06-11-2009, 02:03 PM
oh lord
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
FBHW Forums
›
Way Up High In The Playpen
›
I can't wait to talk about........
That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
|
That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
|
06-11-2009, 08:20 PM
loosewendy-
bigdaddy wrote: i heard that was your name before they changed it to loose wendy No, that was "Open Throat".
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
06-12-2009, 06:56 AM
Titan! Wrote:pick the sand out of my vagina.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-12-2009, 07:45 AM
Allyson: don't think i could fuck her though, just stare at her
(see now doesn't that just look silly ? )
Wowie Groovie !
06-12-2009, 11:05 AM
Titan! Wrote:Allyson: don't think i could Eff her though, just stare at her Definitely not as potent as when Allyson said it.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-12-2009, 03:30 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:I let my boss have it at the end of the day
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
06-15-2009, 09:06 AM
Philly Mike Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:Your a-hole would give you a standing ovationboizalynne Wrote:fancy my index finger knuckle deep in butthole....boizalynne Wrote:I have heared that prostates are highly sensitive to touch....boizalynne Wrote:wtf am I supposed to do with myself now LOL, whoever said this is a whore!!
06-15-2009, 10:37 AM
boizalynne Wrote:you're welcome :tonguebath:Philly Mike Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:Your a-hole would give you a standing ovationboizalynne Wrote:fancy my index finger knuckle deep in butthole....boizalynne Wrote:I have heared that prostates are highly sensitive to touch....boizalynne Wrote:wtf am I supposed to do with myself now
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
06-15-2009, 03:33 PM
Titan!: YAY Pot !
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-17-2009, 12:00 PM
potthole Wrote:My wife looked down, shook her head, and muttered to herself.
Wowie Groovie !
06-17-2009, 12:32 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: if 3 seconds was an eternity my wife wouldn't bitch all the time.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
06-17-2009, 01:26 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: so the dongs were draging
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-17-2009, 05:35 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:I'm a slow button whacker
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-18-2009, 10:29 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: mouth party the fire chief FTW!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-18-2009, 11:39 AM
Biff: the bearded clam should be the sole prey of the one eye trouser snake
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-18-2009, 12:16 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Biff: the bearded clam should be the sole prey of the one eye trouser snake Nice.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-18-2009, 12:31 PM
krystal: If something is wrinkled, I hand it in my bathroom
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-18-2009, 12:59 PM
Wiener Poopie Wrote:getting screwed at my house Wiener Poopie Wrote:i have single arabs and gay latino Wiener Poopie Wrote:i like my pants shity, so i dont wipe Wiener Poopie Wrote:Toss that salad
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-18-2009, 01:03 PM
That don't sound like me! :o
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-18-2009, 02:43 PM
Allyson Wrote:Hooray! I love fisting! Thanks, Allyson!
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-18-2009, 08:52 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Let's see, in a year I've...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-19-2009, 08:09 AM
Titan!: Howard...
Titan!: one week till our man love can continue
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-19-2009, 08:15 AM
krystal: I hope Howie reciprocates your affection. And your showing affection by humping his leg whenever he is near.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-19-2009, 08:31 AM
0rz0ski: OMG MY BUTT HAS A PROBE THAT TRANSMITS INFO ABOUT MY POOP TO THE ALIENS!!!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-19-2009, 08:39 AM
Queenie: i'd rather teabag with howie
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-19-2009, 08:50 AM
Queenie: shit break
I hope everything came out okay Queen.
Wowie Groovie !
06-19-2009, 04:38 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Biff: the bearded clam should be the sole prey of the one eye trouser snakeLOL Biff, give yourself a pat on the back... but shouldn't clams be a little less bearded these days? Isn't that a little 1980?
06-22-2009, 08:24 PM
potthole Wrote:Over the course of this week I hope to start doing some hardcore.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
06-22-2009, 08:39 PM
Damn, I was wondering if the use of 'hardcore' was setting me up for a quote in here...
06-22-2009, 08:46 PM
Well wonder no more Potthole.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-22-2009, 09:29 PM
zdunklee-Do these get shared by everyone too? If so I am in!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
06-22-2009, 09:31 PM
plumpenut Wrote:zdunklee-Do these get shared by everyone too? If so I am in! Son of a bitch...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-23-2009, 04:39 PM
Queenie Wrote:slaps krys for slapping the wrong member
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-23-2009, 09:46 PM
allyson-He's a one-stop shop with a real big cock
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
06-23-2009, 11:07 PM
weinerpoopie-Now what will I do with that picture of my crank?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
.....
Users browsing this thread: 34 Guest(s)