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It's been along time since I've remembered any of my dreams but it would be very interesting to hear some of yours.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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I don't know if I dream all that much. I very very rarely remember anything when I wake up aside from going to bed.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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I wake up too often to get really into a dream. When I do have an intense dream it's usually a bad one. Good times.
That's what she said.
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I usually only remember a moment of a dream but that too usually fades as the day goes on.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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The other night I dreamt I was driving a scooter through the streets of some little asian town and an avalanche of oranges came down the street, so I zoomed away. Then when I got to the bottom of the hill a tidal wave started coming up the street so I zoomed to the top of the hill to a hotel where I climbed to the ninth floor and was safe. no, I do not do drugs
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sunshyne Wrote:no, I do not do drugs
MAYBE YOU SHOULD!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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I decided I should paint. Dali painted the crazy crap he dreamt about and it worked for him.
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Now that I think about it I often have dreams that I'm pregnant or having a baby.
That's what she said.
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Best Dream: Becky and Allyson wrestling
Worst Dream: Biff and Fuster wrestling
both ended with a boob popping out.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Allyson Wrote:Now that I think about it I often have dreams that I'm pregnant or having a baby.
I've had quite a few of those lately, but mine are more like nightmares. :'(
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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And also [forum code] I often wake up with no pants on, even when I'm sleeping alone.
That's what she said.
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.... and on a totally unrelated note, I'm thinking about having a sleepover. Anyone interested?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Rock Monster Wrote:.... and on a totally unrelated note, I'm thinking about having a sleepover. Anyone interested?
Pick Me Pick Me!!!!
Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Now that I think about it I often have dreams that I'm pregnant or having a baby.
I've had quite a few of those lately, but mine are more like nightmares. :'(
What's one more?
In for a penny, in for a pound...
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the dreams i remember are stupid, but probably the most often recurring theme is something good that never happens for some reason. it makes me want to stay asleep, but its always a bummer.
and i'll sleep over. i never wear pants to bed.
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I dream about the game I play: Oblivion. Yah! You soo want me now!!
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I dream about college, and code. Urgh. Dreams imitating life.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Had a dream last night where I busted my little brother shoplifting cartfulls of groceries from a store. When I confronted him, he led me to the loading docks of the store, where there was a charity accepting food donations for the holidays. A store manager was there, and told me that my brother, and ONLY my brother, had permission to steal as much food as he wanted, for the charity.
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Allyson Wrote:Now that I think about it I often have dreams that I'm pregnant or having a baby.
Every time I have one of these dreams, someone I know winds up pregnant...my sister, my best friend, and an ex have had babies recently..and another friend of mine is expecting this spring.
I have dreams of losing my teeth while riding on a bus past an old elementary school I attended.
I also have recurring dreams, like walking around an office building that I've dreamed about before and a few weeks later, I'm dreaming about that same building...I keep going back for something but I don't know what it is.....wierd.
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potthole Wrote:Had a dream last night where I busted my little brother shoplifting cartfulls of groceries from a store. When I confronted him, he led me to the loading docks of the store, where there was a charity accepting food donations for the holidays. A store manager was there, and told me that my brother, and ONLY my brother, had permission to steal as much food as he wanted, for the charity.
I'm pretty sure that means you are scared of losing your teeth.
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I always dream about money and sex...Not sure why?
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Brian Wrote:I always dream about money and sex...Not sure why?
That's easy...You always dream about what you've never had...
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Brian Wrote:I always dream about money and sex...Not sure why?
That would be because you don't have enough of either!! Pay at the door!
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You can always tell who's a regular listener. You both said the same thing that Free Beer would have said!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Allyson Wrote:And also [forum code] I often wake up with no pants on, even when I'm sleeping alone.
I do the same thing. Except once my bottoms come off, I'm in the nude. I think it's because I get so hot while I sleep.
Also.... I was talking to some of the guys at work about my bad habit during sleep of stripping the person (in my case, my ex girlfriend) who slept with me. I would then proceed to grope her throughout the night with little recollection in the morning. She'd always have to tell me how I bothered her all night. Anyway, a few months after telling my guy friends this, a story came out about this being a common thing called sex-apnia.
Here I am thinking I was just rude, and I have a condition!
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I'm one of those people who lives an entirely other life at night.
Last night, I dreamt that I ran into my ex who we'll call Douche Bag. Why? Because he is one. Anyway, I wanted all my stuff back that he had kept from when we dated. He came out of his apartment and gave me this crappy old shirt which was his to begin with. His mother had also stolen the my baby carriage from when I was a baby and I demanded that back as well. After I got all of my stuff from him, cd's, clothes, tools that he had borrowed, the carriage, I noticed he had a sign on the front of his apartment that said "baby food wanted". I guess he had knocked up some random chick and needed food for the impending arrival which is really weird given that he's a VP on Wall Street. I was wearing a blue tank top and a red sweatshirt in the dream. He offered me some homemade nachos while I was there and I spilled them down the front of my sweatshirt. The end.
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Brian Wrote:I always dream about money and sex...Not sure why?
Whenever I dream of sex, the moment I'm just about to get to the happy ending..... I wake up....very frustrated :-[
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"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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aw, poor maddog can't have wet dreams. Better than always waking with a trouser full in the morning.
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I'd like to read more about Allyson's de-pantsing.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:I'd like to read more about Allyson's de-pantsing.
Remember the movie "Ghost"....
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Mad Dog Wrote:Admin Wrote:I'd like to read more about Allyson's de-pantsing.
Remember the movie "Ghost".... Remember Risky Business...wait nevermind.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I had a dream that it snowed here. I woke up and it was raining...no snow
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I am deathly afraid of Zombies, and if i even see a commercial or preview for a zombie movie or even zombie esque movie, I am guaranteed to have nightmares about zombies that night.
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I have had nightmares about being stabbed in the shower (nope, never saw Psycho) and dying in a tornado. Probably primarily because those are two of my phobias. And, I'm with you sunshyne, I DO NOT do scary movies.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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sunshyne Wrote:I am deathly afraid of Zombies, and if i even see a commercial or preview for a zombie movie or even zombie esque movie, I am guaranteed to have nightmares about zombies that night.
I promise NOT to ever make fun of you for that......
*dons Zombie costume and walks down Commerce St.....and waits*
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jus' P Wrote:sunshyne Wrote:I am deathly afraid of Zombies, and if i even see a commercial or preview for a zombie movie or even zombie esque movie, I am guaranteed to have nightmares about zombies that night.
I promise NOT to ever make fun of you for that......
*dons Zombie costume and walks down Commerce St.....and waits*
The sad thing is, I know that its a silly phobia, I know Zombies aren't real. But seriously, they scare the crap out of me. I have woken up from a zombie nightmare and had to look out the window to make sure there aren't any in the yard.
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I woke up from Bumble Bees chasing me once (when I was four).
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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sunshyne Wrote:jus' P Wrote:I promise NOT to ever make fun of you for that......
*dons Zombie costume and walks down Commerce St.....and waits*
The sad thing is, I know that its a silly phobia, I know Zombies aren't real. But seriously, they scare the crap out of me. I have woken up from a zombie nightmare and had to look out the window to make sure there aren't any in the yard.
they're there.....waiting....watching
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heh... I have really weird dreams. One of my reoccuring dreams is as follows;
The dream starts with my ex and I hanging out at her place. She tells me to follow her. We end up in a bright white room with no doors or windows. She says, "hold on a sec'" and turns away from me. When that happens, blood starts to ooze up from the floor, followed by skinless "clones" of myself, gushing blood everywhere - more than 50. When that happens, my ex turns around to face me, with blood running down her face, and says, "we have a present for you." When they start to attack me, I wake up.
I have that dream pretty often. I even had the dream when my ex and I were dating. That's just a taste of my average dream. I hate sleeping because of it
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Awww crap, thats Awful !!
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sunshyne Wrote:jus' P Wrote:I promise NOT to ever make fun of you for that......
*dons Zombie costume and walks down Commerce St.....and waits*
The sad thing is, I know that its a silly phobia, I know Zombies aren't real. But seriously, they scare the crap out of me. I have woken up from a zombie nightmare and had to look out the window to make sure there aren't any in the yard.
here's a nice soothing car commercial to get your mind off of it...
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/oDc2aIunnr0&hl=en[/flash]
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