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Right Now I'm........... (part deux)
installing McAfee on the ol' desktop 'cause its been acting funny.
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beckyp Wrote:installing McAfee on the ol' desktop 'cause its been acting funny.

Please...not McAfee...anything but that and Norton...
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Agreed.

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Use that instead. It's free and far superior.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Also, run Trend Micro's Housecall and Windows Live OneCare on your box...some viruses can block programs from getting installed, but these run in the browser. They're good for the first round of anti-virus fighting.

housecall.trendmicro.com
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Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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And when none of those actually do anything for you since they all SUCK, come see me at Best Buy.

Mcaffee is by far the WORST antivirus application available. It slows down your system, is inadequate at finding even the most common of virus', and often times will actually damage your operating system. There is a reason that ISP give this crap away for free.

AVG, if they would stop trying to find "virus like activity" and actually focused on the virus' themselves, may actually be worth free. Right now, you couldn't pay me to use this software.

OneCare has been discontinued by Microsoft as of this past June. You can still get updates for it, and still buy the software through some channels, but why use something that will not be around for much longer?

Trend Micro is respectable enough to use if you do light surfing and not much downloading. It gets the fewest updates though out of the major players. My understanding is that Trend is working to rectify that though.

Hands down, the best AV for 2009 was Norton Internet Security. It was completely re-written from the ground up for speed, reliability, frequent updates, and to not be a resource hog on your system. I run Norton 2009 on my computers. DO NOT use any edition prior to 2009 though as the old versions of Norton (2004 - 2008) would be equatable to McAffee.

Other products that I have found to do an ok job:
- Spysweeper with Antivirus. It has a better price point (is cheaper) than something like Norton and seems to keep machines pretty clean. It has some of the annoyances of Spybot or Vista (constant questioning to see if you actually wanted to do something), but overall does a pretty good job.

- Bit Defender 2009. Bit Defender flys under the radar quite often simply because you don't find it on the shelf at a lot of places. I have used this program at a couple of different clients due to their volume licensing discounts and the clients have been really happy with it.

Just remember, you really get what you pay for and your identity is probably far worth more than the cost of a good antivirus software.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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Nerd alert!
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Opus Wrote:And when none of those actually do anything for you since they all SUCK, come see me at Best Buy.

Mcaffee is by far the WORST antivirus application available. It slows down your system, is inadequate at finding even the most common of virus', and often times will actually damage your operating system. There is a reason that ISP give this crap away for free.

AVG, if they would stop trying to find "virus like activity" and actually focused on the virus' themselves, may actually be worth free. Right now, you couldn't pay me to use this software.

OneCare has been discontinued by Microsoft as of this past June. You can still get updates for it, and still buy the software through some channels, but why use something that will not be around for much longer?

Trend Micro is respectable enough to use if you do light surfing and not much downloading. It gets the fewest updates though out of the major players. My understanding is that Trend is working to rectify that though.

Hands down, the best AV for 2009 was Norton Internet Security. It was completely re-written from the ground up for speed, reliability, frequent updates, and to not be a resource hog on your system. I run Norton 2009 on my computers. DO NOT use any edition prior to 2009 though as the old versions of Norton (2004 - 2008) would be equatable to McAffee.

Other products that I have found to do an ok job:
- Spysweeper with Antivirus. It has a better price point (is cheaper) than something like Norton and seems to keep machines pretty clean. It has some of the annoyances of Spybot or Vista (constant questioning to see if you actually wanted to do something), but overall does a pretty good job.

- Bit Defender 2009. Bit Defender flys under the radar quite often simply because you don't find it on the shelf at a lot of places. I have used this program at a couple of different clients due to their volume licensing discounts and the clients have been really happy with it.

Just remember, you really get what you pay for and your identity is probably far worth more than the cost of a good antivirus software.


You forgot AVAST! it is free and works amazingly well without bogging down anything. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.avast.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.avast.com/</a><!-- m -->

and if you really want you can pay for the professional edition that has a lot more features.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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Drunk as Hell!

:ThankYou:
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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zdunklee Wrote:
Opus Wrote:And when none of those actually do anything for you since they all SUCK, come see me at Best Buy.

Mcaffee is by far the WORST antivirus application available. It slows down your system, is inadequate at finding even the most common of virus', and often times will actually damage your operating system. There is a reason that ISP give this crap away for free.

AVG, if they would stop trying to find "virus like activity" and actually focused on the virus' themselves, may actually be worth free. Right now, you couldn't pay me to use this software.

OneCare has been discontinued by Microsoft as of this past June. You can still get updates for it, and still buy the software through some channels, but why use something that will not be around for much longer?

Trend Micro is respectable enough to use if you do light surfing and not much downloading. It gets the fewest updates though out of the major players. My understanding is that Trend is working to rectify that though.

Hands down, the best AV for 2009 was Norton Internet Security. It was completely re-written from the ground up for speed, reliability, frequent updates, and to not be a resource hog on your system. I run Norton 2009 on my computers. DO NOT use any edition prior to 2009 though as the old versions of Norton (2004 - 2008) would be equatable to McAffee.

Other products that I have found to do an ok job:
- Spysweeper with Antivirus. It has a better price point (is cheaper) than something like Norton and seems to keep machines pretty clean. It has some of the annoyances of Spybot or Vista (constant questioning to see if you actually wanted to do something), but overall does a pretty good job.

- Bit Defender 2009. Bit Defender flys under the radar quite often simply because you don't find it on the shelf at a lot of places. I have used this program at a couple of different clients due to their volume licensing discounts and the clients have been really happy with it.

Just remember, you really get what you pay for and your identity is probably far worth more than the cost of a good antivirus software.


You forgot AVAST! it is free and works amazingly well without bogging down anything. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.avast.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.avast.com/</a><!-- m -->

and if you really want you can pay for the professional edition that has a lot more features.
I did no such thing.

Opus Wrote:Just remember, you really get what you pay for and your identity is probably far worth more than the cost of a good antivirus software.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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wondering why i'm awake at 12:30 am . . . maybe because i went to sleep too early . . . ???

OMG I am so addicted to this message board!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Biff Wrote:Agreed.

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Use that instead. It's free and far superior.

it was nothing major just these obviously fake alerts that we had a trojan. i'm guessing one of the roomies fell for one of those pop-ups where they tell you to download a anti-virus program and it kept saying we had a trojan and to buy its software. really annoying. i googled it and it turns out other people have gotten it. we had AVG but it never came up with anything. McAfee recognized the fake alerts right away and got rid of it.

so suck on that nerds. :thumbup:
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Really, Opus? I've never had an issue with Trend Internet Security, and had always heard that Norton was slightly less worthless than Mcafee.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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0rz0ski Wrote:Really, Opus? I've never had an issue with Trend Internet Security, and had always heard that Norton was slightly less worthless than Mcafee.

Norton 2009 got the highest ratings by far from PC World, in the past your statement would have been true, but since they rewrote the entire program it doesn't bog down the system and does the best against new viruses due to its "constant update" feature that check every 5-20 mins for new virus definition updates.

If I was paying for an antivirus Norton would be the best for your money by far. As it is I have about 6 different programs that I use that are free and do just as good of a job as the pay ones when all of them are working together.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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The 2010 roundup should start popping up in stores anytime. After I have had some time to evaluate them, I will let you know which program is the best for 2010.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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back from Florida, where I visited my folks and my sister for a little early birthday weekend. I am sunburnt and tired, but I had a great time.

(back left to right) my sister, my dad, my mom and me (in red shirt)
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my sister and me
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water sports
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Looks like you had nice weather and a very good time!! Happy Birthday!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG AHHHHHHHHH SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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it'll be ok
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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0rz0ski Wrote:EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG AHHHHHHHHH SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!

:violin:





I <3 you.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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0rz0ski Wrote:EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG AHHHHHHHHH SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!

I refuse to believe there is any truth whatsoever in this statement. I have met you personally and know of your uber-nerd like intelligence (not that you are anywhere near an uber-nerd because anybody that can do what you do with your tongue could NEVER be considered a nerd). Wink :o :wave:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Orzy has a talented tounge? Do tell.....
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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That's only for people who went to Springfield.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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0rz0ski Wrote:That's only for people who went to Springfield.

Show Code. :o
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Worst Tatoo Ever...

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Also This:

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"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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Right Now I'm........... (part deux):

Tired and ill after a long ass house fire.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right Now I'm........... (part deux):

Tired and ill after a long ass house fire.

It is extremely admirable that you lay your life on the line for others. And you probably don't get told enough, but we appreciate you!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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excited about getting this sometime next week!

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Why is she a bandito?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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she just got done with filming the 'beat it' video
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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I truly enjoy creating small Facebook skirmishes.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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krystal Wrote:I truly enjoy creating small Facebook skirmishes.

Right now I'm . . .

going to check out Facebook . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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krystal Wrote:I truly enjoy creating small Facebook skirmishes.
Big Grin
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Really not wanting to mow the lawn. At least yesterday I had the excuse that it was raining outside.
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surprised at the new layout for the board, its nice, but now there's all these new buttons and stuff
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I've just been mind-raped. I blame Biff.

Edit: I blame Opus.

But I'm going to try it out and see how I like it.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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.....wondering who in the fuck at my office left a bloody stool in the toilet
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Biff Wrote:.....wondering who in the fuck at my office left a bloody stool in the toilet


[drop]Take a Stool[/drop]
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Sooooo proud of my baby girl! She was elected Student Council President yesterday!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Getting them early into Politics, are ya Queenie? Gonna see if she can get you some free health care? Wink
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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She's too pretty to not vote for. I on the other hand had the opposite effect.

Flashback:
"Don't for the retarded ugo, other schools will think we're all like him"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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