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Dumbass in the Raft
#1
What a freakin tard! I can't believe the stupidity of this man. Where was he from again? Wink

It was pretty cool that Joe got him on the phone this morning.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#2
I Thought that was so funny. I wanna know the link where i can watch the video. I cant log on to freebeer and hotwings website at work so i need the actually link to the video...... CAN ANYONE HELP?????!!!!
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#3
I just hopped over to the site and didn't see the video posted. They usually use youtube, liveleak, or break for their vids, so try searching those.
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#4
This is the link to the story, but I can't seem to get Wood TV 8's website to come up. I'll try again later.

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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#5
I also thought it was funny as hell especially the three things he took with him
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#6
The spot where this idiot got into the river is about 3 blocks from my office and about 3/4 mile upstream from the 6th St. Dam (right at the fish ladder).

Anybody who knows anything about this area knows that this Dam exists.

Too bad Darwin seemed to have taken the day off.
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#7
video link:
http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_article....yid=107793

Is it just me, or does he sound like Mike Tyson?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#8
Must have been those magic mushrooms, man. Those things make you ten feet tall and bullet proof!
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#9
Why didn't he launch himself at Riverside? It probably would have been a lot better to do it at a fricking boat launch rather than a hill by the Family Dollar..
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#10
0rz0ski Wrote:Why didn't he launch himself at Riverside? It probably would have been a lot better to do it at a fricking boat launch rather than a hill by the Family Dollar..

He thought that floating in a raft, down the Grand, in GR, in early April, was a good idea.....Why would he think out the launching site?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#11
50 bucks says he listens to Grey and Cluck religiously.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#12
admin Wrote:50 bucks says he listens to Grey and Cluck religiously.

:lol:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#13
They used to have a "Grand River Raft Race" back in the day, according to my folks. People and businesses would build rafts, get completely sloshed, and float/sink down the river. WLAV hosted the event. They ended it because people kept drowning, according to them.

http://www.grandrapidsrocks.com/raftrace/prez.htm
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#14
admin Wrote:50 bucks says he listens to Grey and Cluck religiously.

Who's Grey and Cluck?? :problem:
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#15
Mad Dog Wrote:
admin Wrote:50 bucks says he listens to Grey and Cluck religiously.

Who's Grey and Cluck?? :problem:

admin Wrote:And by competition I mean "failure".

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Opie and Anthony are out. In comes Kluck from WRKR in Kalamazoo. Two guys who have never worked together doing a morning show on a station with very little to offer other than the improving music selection.

It's probably a money saver for KLQ this way.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#16
I can tell they suck just by looking at them.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#17
You live and GR and have really never heard of Michael Grey? He was on GRD for a long time before he left to KLQ to be the director there.

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zdunklee Wrote:You live and GR and have really never heard of Michael Grey? He was on GRD for a long time before he left to KLQ to be the director there.

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I didn't know Kevin Curnow, the guy who does D-Zone tickets and other Griffs packages worked at GRD at one time however...
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#19
zdunklee Wrote:You live and GR and have really never heard of Michael Grey? He was on GRD for a long time before he left to KLQ to be the director there.

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Wow do the names on that page bring back some memories. Didn't Grey do some stupid thing like Pants Free Friday, or something like that?
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#20
Yea he did, what ever happend to suzy cole anyway? She just disappeared.
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#21
Wow he sounded black before I saw the video lol. I hope the police arrest him now for giving a flase name.
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