09-25-2009, 07:27 AM
Howie's dream girl?
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09-25-2009, 07:27 AM
Howie's dream girl?
09-25-2009, 07:52 AM
She's training to be the C in "Y-M-C-A"
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-25-2009, 07:55 AM
"Oh yes, stretch out for me."
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-25-2009, 08:04 AM
"Do you know where I can buy a goat?"
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
09-25-2009, 08:31 AM
finding a wifi signal can drive people to do crazy things
i'm not 16, just too lazy to think of a different username, so now every site that I have this username on probably assumes im a predator of some type
09-25-2009, 09:20 AM
During the job interview she was asked if she was flexible...She didn't get the job but she got a few requests for a date...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
09-25-2009, 10:43 AM
Sandy's vibrator broke in half after she shoved it in her ass. She tried the only thing that she knew how to remove the rest.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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