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Right now I'm....
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05-03-2009, 09:14 PM
Looking forward to a week of Spring Cleaning, editing wedding and model photos, and finishing up re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-reading Stephen King's IT
Then... I think I'm going to take a long walk and contemplate the diety of plums
Wowie Groovie !
05-03-2009, 09:18 PM
Right now I'm:
at a Hard Cider and Cheese party. it was sort of a last minute thing so I declined to send out invites, or really even verbalize it.... Ok, i really just wanted a reason to get drunked up and eat some cheese.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-03-2009, 09:38 PM
Dude, do you really NEED a reason for that ?
You're 21. You're fully employed.
Wowie Groovie !
05-03-2009, 09:51 PM
Waiting for the blankets to dry so I can go to bed.
What? I didn't do it.
05-04-2009, 10:25 AM
Going to join the gym, sure hope I get in. That'd be cool
Wowie Groovie !
05-04-2009, 11:04 AM
Hoping that parents will start buying some dang photos of their kids playing soccer. I was able to figure out a way to knock off the shipping charges for their orders, so no more using the excuse of, "I don't want to pay $7 shipping on a $5 photo order."
05-04-2009, 12:27 PM
potthole Wrote:Hoping that parents will start buying some dang photos of their kids playing soccer. I was able to figure out a way to knock off the shipping charges for their orders, so no more using the excuse of, "I don't want to pay $7 shipping on a $5 photo order." No shipping ? You're going to have to share that secret with me. Titan! Wrote:Going to join the gym, sure hope I get in. That'd be cool I got in ! I'm so excited. I really thought I blew it in the interview, but I must have more than made up for in the written portion of the exam.
Wowie Groovie !
05-04-2009, 12:47 PM
Trying to figure out how to make a 41 calorie dinner.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
05-04-2009, 01:23 PM
Right now I'm:
watching random girlies carry their airbags into the DMV ![[Image: mercedes_airbag-thumb.jpg]](http://www.adverblog.com/archives/img/mercedes_airbag-thumb.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-04-2009, 01:55 PM
Thanks Howie! That pic drew in the guys around my computer at work very quickly!! They approve!
05-04-2009, 02:15 PM
Titan! Wrote:I got in ! I'm so excited. I really thought I blew it in the interview, but I must have more than made up for in the written portion of the exam.I don't mean to sound stupid here but I will. What gyms make you do interviews to get in? Are you being funny and I don't get it or have I just been going to ghetto gyms? oh and Right Now I'm Happy and frustrated at the same time that I just found my ipod that I lost 3 months ago that prompted me to buy a new one. Looks like I got a backup.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-04-2009, 03:58 PM
Titan! Wrote:potthole Wrote:Hoping that parents will start buying some dang photos of their kids playing soccer. I was able to figure out a way to knock off the shipping charges for their orders, so no more using the excuse of, "I don't want to pay $7 shipping on a $5 photo order." Not as big of a secret as you might think. I just edited the event so that I have to pick up all orders from GLI in person. One of my coworkers has a kid on the soccer team, and said she will deliver any photo orders for me. And with that, no shipping is charged for sales. 
05-04-2009, 04:00 PM
Titan! Wrote:I got in ! I'm so excited. I really thought I blew it in the interview, but I must have more than made up for in the written portion of the exam. Has nothing to do with the written portion, they saw the constipated look and extra padding and felt bad for you, they probably have some lax shakes they could give you for that.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
05-04-2009, 05:26 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:Titan! Wrote:I got in ! I'm so excited. I really thought I blew it in the interview, but I must have more than made up for in the written portion of the exam.I don't mean to sound stupid here but I will. What gyms make you do interviews to get in? Are you being funny and I don't get it or have I just been going to ghetto gyms? This was an attempt at satire comparing the ease of the process of joining a gym with the trouble and angst of trying to get into a good college. :thumbdown:
Wowie Groovie !
05-04-2009, 06:31 PM
Titan! Wrote:Oh I get it....that's funny. :think:-Jiggy- Wrote:Titan! Wrote:I got in ! I'm so excited. I really thought I blew it in the interview, but I must have more than made up for in the written portion of the exam.I don't mean to sound stupid here but I will. What gyms make you do interviews to get in? Are you being funny and I don't get it or have I just been going to ghetto gyms?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-04-2009, 08:48 PM
watching the twins close out the tigers
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
05-04-2009, 09:36 PM
Thinking of making a list so I don't forget anything on my trip.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-04-2009, 10:17 PM
gonna help you with that list jiggy: :think:
1. don't forget to bring yourself 
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
05-04-2009, 10:23 PM
plumpenut Wrote:gonna help you with that list jiggy: :think:I wouldn't be surprised if I forgot myself. My brain doesn't work as well as it did 5 years ago. :crazy:
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-04-2009, 10:26 PM
I'm 29 and I think my brain is wrecked. I can't remember s anymore. Kinda scary sometimes!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
05-04-2009, 11:13 PM
plumpenut Wrote:I'm 29 and I think my brain is wrecked. I can't remember s anymore. Kinda scary sometimes!Same here. I'll be 27 in a few weeks. Not sure about you but I know for me it's probably because I'm not reading and learning new things all the time like in high school. I don't really have to use my brain a lot so it doesn't get the proper "exercise". Even at a job once you get used to what you have to do, most of the time you don't really have to think about it anymore. Oh yeah, that and the drugs I did when I was younger. 
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-05-2009, 06:48 AM
Happy, because we can get all of our invites and response cards printed for $40 to $60. Go Kinkos!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
05-05-2009, 08:33 AM
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!!
I am now sincerely regretting spending all of my money instead of saving some for tequila.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
05-05-2009, 10:35 AM
Feliz cinco de mayo o cinco de cuarto, si ustedes Obama. Speaking of cuartos, quiero un cuarto de galon de tequila.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
05-05-2009, 01:23 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Feliz cinco de mayo o cinco de cuarto, si ustedes Obama. Speaking of cuartos, quiero un cuarto de galon de tequila.Si, Taco Bell burrito la Daisy Fuentes Nacho Libre de enchillada por favor.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-05-2009, 01:33 PM
Cinco de Mayo
![[Image: mayo-713953.jpg]](http://www.foodmayhem.com/uploaded_images/mayo-713953.jpg) ![[Image: 1295282502_9715f8ffe4.jpg]](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/1295282502_9715f8ffe4.jpg) ![[Image: ClassicMayoJar.jpg]](http://www.kraft.com.au/NR/rdonlyres/C99C0DCE-9AEE-4235-AAFA-94602B790B29/0/ClassicMayoJar.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-05-2009, 01:42 PM
trying to figure out how to come up with $4,000 to fix my car in case the insurance company won't cover it.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
05-05-2009, 01:44 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:Lets see if my Spanish is up to standards here... you said the following:0rz0ski Wrote:Feliz cinco de mayo o cinco de cuarto, si ustedes Obama. Speaking of cuartos, quiero un cuarto de galon de tequila.Si, Taco Bell burrito la Daisy Fuentes Nacho Libre de enchillada por favor. Yes, Taco Bell burrito is Daisy Fuentes Nacho Libre or enchilada please?
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
05-05-2009, 01:47 PM
I think o translates to or....con translates to with....I think por is for....maybe? been a few years
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-05-2009, 02:00 PM
Right now I'm:
playing with myself in the chat
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-05-2009, 02:43 PM
Titan! Wrote:-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-reading Stephen King's IT Here is MY problem with this book.... I could NOT believe the way that they 'binded' each other to each other... I literally said "No Way.." out loud.... RANT~!!! What kind of slutty whore of a little girl lets a gang of pre-pubescent boys gang bang her... I was so pissed at her for being such a ho.... Then I realized that Stephen King had to think up the gang bang of a little girl... and then I questioned Stephen King and kiddy porn...
05-05-2009, 02:43 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now I'm:What's new? 
05-05-2009, 03:33 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Feliz cinco de mayo o cinco de cuarto, si ustedes Obama. Speaking of cuartos, quiero un cuarto de galon de tequila. [drop]you know I don't speak Spanish[/drop]
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" |
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