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Happy Birthday! Here's hoping you get lucky!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Happy Birthday. I hope you get laid by someone other than your cousin.
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Titan! Wrote:Happy Birthday. I hope you get laid by someone other than your cousin.
But if you do....remember show "message board" code
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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This one is NSFW so I will just link it:
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http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-conten...12x500.jpg[/spoiler]
Happy Birthday Allyson. Hope you get to have a great day.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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Opus, stick it in the spoiler tag!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Thanks you guys! And Opus thanks for frosting my cake :thumbup:
That's what she said.
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Happy Birthday Allyson!! I truly hope that you have an awesome birthday, and if that means getting laid, so be it!! You go girl!!
LOVE & HUGS!!!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Happy Birthday Allyson! Look what I got you!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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I got you TWO cakes to choose from:
and
You are welcome.
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