That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
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That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
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07-21-2009, 01:49 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: if being a creeper is cool consider me miles davis
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
07-21-2009, 03:08 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: i'm totally tired of fucking water samples
Howie_Feltersnatch: "all the samples from Howie are high in semen...."
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
07-22-2009, 08:44 AM
philly mike-was taking trash out to a dumpster and on my way back to the yard had an encounter with what i think was a male
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-22-2009, 10:59 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Call in topic 1: I was a stupid kid because...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
07-23-2009, 08:56 AM
I'm fairly certain that I did not say that.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
07-24-2009, 07:17 AM
plumpenut Wrote:Howie-nice he lasted 3 days what? where?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-24-2009, 09:22 AM
http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f...els#p16362
I figured you would ask.....from way back in the day
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-28-2009, 10:01 AM
Opus: After restarting and screwing with it for about 10 minutes.. I finally realized the batteries were dead.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
07-29-2009, 12:36 PM
krystal: My vagina makes me vindictive.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-06-2009, 12:12 PM
Allyson: yea i might just keep it zipped
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
08-07-2009, 10:44 PM
XxtriplebeamxX - Mmmm... That's good dookie.
It was said here at home, but I put it here cause he's a board member too. 
What? I didn't do it.
08-20-2009, 01:51 PM
Wiener_Poopie: fuck me eyes!!!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-21-2009, 09:23 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: i could cut glass with these nipples
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
08-25-2009, 02:13 PM
Mad_Dog: I may be old and creepy but atleast Im not packing fudge
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
08-25-2009, 03:21 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: 'i keep farting glitter'
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
08-27-2009, 11:45 AM
0rz0ski: do it without using your hands, like we do
0rz0ski: didn't think I was woman enough to eat one
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-27-2009, 12:45 PM
Opus: ... just what I see and feel myself.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
08-27-2009, 12:51 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Opus: ... just what I see and feel myself. this makes you fair game
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-27-2009, 01:07 PM
krystal: What's for lunch, Q?
Queenie: hot johnsonville weiner Queenie: i tried to cool it off with my cottage cheese and pineapple
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
08-27-2009, 01:13 PM
Allyson: i like weiner
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-27-2009, 01:23 PM
Queenie Wrote:Allyson: i like weiner Who doesn't?
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
08-27-2009, 01:34 PM
Wiener Poopie Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Allyson: i like weiner We all know that both Howie and Poopie do, in fact, like wiener.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
08-27-2009, 02:18 PM
Queenie: well fuck me running
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
08-28-2009, 09:04 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: cause i think he really thinks i want to diddle in his pooter.
you make this too easy...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
08-28-2009, 09:06 AM
that is an incomplete quote.
FOUL!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-28-2009, 11:41 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:that is an incomplete quote. That makes it out-of-context. Unless he just took random words from your sentence and put them together... that's a foul.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
08-28-2009, 11:54 AM
krystal Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:that is an incomplete quote. Fine, this is a Jihad!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-28-2009, 02:13 PM
Jeeze Howie, Man up, cause your the one who started this awsomely harsh thread.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
08-31-2009, 10:00 AM
0rz0ski: I believe there's a slot
0rz0ski: looks like a tap system, hang on
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-01-2009, 11:30 AM
Allyson: i love penis
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
09-01-2009, 02:27 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: penises are ugly but fun to play with
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
09-01-2009, 02:29 PM
krystal Wrote:Howie_Feltersnatch: penises are ugly but fun to play with I knew he'd admit it eventually.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
09-02-2009, 11:41 AM
admin: usually there is some sort of forewarning but this time I just grabbed her head and held it there
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-02-2009, 11:53 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: the trick to a good sandwhich is to not let the meats touch
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-02-2009, 12:11 PM
Allyson: i'd eat it
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-02-2009, 12:50 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: so i accidentally fingerbanged my dog once....so what
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
09-02-2009, 12:54 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: his words: "yah I fucked the cat, you're just pisseed cause you didn't get a piece"
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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