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06-10-2009, 07:38 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:Dear Dr. Snatch, Is the grey hair on your ass? :wtf:
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-10-2009, 06:28 PM
I didn't look at my ass, I'll check.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
06-12-2009, 09:42 AM
What kind of cereal is this?
![[Image: cerealBugEyes1165830634906.gif]](http://gorehole.org/dinoaids/gifMess/cerealBugEyes1165830634906.gif)
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-12-2009, 09:46 AM
If you eat it you turn into a white pedophile…so I hear…
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-12-2009, 11:08 AM
:clap: :clap: WEINER POOPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LIVE!!!!!! :o :thumbup: :thumbup:
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
06-12-2009, 11:57 AM
holy shit... he returns ... Welcome back, or to better quote you at one point
![[Image: d_2219.jpg]](http://www.installerstore.com/imgs/d_2219.jpg) Now. ![[Image: weinerpoopie.jpg]](http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj306/haikuof8bit/weinerpoopie.jpg) and show people that I am not the only retard that uses pics in over half the posts.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-19-2009, 10:32 AM
If guys get morning wood do girls get morning dew?
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-19-2009, 10:34 AM
Wiener Poopie Wrote:If guys get morning wood do girls get morning dew? No, and the sandman makes sure of it...if you catch my drift
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-24-2009, 07:50 AM
Dear Howie,
Are you dead? Concerned in GR
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-24-2009, 07:55 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:Dear Howie, Substituting for Howie: He's on vacation and doesn't have high speed Internet in the boonies.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-19-2009, 09:40 AM
Dear Howard,
Why does chatbot hate you? Chatbot Fan in GR
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
08-19-2009, 12:53 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Dear Howard, Dear ChatBot Kiss Ass, Your good friend AssBot is a fuck face. I wish he had never been artificially created in a lab. He's a dick. Sincerely, Howie
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-19-2009, 03:26 PM
dear daday why do yo say bad wordz luv yor kids we luv yo daday plees stop hiting us
Your kids asked me to pass this along.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
08-20-2009, 07:25 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:dear daday why do yo say bad wordz luv yor kids we luv yo daday plees stop hiting us Shut up and eat your meat. How can you have any pudding if you don't finish your meat?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-20-2009, 08:02 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:dear daday why do yo say bad wordz luv yor kids we luv yo daday plees stop hiting us Bread and water is not bread pudding!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
08-20-2009, 08:05 AM
it is if you get the right ratio of water:bread
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-20-2009, 08:58 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:it is if you get the right ratio of water:bread (And forget 80% of the ingredients) 2 cups whole milk (or 2 cups half & half) 1/4 cup butter 2/3 cup sugar (white or brown, depending on taste preference) 3 eggs 2 teaspoons cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 cups bread, torn into small pieces (french bread works best) 1/2 cup raisins (optional)
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
08-20-2009, 09:21 AM
Dear Howie,
How come your brother is a nicer guy than you are? You've never given your fans a bread pudding recipie. nicole in GR
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
08-20-2009, 09:24 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:Dear Howie, Warning: whenever poopie makes food for his 'fans' he adds special sauce. Eat up fanboys!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-20-2009, 09:53 AM
Dear Dickface,
Are you trying to get the show to hate us? You're an assturd.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
08-20-2009, 10:00 AM
steev Wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha. Scuba Steev clearly hates me for it.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-20-2009, 10:08 AM
Dear Howie,
How does it feel to have a sense of humor that is grossly misunderstood?
08-20-2009, 10:16 AM
potthole Wrote:Dear Howie, it's better in person....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-20-2009, 12:20 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:potthole Wrote:Dear Howie, ![[Image: its-a-trap.jpg]](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg)
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
09-01-2009, 07:34 AM
Titan! Wrote:Dear Howie. ![[Image: gudbook2.jpg]](http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8922/gudbook2.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-01-2009, 10:22 PM
Dear Howie,
How do I deal with the mongoloids I have to work with every day? (without going to jail)
09-02-2009, 07:28 AM
potthole Wrote:Dear Howie, Probably not, I tried blasting him with Troll Spray but it didn't work. Maybe we should try Trolla-nella candles, or not wear WoW shirts.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-02-2009, 07:35 AM
boaz Wrote:Dear Howie, Act bizzar so that they are afraid to interact with you. Put mosquito netting around your cube memo checks as 'for weed' or 'for sex' give people weird nicnames
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-02-2009, 07:39 AM
Titan! Wrote:Dear Howie. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.holyconspiracy.com/archives/phi.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.holyconspiracy.com/archives/phi.htm</a><!-- m -->
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-02-2009, 07:46 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan! Wrote:Dear Howie. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.miqel.com/fractals_math_patterns/visual-math-phi-golden.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.miqel.com/fractals_math_patt ... olden.html</a><!-- m -->
That's what she said.
09-02-2009, 07:49 AM
Allyson Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan! Wrote:Dear Howie. is there a phi in porno link?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-03-2009, 07:56 AM
Dear Howie.
Wow, thanks to you and Ally for help with Phi.
Wowie Groovie !
11-18-2009, 12:18 AM
Dear Howie...
Why the fuck haven't you logged in in the last 3 weeks. Seriously you're a fucking moderator here, you are expected to log in at least once a day or else give up your moderator status. Don't give me any shit about not having internet access at work, that's a weak ass gay fucking excuse. Sign on fucktard, sincerly, Your pal, Titan
Wowie Groovie !
11-18-2009, 08:28 AM
That cat is looking into my soul. Seriously. Creepiest. Cat. Ever.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
11-18-2009, 12:12 PM
Hey, Biff, I never knew we had to meet minimum requirements to be a Mod, did you forget to post the Federally mandated "Internet Mod Requirements" worksheets in the breakroom?
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