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3 Word Story
#41
[Since we start a new page, I will give the story so far

Once upon a there was a nappy headed ho who ate so very little of her breakfast that she died from malnutrition. The autopsy revealed she didn't eat enough bananas or rice cakes. That's where I came in and start my case. I'm not sure yet why someone wants to fart but rest assured the guilty party will be caught. Now, this "farter" is a real jackass. He likes too scoop and feed, his name has become synonymous with all that's wrong with society. I walk into A bar full of suspicious characters. Through the dim lighting I notice a midget stripper. "She'll have info" the bartender said. He's a friend who keeps me informed of all ruthless information to

and now the continuation of our exciting story...]

help my cases.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#42
As I approached


(by the way I was doing the same thing you were P. Mike. I've been saving the story in a word doc. and I was going to update periodically. Great minds think alike...not always though. Wink )
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#43
possessed cats that
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#44
admin Wrote:possessed cats that

{Did you just pick 3 words at random ?}

often pee fire
Wowie Groovie !
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#45
I was suprised
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#46
they said nothing.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#47
But the stench
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#48
was so bad
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#49
he turned out
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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#50
to be a
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#51
a drag queen
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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#52
with large fake
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#53
diamonds. He said
What? I didn't do it.
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#54
as he sashayed
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#55
like a princess,
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#56
what's up girls?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#57
I could tell
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#58
he liked the
What? I didn't do it.
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#59
way he looked.
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#60
His schwanz was
Wowie Groovie !
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#61
ready for action.
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#62
Once Zane calmed
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#63
So I asked
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#64
down, he grabbed

{since they posted at the same time, I'm gonna go off Jiggy's since his is first.}
What? I didn't do it.
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#65
the evidence I
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#66
need, if you
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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#67
wear gloves and
Wowie Groovie !
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#68
a surgical mask
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#69
you can stomp
Wowie Groovie !
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#70
through any slum.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#71
Then a bird
What? I didn't do it.
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#72
magically appeared from
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#73
the chocolate starfish
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#74
as Zane delightfully
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#75
licks his fingers
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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#76
nurveen Wrote:licks his fingers.

*I'll add a period there.

"I'm uncomfortable", I
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#77
got wood stuck
Wowie Groovie !
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#78
down a hole.
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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#79
-Jiggy- Wrote:
nurveen Wrote:licks his fingers.

*I'll add a period there.

"I'm uncomfortable", I
Thanks Jiggy.
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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#80
now what will
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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