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[Since we start a new page, I will give the story so far
Once upon a there was a nappy headed ho who ate so very little of her breakfast that she died from malnutrition. The autopsy revealed she didn't eat enough bananas or rice cakes. That's where I came in and start my case. I'm not sure yet why someone wants to fart but rest assured the guilty party will be caught. Now, this "farter" is a real jackass. He likes too scoop and feed, his name has become synonymous with all that's wrong with society. I walk into A bar full of suspicious characters. Through the dim lighting I notice a midget stripper. "She'll have info" the bartender said. He's a friend who keeps me informed of all ruthless information to
and now the continuation of our exciting story...]
help my cases.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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As I approached
(by the way I was doing the same thing you were P. Mike. I've been saving the story in a word doc. and I was going to update periodically. Great minds think alike...not always though.  )
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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possessed cats that
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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admin Wrote:possessed cats that
{Did you just pick 3 words at random ?}
often pee fire
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I was suprised
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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they said nothing.
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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But the stench
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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was so bad
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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he turned out
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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to be a
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a drag queen
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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with large fake
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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diamonds. He said
What? I didn't do it.
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as he sashayed
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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like a princess,
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what's up girls?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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I could tell
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he liked the
What? I didn't do it.
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way he looked.
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His schwanz was
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ready for action.
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Once Zane calmed
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So I asked
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down, he grabbed
{since they posted at the same time, I'm gonna go off Jiggy's since his is first.}
What? I didn't do it.
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the evidence I
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need, if you
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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wear gloves and
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a surgical mask
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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you can stomp
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through any slum.
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Then a bird
What? I didn't do it.
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magically appeared from
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the chocolate starfish
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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as Zane delightfully
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licks his fingers
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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nurveen Wrote:licks his fingers.
*I'll add a period there.
"I'm uncomfortable", I
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got wood stuck
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down a hole.
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-Jiggy- Wrote:nurveen Wrote:licks his fingers.
*I'll add a period there.
"I'm uncomfortable", I Thanks Jiggy.
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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now what will
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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