04-23-2009, 07:01 AM
Today's pic is from landmammaldolphin
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04-23-2009, 07:24 AM
"Look y'all, it's Patsy's first suitcase of beer! I didn't get mine 'till I was two!!"
04-23-2009, 07:40 AM
What else would you give for a baby shower to someone that has a Coca-Cola 600 blanket?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
04-23-2009, 07:43 AM
Wow that beer really is light, she can lift it with two fingers.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
04-23-2009, 07:44 AM
"I'm so proud she's not even a year old and already polished off her first dirty thirty of Natty Light!"
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-23-2009, 08:20 AM
You'd think, for the event of her birth, they would pick a better beer.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-23-2009, 08:55 AM
If you wrap your shower gift in an empty beer box . . . you might be a redneck!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-23-2009, 09:12 AM
If you're shower gift IS an empty beer box, you might be a redneck
Wowie Groovie !
04-23-2009, 09:23 AM
Actually, that's empty beer cans to turn in to start the kid's college fund.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-23-2009, 09:40 AM
"When I sent a wish list for the baby gifts, I said NIGHT LIGHT, Not NAT LIGHT!"
 
04-23-2009, 11:33 AM
"Thank God it's light beer, you guys know I'm breast feeding!"
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-23-2009, 11:57 AM
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What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
04-23-2009, 12:00 PM
"Tuesday we got Grandma drunk, today it's Baby's turn!!!"
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
04-23-2009, 12:45 PM
Nice photoshop Opus!! :thumbup: :clap:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
04-23-2009, 08:38 PM
Queenie Wrote:Nice photoshop Opus!! :thumbup: :clap: Pssssh. Look at the size of that can, it's grossly oversized. 
Wowie Groovie !
04-23-2009, 09:26 PM
Titan! Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Nice photoshop Opus!! :thumbup: :clap: Look at it compared to the ladies hand. It's about right.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
04-23-2009, 09:35 PM
Zane's mom is happy to have gotten a 12 pack of formula
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