08-22-2008, 06:59 AM
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08-22-2008, 08:16 AM
He never seems to get completely under the limbo stick
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-22-2008, 08:19 AM
you can let your buddies roast your marshmallows, but don't let them try to feed them to you
08-22-2008, 08:28 AM
And for this shish kebob you take one skinny Indian, add a large yellow onion...
08-22-2008, 08:34 AM
When track and field events go awry.
08-22-2008, 08:35 AM
While it cost him extra to make it permanent, his balance on the high wire is impeccable.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
08-22-2008, 08:54 AM
Sure, he looks like a freak, but he can find underground water like a motherEffer.
08-22-2008, 09:03 AM
India discovers a new way to go wireless. Story at 11.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-22-2008, 10:16 AM
Queenie Wrote:India discovers a new way to go wireless. Story at 11. The Queen's on fire!
08-22-2008, 10:24 AM
burnking Wrote:Queenie Wrote:India discovers a new way to go wireless. Story at 11. I think they make a cream for that.
Wowie Groovie !
08-22-2008, 11:41 AM
Titan ! Wrote:burnking Wrote:The Queen's on fire! A little penicillin will clear it right up
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-22-2008, 12:08 PM
What Rollie Fingers has been up to since retirement.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-22-2008, 12:24 PM
If a girl has her cheeks pierced, she'll probably suck your D. If a guy has his cheeks pierced, he'll probably suck your D.
08-22-2008, 12:27 PM
When piercing to be cool goes too far.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
08-22-2008, 02:34 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I think they make a cream for that. Penicillin injected right to the site
Wowie Groovie !
08-22-2008, 02:36 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:A little penicillin will clear it right up obviously speaks from experience...
08-22-2008, 02:49 PM
This is what happens when a polock makes an attempt at sword swallowing.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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