12-02-2008, 05:28 PM
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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12-02-2008, 07:19 PM
2nd post, i win
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imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
12-02-2008, 09:19 PM
imatoolhed Wrote:2nd post, i win You won a tool in your head :
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
12-02-2008, 09:24 PM
I just wanted to say
THANKS!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-03-2008, 08:53 AM
Fistor, it's like you're on the business end of Muhammad Ali's fists circa 1964. You're gonna get beat.
12-03-2008, 09:10 AM
burnking Wrote:Fistor, it's like you're on the business end of Muhamma Ali's fists circa 1964. You're gonna get beat.:-X thanks for my morning giggle! :-X
12-03-2008, 11:39 AM
You know what they say about second place?
It totally kicks ass and is whole lots of places better than the rest of you sucks!!! :-X
12-03-2008, 11:40 AM
I've actually always heard that second place is the first loser.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-03-2008, 11:43 AM
Fistor who?
12-03-2008, 11:46 AM
oh i've missed you :-X
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-03-2008, 11:46 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:I've actually always heard that second place is the first loser. I heard you like to have sex with livestock.
12-03-2008, 11:48 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:oh i've missed you :-X My computer's busted. I'm typing this on a very unstable smartphone.
12-03-2008, 11:49 AM
Fistor!! Did you hear me on Nascar Math this morning? I totally kicked ass!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-03-2008, 11:50 AM
Fistor Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I've actually always heard that second place is the first loser. No, no. You're getting that all wrong. When I said "Eff no" when you asked me to join in, that didn't mean that I wanted to Eff.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-03-2008, 12:44 PM
Fistor Wrote:You know what they say about second place? using "suck" as a noun is genius, but i still want you to lose
12-03-2008, 12:53 PM
good morning everyone, just wanted to drop a note from my ambulance.
12-03-2008, 01:00 PM
and oh what a lunker it was
12-05-2008, 11:30 AM
Had to vote for the Queen
12-05-2008, 03:11 PM
the queen reigns
12-05-2008, 03:12 PM
medicron Wrote:the queen reignsgod save the queen. long live the queen
12-05-2008, 03:18 PM
medicron Wrote:medicron Wrote:the queen reignsgod save the queen. long live the queen ...dude, that's my wife and she already has a King jestor.
12-05-2008, 03:27 PM
a sign of the times, a husband that knows that his wife wears the pants, not the skirt only
12-05-2008, 04:20 PM
medicron Wrote:medicron Wrote:the queen reignsgod save the queen. long live the queen Did you seriously just quote yourself one minute later? Are you in love with yourself that much?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-05-2008, 04:36 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Yes he is!medicron Wrote:god save the queen. long live the queen
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-05-2008, 04:37 PM
Jiggy Wrote:I'll say it again!Rock Monster Wrote:Did you seriously just quote yourself one minute later? Are you in love with yourself that much?Yes he is!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-05-2008, 06:42 PM
Having met her in person, I can only say the right person won. Queenie rocks the house.
12-05-2008, 07:03 PM
All hail the Queen.
Queenie you will have to PM your mailing address my way so that I may send you your prize. Once you receive it you must submit a picture of yourself with it!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-05-2008, 07:12 PM
medicron Wrote:a sign of the times, a husband that knows that his wife wears the pants, not the skirt only And a bambulance driver that considers it a good day when he doesn't drool over a patient.
12-05-2008, 08:32 PM
I'm speechless . . . for the first time in my life!! :-X
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-05-2008, 08:45 PM
You deserve it.
Congratulations!
12-05-2008, 11:37 PM
Congrats woman....I'm so proud
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
12-08-2008, 04:28 PM
I thought you were a winner when I nominated you Congrats!
12-08-2008, 04:31 PM
Well, at least it was a close vote...... :
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-08-2008, 05:14 PM
sunshyne Wrote:I thought you were a winner when I nominated you Congrats! I knew she was a winner when I married her! gonna get lucky tonight...
12-08-2008, 05:16 PM
jus' P Wrote:sunshyne Wrote:I thought you were a winner when I nominated you Congrats! She knew you were a winner because you married her
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-08-2008, 05:30 PM
jus' P Wrote:sunshyne Wrote:I thought you were a winner when I nominated you Congrats! Thanks alot! i hope you read your email so you'll have a clue as to what that means
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-08-2008, 06:03 PM
Queenie Wrote:jus' P Wrote:I knew she was a winner when I married her! read it...I don't get it...
12-09-2008, 10:34 AM
I bet $2 it was an empty email, signifying that Plunger was getting nothing.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-09-2008, 10:44 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:I bet $2 it was an empty email, signifying that Plunger was getting nothing. See #7 in this post.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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