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FB, HW & EZ . . .who would win a race.
#1
Since these 3 guys are a little closer in age, I think it would be fair to say the playing ground would be level in a foot race.

Ok . . . EZ is older, but it sounds like he stays in shape and FB & HW may workout, but not to the same extent EZ does.

Ok, a foot race, one mile, who would win?

My money would have to be on EZ (DAMMIT).
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#2
Definitely EZ. Even though he got his ass kicked by a bro.
That's what she said.
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#3
Allyson Wrote:Definitely EZ. Even though he got his ass kicked by a bro.

Yeah but Benercrombie is how old? 22 or something?
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#4
Queenie Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:Definitely EZ. Even though he got his ass kicked by a bro.

Yeah but Benercrombie is how old? 22 or something?

Yeah somewhere around there. It was pretty funny, though, Zane talks such a big game. Still I think he could run the other guys into the ground, including Joe.
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#5
Allyson Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Yeah but Benercrombie is how old? 22 or something?

Yeah somewhere around there. It was pretty funny, though, Zane talks such a big game. Still I think he could run the other guys into the ground, including Joe.

But Zane is such a dick!!
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#6
FB & HW might be in ok shape, but let's not forget that Eric MotherEffing Zane is a gee dee Marathoner !

EZ FOR LIFE BITCHES ! ! !
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#7
Titan ! Wrote:FB & HW might be in ok shape, but let's not forget that Eric Mothereffing Zane is a gee dee Marathoner !

EZ FOR LIFE BITCHES ! ! !

But why's he gotta be such a dick??
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#8
Zane would win by a nose.
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#9
gatormouth Wrote:Zane would win by a nose.
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and what a big one he has, my dear . . . the better to smell you with!
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#10
Queenie Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:FB & HW might be in ok shape, but let's not forget that Eric Mothereffing Zane is a gee dee Marathoner !

EZ FOR LIFE BITCHES ! ! !

But why's he gotta be such a dick??

well, having grown up in Track and Field, from 7th grade till my Sr. year of college, I have to say being a dick doesn't really affect your athletic ability
Wowie Groovie !
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#11
Dammit I hate it when I start a sucky thread.
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#12
Think we heard you the first time. Tongue
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#13
potthole Wrote:Think we heard you the first time. Tongue

I hate it even more when I get on the computer after having a drink!
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#14
Hotwings has had hernia surgery and keeps talking about he ran cross country. So short distance is not his thing.

Freebeer plays basketball and rides his bike a lot, so maybe he would have an edge over the other two.
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#15
I have to go with HW on this one, the man has the tall lanky build, legs for running, and thin enough to cut through any wind.
That plus Zane has proven time and time again that he is broken.
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#16
Philly Mike Wrote:I have to go with HW on this one, the man has the tall lanky build, legs for running, and thin enough to cut through any wind.
That plus Zane has proven time and time again that he is broken.

You been looking at HW legs?
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#17
Queenie Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:I have to go with HW on this one, the man has the tall lanky build, legs for running, and thin enough to cut through any wind.
That plus Zane has proven time and time again that he is broken.

You been looking at HW legs?

yeah so...
some of us like to enjoy all life has to offer.
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#18
Philly Mike Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:You been looking at HW legs?

yeah so...
some of us like to enjoy all life has to offer.

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#19
Queenie Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:yeah so...
some of us like to enjoy all life has to offer.

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only part gay
my wife doesn't have a problem with it.
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#20
Philly Mike Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:gay gay gay

only part gay
my wife doesn't have a problem with it.

So does your wife go both ways too? Just wonderin ???
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#21
Queenie Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:only part gay
my wife doesn't have a problem with it.

So does your wife go both ways too? Just wonderin ???

Yup.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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#22
Free Beer, basketball.
Also, I think he'd play dirty and trip up one of the other guys if they tried to pass him.
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