with is getting married (May). Actually I know 5 different people getting married.
Atleast I don't have to be a bridesmaid at any of them (I've been bumped). That's a plus, I guess.
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Howdy everybody!! Tennessee was [blink]Awsome!!!![/blink]
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Mad Dog Wrote:Howdy everybody!! Tennessee was [blink]Awsome!!!![/blink]
Where did you end up camping? The Smoky Mountains is just an awesome place to vacation. So serene.
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krys Wrote:4 weddings, 2 of my friends are marrying eachother (August), my other best friend is getting married (October), my cubicle neighbor and at-work BFF is getting married (November), and one of the attorneys I work with is getting married (May). Actually I know 5 different people getting married.
Atleast I don't have to be a bridesmaid at any of them (I've been bumped). That's a plus, I guess.
yep, no poofy dresses that cost a fortune and you'll only wear that once.
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Actually, KB, whose wedding I was going to be in (I was bumped by her bitchy little sister, so instead I shall deejay), has awesome taste and was giving free reign on style, the only requirement being the dress had to be brow, which is actually a good color on me. I'm not mad that I will not be a bridesmaid, but I am mad that her sister is. I've already told her that her sister can come no where near me, because I might punch her and ruin the wedding photos. KB agreed.
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lol, you are too funny. Being deejay will be more fun, when you're in the wedding, everyone is forever bugging you to get into photos.
I did the brown dress thing for my wedding party. All the girls were different shapes, big, skinny, big boobs, no boobs, I wanted them to get a dress that flattered them, and something they might wear again. Everyone looked great. If i can find a good photo, I'll post it.
![[Image: Jasonmywedding4.jpg]](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr39/mudangel1/Wedding%20Pics/Jasonmywedding4.jpg)
![[Image: Jasonmywedding3.jpg]](http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr39/mudangel1/Wedding%20Pics/Jasonmywedding3.jpg)
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Seriously, her sister just plain pisses me off. I was there when KB was choosing her wedding dress and all her sister did was bitch and complain about KBs plans for her wedding. I know if it were the other way around she wouldn't want KB to be a bridesmaid, so WTF? The only way to keep her from getting hit is to keep her away from me. And god knows I'm as non-violent as they come. I don't want to hurt anyone. Or hurt myself by hitting someone.
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trust me, my sister did nothing for my wedding either, I would have rather had my best friend as my maid of honour. I had no wedding shower, she didn't help me pick out my dress and honestly, the aruguing with my folks about my decisions and how they didn't like them. I almost didn't invite them.
I would keep away from her, especially if she had some snotty remark about how she bumped you from the wedding party. It would be on then :evil: if you do punch her, punch her in the stomach, it will hurt her, not your knuckles, and still not ruin your friend's wedding photos
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Punch her right in the babymaker!!
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sitting here waiting, listening to AC/DC and texting lol
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Wait no longer!! I'm here!!
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Was looking for a specific smilie when I came accross this and decided that it required posting:
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Queenie Wrote:Wait no longer!! I'm here!!
no you arent! 
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Right now I'm excited because I just ordered a Wii Guitar controller, Aerosmith, Metallica, and World Tour for $90 shipped. Boo freaking yah.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
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Drinking green tea, and editing photos.
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Green tea gives you green Peeeeeeee!
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0rz0ski Wrote:Right now I'm excited because I just ordered a Wii Guitar controller, Aerosmith, Metallica, and World Tour for $90 shipped. Boo freaking yah.
Hell yeah!!! Have fun rocking it out! ![[Image: headbanger4.gif]](http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/images/smilies/headbanger4.gif)
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