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That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
oh lord
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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boizalynne - shut up you penis
What? I didn't do it.
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loosewendy-

bigdaddy wrote:
i heard that was your name before they changed it to loose wendy

No, that was "Open Throat".
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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Titan! Wrote:pick the sand out of my vagina.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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0rz0ski: my boobs
Wowie Groovie !
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Allyson: don't think i could fuck her though, just stare at her

(see now doesn't that just look silly ? )
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan! Wrote:Allyson: don't think i could Eff her though, just stare at her

(see now doesn't that just look silly ? )

Definitely not as potent as when Allyson said it.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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Mad Dog Wrote:I let my boss have it at the end of the day
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Philly Mike Wrote:
boizalynne Wrote:Your a-hole would give you a standing ovation
boizalynne Wrote:fancy my index finger knuckle deep in butthole....
boizalynne Wrote:I have heared that prostates are highly sensitive to touch....
boizalynne Wrote:wtf am I supposed to do with myself nowWink.....
boizalynne Wrote:Where is his weiner?
boizalynne Wrote:Apparently I was PM-ing hard...

LOL, whoever said this is a whore!!
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boizalynne Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:
boizalynne Wrote:Your a-hole would give you a standing ovation
boizalynne Wrote:fancy my index finger knuckle deep in butthole....
boizalynne Wrote:I have heared that prostates are highly sensitive to touch....
boizalynne Wrote:wtf am I supposed to do with myself nowWink.....
boizalynne Wrote:Where is his weiner?
boizalynne Wrote:Apparently I was PM-ing hard...

LOL, whoever said this is a whore!!
you're welcome :tonguebath:
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Titan!: YAY Pot !
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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potthole Wrote:My wife looked down, shook her head, and muttered to herself.
Wowie Groovie !
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Howie_Feltersnatch: if 3 seconds was an eternity my wife wouldn't bitch all the time.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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MissyT: i was 1 of 3 white girls in the crowd.
Wowie Groovie !
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Howie_Feltersnatch: so the dongs were draging
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Mad Dog Wrote:I'm a slow button whacker
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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Howie_Feltersnatch: mouth party the fire chief FTW!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Biff: the bearded clam should be the sole prey of the one eye trouser snake
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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0rz0ski Wrote:Biff: the bearded clam should be the sole prey of the one eye trouser snake

Nice.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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krystal: If something is wrinkled, I hand it in my bathroom
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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Wiener Poopie Wrote:getting screwed at my house

Wiener Poopie Wrote:i have single arabs and gay latino


Wiener Poopie Wrote:i like my pants shity, so i dont wipe


Wiener Poopie Wrote:Toss that salad
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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That don't sound like me! :o
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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Allyson Wrote:Hooray! I love fisting!

Thanks, Allyson!
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Let's see, in a year I've...


Gotten breast implants.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Titan!: Howard...
Titan!: one week till our man love can continue
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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krystal: I hope Howie reciprocates your affection. And your showing affection by humping his leg whenever he is near.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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0rz0ski: OMG MY BUTT HAS A PROBE THAT TRANSMITS INFO ABOUT MY POOP TO THE ALIENS!!!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Queenie: i'd rather teabag with howie
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Queenie: shit break

I hope everything came out okay Queen.
Wowie Groovie !
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0rz0ski Wrote:Biff: the bearded clam should be the sole prey of the one eye trouser snake
LOL Biff, give yourself a pat on the back...

but shouldn't clams be a little less bearded these days?
Isn't that a little 1980?
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potthole Wrote:Over the course of this week I hope to start doing some hardcore.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Damn, I was wondering if the use of 'hardcore' was setting me up for a quote in here...
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Well wonder no more Potthole.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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zdunklee-Do these get shared by everyone too? If so I am in!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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plumpenut Wrote:zdunklee-Do these get shared by everyone too? If so I am in!


Son of a bitch...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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Queenie Wrote:slaps krys for slapping the wrong member
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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allyson-He's a one-stop shop with a real big cock
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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weinerpoopie-Now what will I do with that picture of my crank?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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Queenie-Ooh ooh, do me, do me!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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