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Biff....the smileys.....we gotta talk....
#1
First, let me preface this by saying this:

I Effing detest message boards who's members infest each of their posts with hundreds of smileys. I think the quickest way to ruin a board is to introduce a bunch of smileys and watch the mooks go to town. It encourages laziness, in my opinion. Of course, I know my mere mentioning of this will encourage a bunch of smiley-only posts, but I cannot help that.

Also, I find it perplexing when moderators bring in a bunch of smileys that mean nothing. The smiley was first used as a way to convey an emotion. That's why they're called emoticons. Somewhere along the way, people started making smileys which had nothing to do with emotion and they got used en masse. As I mentioned before, I hate this practice.


That being said, these default smileys, Biff, they suck. I propose you being in the following smileys, to appease me. I will introduce each smiley by using it in a sentence, so you can feel the full impact of how right I am:

Hmmmm....maybe you're right about that. Then again.... [Image: confused0006.gif]

The 25th president of the US.....Woodrow Wilson? [Image: confused0024.gif]

Ho-leeeeee shit!!!!@# [Image: scared0015.gif]

Spicy garlic chicken wings from BW3..... [Image: confused0079.gif]

Nice job, man. Props. [Image: happy0147.gif]

Tell me another story, titan. [Image: happy0150.gif]

So then, I shat myself! [Image: happy0182.gif]

OMG THAT'S SO HILARIOUS!!@# [Image: happy0188.gif]

Lost is coming back for another season!!@# [Image: happy0208.gif]

How 'bout them Lions? [Image: mad0136.gif]

There may be more.
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#2
I esepcially like the scratchy chin dude. He would work well with many applications.
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#3
Ho-leeeeeeee shit is my favorite!!!! Great job fistor!
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#4
Please, tell us more about what you hate, and how your ideas can improve this board and life in general.
Wowie Groovie !
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#5
[Image: eat-drink-smiley-5170.gif]
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#6
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:[Image: eat-drink-smiley-5170.gif]


mmmmmm beer smiley's.....
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#7
[Image: stormtrooper.gif]
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#8
look, kirby does a dance:
(>")>
<("<)
^('.')^
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#9
you've been waiting and waiting and waiting to bring that one out....haven't you?
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#10
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:you've been waiting and waiting and waiting to bring that one out....haven't you?


me? with the humping stormtrooper?



i've been holding on to that beast since the days of Wienerpoopie
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#11
It was burning in my soul. My inner kirby finaly found a place to shine.
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#12
[Image: 1062.gif]

[Image: 1087.gif]

[Image: 049.gif]

[Image: 271.gif]

[Image: 1106.gif]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#13
[Image: 1970.gif]

[Image: 2402.gif]
(picture this as 2 chicks - it makes it much better!


and what we all would like to do to titan......
[Image: 774.gif]
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#14
[Image: puke3.gif]
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#15
Titan ! Wrote:Please, tell us more about what you hate, and how your ideas can improve this board and life in general.

I would. But if Biff reads it and takes me up on it, you wouldn't be around to read it.
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#16
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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#17
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:you've been waiting and waiting and waiting to bring that one out....haven't you?


me? with the humping stormtrooper?



i've been holding on to that beast since the days of Wienerpoopie

I was talking about Dr.'s Kirbys.
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#18
i love smiley faces! great idea Fistor, you're awesome! Fistor=a super person!
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#19
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:me? with the humping stormtrooper?



i've been holding on to that beast since the days of Wienerpoopie



I was talking about Dr.'s Kirbys.



oh,

well then i'm going to delete all my posts in humiliation even though they have been quoted.


intruedrstupidfashion
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#20
I deleated posts because other member found what I posted inflamitory and false. So I took them down. Felt it was the right thing to do.
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#21
Dr. Stupid Wrote:I deleated posts because other member found what I posted inflamitory and false. So I took them down. Felt it was the right thing to do.



what?


can you decipher my codes?



i.will.have.to.try.something.different.then
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#22
[Image: weaksauce.jpg]
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#23
Not good enough. Try this (if you can read it):
(U CAnT REAd T3h nEXT WerDz!!)--> (poo)
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#24
Yeah so anyway, the smileys suck.
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#25
Fistor Wrote:Yeah so anyway, the smileys suck.

gosh, don't be so blue! i thought they were good ideas, friend.
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#26
Jo Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:Yeah so anyway, the smileys suck.

gosh, don't be so blue! i thought they were good ideas, friend.

Oh, my smiley suggestions are nothing short of brilliant. I was referring to the default smileys we currently have.
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#27
Fistor Wrote:
Jo Wrote:gosh, don't be so blue! i thought they were good ideas, friend.

Oh, my smiley suggestions are nothing short of brilliant. I was referring to the default smileys we currently have.

oh! well i love everything so hooray!
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#28
Jo Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:Oh, my smiley suggestions are nothing short of brilliant. I was referring to the default smileys we currently have.

oh! well i love everything so hooray!

Becky, you seem to be in a GREAT mood! Are you smitten' right now or something?
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#29
Jo Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:Oh, my smiley suggestions are nothing short of brilliant. I was referring to the default smileys we currently have.

oh! well i love everything so hooray!


....Becky? WHat did mommy and daddy teach you about over medicating???
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#30
Jo Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:Oh, my smiley suggestions are nothing short of brilliant. I was referring to the default smileys we currently have.

oh! well i love everything so hooray!
Make it stop.
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#31
Jo Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:Oh, my smiley suggestions are nothing short of brilliant. I was referring to the default smileys we currently have.

oh! well i love everything so hooray!

Is it just me or does it seem like she's glowing?

Titan, what have you been up to?
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#32
airhornahole Wrote:Titan, what have you been up to?

That'll bring her out of it.

Thanks horny!
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#33
Fistor Wrote:
airhornahole Wrote:Titan, what have you been up to?

That'll bring her out of it.

Thanks horny!

Anything to help the board regain some sense of normality.
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#34
airhornahole Wrote:
Jo Wrote:oh! well i love everything so hooray!

Is it just me or does it seem like she's glowing?

Titan, what have you been up to?

Hey brother, I can't tell you all my secrets.
Wowie Groovie !
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#35
I'll look into it. Maybe you should start a poll. Becky can decorate it with sunshine bubbles.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#36
Written Description of smileys i've seen that are actaully used:

Bow (not worthy Wayne's world)
Thumbs up
Guy saying Blah Blah Blah
Cry Baby
one smiley hitting another on the head with a hammer for being stupid
Rant
Curse
Thinking (rubbing chin)
Thumbs down
jaw drop
kissing couple
graduate hat smile making a point
sleep
puke
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#37
Titan ! Wrote:
airhornahole Wrote:Is it just me or does it seem like she's glowing?

Titan, what have you been up to?

Hey brother, I can't tell you all my secrets.

take your secrets and shove 'em up your ass sideways, fatty.
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#38
Jo Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Hey brother, I can't tell you all my secrets.

take your secrets and shove 'em up your ass sideways, fatty.

[Image: happy0208.gif]

Don't ever leave us again!!!!
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#39
Jo Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Hey brother, I can't tell you all my secrets.

take your secrets and shove 'em up your ass sideways, fatty.
So, it really is love then?
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#40
Biff, I know that on some forums new smileys can be added, so in theory it's possible. Just not sure if that will translate into practice with this software.
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