04-30-2009, 07:22 AM
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04-30-2009, 07:50 AM
the picture Allysons mom showed her to stay away from makeup.
"do you want to be like your me-ma?!!!!!"
04-30-2009, 01:18 PM
See, Juggalos never die.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-30-2009, 02:43 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:See, Juggalos never die. WINNER!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
04-30-2009, 03:14 PM
Tell Grandma to stop doing so much blow.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
04-30-2009, 07:53 PM
Howie after he realizes he's a 90 year old queen.
05-01-2009, 04:44 AM
Burnking's Craigslist date was a little disappointing, but after a 6 pack he plowed her anyway.
Wowie Groovie !
05-01-2009, 09:11 PM
*Shudder* I swear I've seen that lady in person. It was in a diner. I stared. It was Halloween. It was not a costume. I felt REALLY bad.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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