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Funny Craigslists
#1
http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcy/904271353.html

This one was submited by a former member near and dear to our hearts Big Grin
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#2
He sound like a wiener to me!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#3
Rock Monster Wrote:He sound like a wiener to me!

yah he and I both posted a couple toys that we are selling. he sent me the link saying 'mine is better than yours'

what a whippledick
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#4
I have spent hours going through crazy postings on Craigslist.
That's what she said.
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#5
So how is weiner doing anyways? Also, what size engine is in that quad? His add doesn't say. I'm assuming 450cc, but am not familiar enough with the Banshee to know for sure.
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#6
The ad definitely gave poopie away!! Too funny!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#7
airhornahole Wrote:So how is weiner doing anyways? Also, what size engine is in that quad? His add doesn't say. I'm assuming 450cc, but am not familiar enough with the Banshee to know for sure.


he's doing good...working harder now that he quit this place..

it's a 350 twin 2stroke...so each cylinder is 175cc's....i think...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#8
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html</a><!-- m -->
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#9
This one cracked me up

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Wowie Groovie !
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#10
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html

We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#11
-Jiggy- Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html

We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu!
Let's do it!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#12
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html

HAHA! I just looked at this, almost pee'd myself laughing!
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#13
Titan! Wrote:This one cracked me up

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i enjoy this....

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you're welcome!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#14
That is awesome!!!!
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#15
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
-Jiggy- Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html

We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu!
Let's do it!

I wrote him and asked if it was still available cause I needed some for my mother in law.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#16
i asked if it was available as i wanted to crate it up and send it to Canada
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#17
Titan! Wrote:This one cracked me up

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1138844068.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1138844068.html</a><!-- m -->

Apparently he doesn't realize that you can copy pics off of the drive...


EDIT... I think I may ask him for similar pics of the women, to see if the ones I have are his.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#18
if they're nice you must share!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#19
-Jiggy- Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
-Jiggy- Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html

We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu!
Let's do it!

I wrote him and asked if it was still available cause I needed some for my mother in law.

Apparently they are taking it off craigslist because I couldn't get to it. There was a "scheduled for removal" message!
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#20
mainerliser Wrote:
-Jiggy- Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
-Jiggy- Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html

We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu!
Let's do it!

I wrote him and asked if it was still available cause I needed some for my mother in law.

Apparently they are taking it off craigslist because I couldn't get to it. There was a "scheduled for removal" message!

damn! double damn!!!
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#21
YES!!!

And if you're looking for some crap, here is the place for you
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#22
Love looking at Craigslist for silly things.
What? I didn't do it.
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#23
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1055067742.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sf ... 67742.html</a><!-- m -->

I thought this one was pretty good.
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#24
Wow. Grand Rapids Craigslist is not blocked, but the actual Craiglist is. Go work?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#25
0rz0ski Wrote:Wow. Grand Rapids Craigslist is not blocked, but the actual Craiglist is. Go work?

I think linzi's listing is in the personals...my work blocks the personals (people searching people) but not the rest like lost and found or motorcycles or free.

maybe...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#26
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/zip/1149430209.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/zip/1149430209.html</a><!-- m -->


TOO SMALL!?!?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#27
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/zip/1149430209.html


TOO SMALL!?!?

:wtf:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#28
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Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#29
admin Wrote:http://houston.craigslist.org/pet/1220733453.html
flagged... what was it?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#30
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/bar/1262110362.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/bar/1262110362.html</a><!-- m -->


Ten Horse Johnson....what?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#31
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/zip/1292853458.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/zip/1292853458.html</a><!-- m -->


bed bugs
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#32
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/rnr/1328989139.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/rnr/1328989139.html</a><!-- m -->


"Taste like chicken!

No, seriously now - you probably have some gooks or Mexicans in your neighborhood. Find them, and you will find your weiner dogs. The gooks likely ate them, so if they live near you, it is too late. The Mexicans use them as chew toys to train their pitt bulls. "


WTF :eh:
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#33
Wut...
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