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Howie Feltersnatch Offline
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#1
01-14-2009, 02:27 PM
Random Fact:

If you google image search "plunger man" you'll get a little porn on page 5
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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01-14-2009, 02:28 PM
Random Fact:

It really is colder than a well diggers ass outside.
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#3
01-14-2009, 02:30 PM
Random Fact:

I didn't think my chili was that hot . . .
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01-14-2009, 02:38 PM
Random Fact:

The Great Lakes account for over 97% of Earth's fresh water (frozen and not) and cover more than 95,000sq miles.
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01-14-2009, 02:46 PM
Queenie Wrote:Random Fact:

I didn't think my chili was that hot . . .

sorry love, It's a drop from ICP the amazing jeckle bros or some crap. Don't know why I remember it....
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01-14-2009, 02:47 PM
jus' P Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Random Fact:

I didn't think my chili was that hot . . .

sorry love, It's a drop from ICP the amazing jeckle bros or some crap. Don't know why I remember it....

'Chili so GD hot you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull'
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#7
01-14-2009, 03:03 PM
Fact - water is wet. The sun is hot. Pizzas come in boxes. Tongue
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01-14-2009, 03:05 PM
Dogs have over 100 facial expressions.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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01-14-2009, 03:06 PM
The last number to be worn in a NHL regular season game is #84.
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01-14-2009, 03:34 PM
your momma Wrote:Fact - water is wet. The sun is hot. Pizzas come in boxes. Tongue

But can you use those boxes to hold service of process papers?
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01-14-2009, 03:47 PM
Queenie Wrote:
your momma Wrote:Fact - water is wet. The sun is hot. Pizzas come in boxes. Tongue

But can you use those boxes to hold service of process papers?

It costs extra but yes. Yes you can.

Fact - more process servers will be using the 'ol pizza box trick, but they'll know where to pick up a box they can use.
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01-14-2009, 05:24 PM
Random Fact:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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#13
01-14-2009, 05:27 PM
Random fact:

Mariska Hargitay's mom was Jayne Mansfield.
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01-14-2009, 05:38 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
jus' P Wrote:sorry love, It's a drop from ICP the amazing jeckle bros or some crap. Don't know why I remember it....

'Chili so GD hot you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull'

Ask for it by name...
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01-14-2009, 06:05 PM
St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.
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01-14-2009, 09:22 PM
Random Fact:
My wind smells like flowers!
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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01-14-2009, 09:33 PM
Random Fact:

It's 67 degrees in Miami right now.
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#18
01-15-2009, 11:12 AM
According to the laws of physics, bumblebees (the big fat ones) shouldn't be able to fly.
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01-15-2009, 11:31 AM
Before the days of horseless buggies a lot of people thought that if the human body went over 30 mph we would explode.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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01-15-2009, 12:17 PM
I think some people still believe that.
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01-15-2009, 12:36 PM
Krystal Wrote:I think some people still believe that.

I think you're right. They are called "Sunday drivers."
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01-15-2009, 07:18 PM
Random fact:

Until today, there has never been a successful ditching of a commercial airliner.
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01-18-2009, 09:29 AM
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01-18-2009, 10:26 AM
Fact:

Bears eat beets.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
That's what she said.
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#25
01-18-2009, 11:21 AM
The highest annual per capita consumption of Spaghetti-O's in the United States is in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
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01-19-2009, 11:27 AM
Dr. Seuss pronounced his name
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01-19-2009, 11:30 AM
Random Fact:

Your local headshop probably sells something called Salvia Divinorum, a legal (in most places) hallucinogen. (For now, anyway...the fear mongering has long since commenced.)
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01-20-2009, 10:10 AM
Almonds and Peaches are members of the same family.
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01-20-2009, 10:10 AM
Is it really true that no one can lick the outside of their elbows?
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01-20-2009, 10:16 AM
Random Fact:

I can't.
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01-20-2009, 10:31 AM
dino Wrote:Is it really true that no one can lick the outside of their elbows?

DAMMIT!! I can't believe I fell for that shit! :-[
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01-20-2009, 10:36 AM
Queenie Wrote:
dino Wrote:Is it really true that no one can lick the outside of their elbows?

DAMMIT!! I can't believe I fell for that shit! :-[

I thought about trying...but realized who posted it....I'm onto his games ;D
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01-20-2009, 10:51 AM
I knew what he was doing, but it got me curious. lol
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01-20-2009, 11:33 AM
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
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01-20-2009, 11:43 AM
Random Fact:

I will gladly change anyone's dollar into a dime.
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01-20-2009, 12:13 PM
hotzester Wrote:Random Fact:

I will gladly change anyone's dollar into a dime.

+1 Big Grin
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01-20-2009, 06:20 PM
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01-20-2009, 08:08 PM
Is there an award for the funniest post on this message board to date?

Becky gets +1 every time I think of it for the remainder of the night.

That got me audibly laughing. Well done.
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01-21-2009, 02:24 PM
Random Fact: I don't like going into the touchy subject forum, but somedays I can't help myself.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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01-21-2009, 02:25 PM
Random Fact:

I LOVE the touchy subject forum, but sometimes people piss me off so much that I want to throw my computer down the stairs...but I'm always grateful that I didn't, because at the end of the day I do love (sometimes healthy) debate.
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