06-17-2009, 06:27 PM
Dear Queenie, since Howie is such a lazy bitch and doesn't actually answer questions in his thread, can we start a thread where we ask you questions, and then you answer them ?
Wowie Groovie !
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06-17-2009, 07:45 PM
I'd be very intrested in your answers too Queenie.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
06-17-2009, 08:35 PM
Titan! Wrote:Dear Queenie, since Howie is such a lazy bitch and doesn't actually answer questions in his thread, can we start a thread where we ask you questions, and then you answer them ? I guess since you have previously appointed me board Mother, I could help with certain questions. However, be warned not to ask any question(s) you wouldn't ask your own Mother (i.e. no nasty stuff . . . you know I don't roll that way).
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-17-2009, 09:25 PM
Queenie Wrote:Titan! Wrote:Dear Queenie, since Howie is such a lazy bitch and doesn't actually answer questions in his thread, can we start a thread where we ask you questions, and then you answer them ? Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon? also: What happens when Titan and Howie get together, or is that something none of us want to think about? :wtf:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-18-2009, 07:22 AM
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-18-2009, 08:49 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote::waaah:
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-18-2009, 08:51 AM
Queen,
Where the eff is Fistor and Becky? Can you get them back? Thanks, Howie
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-18-2009, 09:05 AM
zdunklee Wrote:Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon? WRT Jiggy: It is definitely a fact that we are going through Jiggy withdrawals. I’ll give it another few weeks, and then I guess I will have to issue an Executive Order to form a search party to scour the Ozark Mountains. WRT Titan & Howie:  hh: Do you really want to loose your lunch over the true answer to that question?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-18-2009, 09:28 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Queen, Howie: I called Fistor, but he must be rather busy with his new business because he didn’t answer. I left him a message and told him to get his ars back to the board. I also contacted Becky and begged and pleaded for her to at least make an appearance every now and then to take care of those who need knocking back a notch.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-18-2009, 02:26 PM
Dear Howie:
One down, one to go!! Are ya happy now? I know I am!! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-18-2009, 05:44 PM
get a "Ask Becky" thread going and i'd be here like 24/7.
i'm like Dr. Phil and Nostradamus rolled into one but with a hoo-hoo! hey Queen, what's it like living in a place that claims to be in the "south" but is nowhere near as southern as.....random unbiased state....Texas?
06-18-2009, 09:09 PM
beckyp Wrote:get a "Ask Becky" thread going and i'd be here like 24/7. Oh my gosh, am I good or what?!! To answer your question Becky, when I think of Texas, I do think it is more southern, geographically speaking. And if starting a thread for Ask Becky will bring you back more frequently, consider it done chicka!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-20-2009, 07:39 PM
Queenie Wrote:Dear Queenie,zdunklee Wrote:Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon? How pissed would you be to search everywhere in the Ozarks only to discover I am back in Michigan?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
06-20-2009, 08:24 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:I'll be willing to bet she'd be pretty pissedQueenie Wrote:Dear Queenie,zdunklee Wrote:Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-21-2009, 12:35 AM
-Jiggy- Wrote:slaps Jiggy because he totally evaded the Springfield trip.Queenie Wrote:Dear Queenie,zdunklee Wrote:Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon? oops . . . wrong thread!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-21-2009, 11:22 PM
Dear Queen.
Why are there so many people who act like sheep ? Seriously, am I the only one who's willing to question authority ?
Wowie Groovie !
06-22-2009, 04:03 AM
Does anybody really care?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-22-2009, 08:36 AM
Titan! Wrote:Dear Queen. I think that most people don't find it necessary or that important to question every authority. I think most people just like to get along and conform in an effort to promote harmony.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-22-2009, 08:37 AM
plungerhand Wrote:Does anybody REALLY know what time it is? But do you REALLY want to know?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-22-2009, 12:49 PM
I think its
closing time, time for you to go out to the places you will be from...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
06-22-2009, 03:10 PM
Queenie:
I have had and erection for more than four hours, do I need medical attention?
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-22-2009, 03:24 PM
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It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
06-22-2009, 03:28 PM
If I had a penis, it would be shrunk at the reading of this article.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-22-2009, 03:48 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:If I had a penis, it would be shrunk at the reading of this article. yeah but then it would grow again just a little while later... well because ... if you had one you would know, it just happens.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-22-2009, 05:44 PM
Ow!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-22-2009, 06:41 PM
Titan! Wrote:Dear Queen. ummm... so they can get a little.... same reason you drive a van...
06-22-2009, 06:45 PM
Wiener Poopie Wrote:Queenie: maybe you should consult an arborist.... seriously...dick jokes?
06-24-2009, 09:57 PM
Dear Queenie...
What's better ? A self appointed dictatorship or A democratically elected leader ?
Wowie Groovie !
06-24-2009, 11:52 PM
plungerhand Wrote:Wiener Poopie Wrote:Queenie: Titan! Wrote:Dear Queenie... Seriously . . . man periods or what??? Somebody call a waaaaaambulance. Fuck this shit.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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