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Create a Caption 8/25/08
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#2
Who would want to use their feet to walk a tightrope when you can use your mouth?
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#3
When you leave a kid to grow near an electrical wire, they will evetually grow right around it.
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#4
The other kids grew tired of throwing little Marcus' shoes over the telephone wire so they amped it up a step.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Trying to 1-up Create a Caption 8/22/08
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#6
Instead of hanging just his underwear on the line, his mother thought she would get the whole outfit clean and dried.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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#7
the dutch must be doing something right in their foreign policy: the worst thing that happens is someone sends a kid to bite off electricity to the capital
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#8
Guido told little Johnny if he didn't pay up, he'd hang him out to dry.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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