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#1
03-30-2010, 06:38 PM
No one wished me a happy birthday. Fuck you too!
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03-30-2010, 07:55 PM
a) I was out sick for half of yesterday and today.
b) We aren't facebook friends, so I can't see your b-day that way.
c) Your birthday isn't listed on your profile.
d) Go eat one.

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I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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03-30-2010, 08:27 PM
As if coming over and having dinner with you wasn't enough. :crazy:

I know your baby stole the show last night, though, so I guess you could use some interweb love.
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03-31-2010, 07:22 AM
You don't exist, so you have no need for birthday wishes.
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03-31-2010, 08:26 AM
I actually did see that it was your birthday Monday. It was boaz's birthday as well (he's not quite as old as you are, though) . . . anyway, I decided to text boaz a happy birthday (he appreciated that) but I couldn't text you because I lost your cell number. Besides, don't you know that you no longer have to celebrate your birthday since you have William now? Didn't you read Shit I don't have to/get to do after I have a child??
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03-31-2010, 01:51 PM
Fine, here's a cake.

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03-31-2010, 03:39 PM
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!! So glad I didn't open this thread at work today.
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03-31-2010, 06:31 PM
Thanks. I'm feeling the love now. Still no Biff. Any yes Titan, I exist...(when Biff wants me to)
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03-31-2010, 07:00 PM
:waaah: I didnt whine when no one didnt notice mine, but hey thats just me
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03-31-2010, 07:13 PM
fustercluck Wrote:Thanks. I'm feeling the love now. Still no Biff. Any yes Fucktard, I exist...(when Biff wants me to)

Birthdays don't matter after 21. But if it makes you feel better, I never participate in birthday threads because I don't want anyone to feel slighted if I miss one.

I hope yesterday was good for you though! And hopefully you brushed your teeth before you got your birthday "present". Wink
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03-31-2010, 07:20 PM
why would I have to brush my teeth to get my "present" :o
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04-01-2010, 08:41 AM
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Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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