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I'm a Wiccan
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#1
08-19-2009, 10:48 AM
go ahead and make fun of me now.
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08-19-2009, 11:49 AM
IMO wicca makes about as much sense as any other religion
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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#3
08-19-2009, 12:11 PM
Shhhhh.

(No one cares)
That's what she said.
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08-19-2009, 12:14 PM
[drop]WOW! cool story horrible bitch![/drop]
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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08-19-2009, 12:18 PM
Well you guys certainly are a bag of laughs.
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08-19-2009, 12:25 PM
doktor Wrote:Well you guys certainly are a bag of laughs.
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08-19-2009, 12:26 PM
Wiener Poopie Wrote:
doktor Wrote:Well you guys certainly are a bag of laughs.
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OH NO!!!!

Hell-ward bound!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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08-19-2009, 12:31 PM
I'm an Egyptian sun god worshipper myself.

Nothing like having my deity masturbate into the sun to create all life.
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08-19-2009, 12:33 PM
Mark the Valet Wrote:I'm an Egyptian sun god worshipper myself.

Nothing like having my deity masturbate into the sun to create all life.


that's what happened with me...

I thought pulling out and blasting into the sun would be good BC...shoulda just wore a rubber
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08-19-2009, 01:22 PM
Mark the Valet Wrote:I'm an Egyptian sun god worshipper myself.

Nothing like having my deity masturbate into the sun to create all life.

The Egyptians had a really awesome religion.
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08-19-2009, 01:33 PM
doktor Wrote:
Mark the Valet Wrote:I'm an Egyptian sun god worshipper myself.

Nothing like having my deity masturbate into the sun to create all life.

The Egyptians had a really awesome religion.

So do I, it’s called…

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08-19-2009, 02:02 PM
Allyson Wrote:Shhhhh.

(No one cares)

Word to ya mutha!
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08-26-2009, 09:06 AM
I think I might be able to give the Wiccan "religion" a shot if every Wiccan I've ever met wasn't an obese loser nerd.
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08-26-2009, 09:13 AM
duckyboy1975 Wrote:I think I might be able to give the Wiccan "religion" a shot if every Wiccan I've ever met wasn't an obese loser nerd.

:clap: :clap:
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08-26-2009, 09:29 AM
duckyboy1975 Wrote:I think I might be able to give the Wiccan "religion" a shot if every Wiccan I've ever met wasn't an obese loser nerd.

Welcome aboard!! and might I say excellent 2nd post!!! :clap: :thumbup:
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08-26-2009, 11:03 AM
duckyboy1975 Wrote:I think I might be able to give the Wiccan "religion" a shot if every Wiccan I've ever met wasn't an obese loser nerd.

Preach it. Welcome to the forums, BTW.
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08-26-2009, 11:45 AM
Queenie Wrote:
duckyboy1975 Wrote:I think I might be able to give the Wiccan "religion" a shot if every Wiccan I've ever met wasn't an obese loser nerd.

Welcome aboard!! and might I say excellent 2nd post!!! :clap: :thumbup:

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08-28-2009, 03:32 PM
Well I went to a Wicca/Pagan party one time and I never seen more Hot Chicks running around nude and doing cart wheels by a campfire in my life. I'm not Wiccan BTW.
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08-30-2009, 11:31 AM
duckyboy1975 Wrote:I think I might be able to give the Wiccan "religion" a shot if every Wiccan I've ever met wasn't an obese loser nerd.

Me and All the ones i've met aren't. *shrug*
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10-21-2009, 08:10 PM
doktor Wrote:
duckyboy1975 Wrote:I think I might be able to give the Wiccan "religion" a shot if every Wiccan I've ever met wasn't an obese loser nerd.

Me and All the ones i've met aren't. *shrug*


That's because you're one of them...

It's kinda how all ugly people don't know they're ugly... or how all weird people don't know their weird... when they surround themselves with like people, no one sticks out.
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10-22-2009, 07:46 AM
boizalynne Wrote:...all ugly people don't know they're ugly... or how all weird people don't know their weird... when they surround themselves with like people, no one sticks out.


This is one I never moved out of my home town. I'm handsome there.
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10-22-2009, 09:47 AM
^LOL, what does this say about me? I come from your hometown... where whores lurk around every corner and half of our class would disappear with the fruit....
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