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Happy Birthday Mark the Valet
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Hope you have the happiest of days!!

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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#2
Is it your real birthday this time???
That's what she said.
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#3
Allyson Wrote:Is it your real birthday this time???
Yep! No more facebook pranks to fool unsuspecting people.
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
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#4
Happy Birthday. I hope you cry less during sex today.
Wowie Groovie !
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#5
Happy Birthday!

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Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#7
Happy Birthday Mark!!!!! :thumbup:
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#8
Happy Happy!
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#9
Happy B-day Mark! Smile
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#10
Titan! Wrote:Happy Birthday. I hope you cry less during sex today.

Does it make you lose your concentration?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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admin Wrote:
Titan! Wrote:Happy Birthday. I hope you cry less during sex today.

Does it make you lose your concentration?

Simply awesome!!

Damn, where are those exalts when you need them??!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#12
Happy Birthday Mark!





*For your birthday I got Titan a plane ticket to your location, this is the only warning you shall recieve, run and hide quickly.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#13
Ya, happy B day Mark!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#14
Happy birthday!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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admin Wrote:
Titan! Wrote:Happy Birthday. I hope you cry less during sex today.

Does it make you lose your concentration?


No not my concentration, but those big alligator tears of his are just damn annoying.
Wowie Groovie !
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#16
I use those for lube.
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