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That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
#1
Reply or Bump this thread so that we know it's ok to quote you (out of context) in a funny fashion.

Posters: Only post the exact quote (try not to paraphrase). If you can actually link/quote the text but that is not required.

If you quote someone on the list you are automatically added to the list.



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Howie
Allyson
Titan!
Krys
plumpenut
Sir Biff
Philly Mike
Orzo
MissyT
Queenie
vsangelchick
Mad Dog
potthole
Zdunk
mainerliser
Torque
sunshyne
loosewendy
boizalynne
Wiener Poopie
RockMonster
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#2
Allyson is fair game, ftw.
That's what she said.
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#3
Well Duh. Add me to the list dipshit.
Wowie Groovie !
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#4
I'm sure you can find something from me, so get at it.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#5
Im in
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#6
I like calling Howie dipshit cause his grandma does it too.
Wowie Groovie !
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#7
Goathead
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#8
Titan! - "Those guys (Dino/Derek) are about as active as my sexlife"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#9
Biff: "darn tootin' "
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#10
i guess this makes me fair game too

Howie_Feltersnatch - "i like fingerbang"
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#11
Sure, what the hell.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#12
allyson -I think I'm in love with Jackie Man Voice.
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#13
Titan! - I like to have sexy with hot sweaty black dudes who are just a little chubby.
What? I didn't do it.
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#14
Titan-I eat your poo
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#15
0rz0ski: edit display options

HA ha Orz, you're such a deviant.
Wowie Groovie !
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#16
Titan! - "DO IT HOWIE ! ! ! USE YOUR POWER ! TAKE UP YOUR SWORD"

looks like titan wants to cross something with howie...

even worse this was said right after that

Titan! - "I'm a big boy I can take it"
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#17
Titan: "Soooo....you guys like stuff?"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#18
Howie_Feltersnatch: i baptize people with my teabag, and i make a noise (high pitched 'boop') when i do it.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#19
Philly Mike: hmmm... they've [Victoria Secret] never told me anything that made me feel good about myself...or when they say "i'm going to call mall security on you"....or when they call mall security...
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#20
You can't leave me out!

0rz0ski: the muffin bars are horrible though

allyson: it is simply orgasmic
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#21
admin Wrote:Petting my pussy.

She has this habit of wanting to be petted while I'm on the computer. It's okay while I'm surfing but it's a big reason why I don't work from home much anymore.
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
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#22
admin Wrote:I'd give her the best 30 seconds of my life.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#23
admin Wrote:Yeah, you're right. Let's have an a-hole fest. What the hell were we thinking?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#24
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
admin Wrote:Yeah, you're right. Let's have an a-hole fest. What the hell were we thinking?

I'm going to need to the link to that one.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#25
Philly Mike Wrote:while i may be a fan of fingers...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#26
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:while i may be a fan of fingers...
wow... had to dig wayyyyyyyyyy into the rickroll page to pull that one... nice.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#27
0rz0ski - ... "I want to make love to your hand"

krys - ..."Sit on it, 0, it'll make you feel better."

Titan! - ..."watch Howie handle his hose"

Howie_Feltersnatch - "everyone wants to watch me with the hose"
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#28
Nothing I say is memorable enough to be recalled, but fire away I guess.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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#29
best. thread. ever.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#30
I agree howie...hours of fun
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#31
Howie-Right now I'm:

sporting a super sore right elbow


also


I look effing huge
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#32
0rz0ski: so, either frostys are shitty or I have horrible taste
Wowie Groovie !
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#33
Howie_Feltersnatch: i use to work at a wendy's, and would always try to steal the frosty fake tit bags...they come in big fake boob looking bags
Wowie Groovie !
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It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#35
too weird
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#36
plumpenut Wrote:Howie-Right now I'm:

sporting a super sore right elbow


also


I look effing huge


ahhhhhh ha ha ha!!!!!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#37
Philly Mike Wrote:  


Were there supposed to be some words or something here ?
Wowie Groovie !
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#38
yea when i was here the first time he wrote the exact same thing as you at the same time
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#39
plumpenut Wrote:I think you will be fine.. as far as swallowing things goes...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#40
Philly Mike Wrote:
plumpenut Wrote:I think you will be fine.. as far as swallowing things goes...


awesome! hope I said it to a girl!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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