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Happy Happy Birthday Mark the Valet!!
Queenie Offline
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#1
05-01-2009, 12:56 PM
I can't believe I am just now noticing it is your birthday today! Hope you enjoy your day!!

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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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#2
05-01-2009, 12:59 PM
it didn't say his birthday on the main page earlier!?@!
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#3
05-01-2009, 12:59 PM
I know. I saw it on facebook.
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#4
05-01-2009, 01:04 PM
According to Facebook it's Mark's birthday too.

So, happy birthday you polesmoking Dbag I hope you get that limited edition Barbie you've been wanting.


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05-01-2009, 01:06 PM
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#6
05-01-2009, 01:06 PM
Happy Birthday Mark!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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05-01-2009, 01:09 PM
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05-01-2009, 01:16 PM
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Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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05-01-2009, 01:26 PM
dingdongyo Wrote:[Image: cake.jpg]

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#10
05-01-2009, 01:54 PM
Happy Birthday Mark The Valet - we share something in common (besides our carnal lust for an unnamed female FBHW board member)!
I'm.......kind of a big deal. People know me.
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05-01-2009, 01:58 PM
BWN 7 Wrote:Happy Birthday Mark The Valet - we share something in common (besides our carnal lust for an unnamed female FBHW board member)!


ahhh shucks :oops: Big Grin
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05-01-2009, 01:58 PM
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That's what she said.
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05-01-2009, 02:11 PM
Allyson Wrote:[Image: untitled.JPG]

:thumbup:

Allyson, do I want to know what you have in your mouth? Confusedhifty:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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05-01-2009, 02:14 PM
Queenie Wrote:Allyson, do I want to know what you have in your mouth? Confusedhifty:

For the record, it is sushi.
That's what she said.
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05-01-2009, 02:18 PM
Queenie Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:[Image: untitled.JPG]

:thumbup:

Allyson, do I want to know what you have in your mouth? Confusedhifty:
Why do you think a crush has been mentioned???
I'm.......kind of a big deal. People know me.
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#16
05-01-2009, 02:23 PM
Allyson Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Allyson, do I want to know what you have in your mouth? Confusedhifty:

For the record, it is sushi.

mouthful of fish.
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#17
05-01-2009, 03:14 PM
Oh geez, I didn't think this would happen.
I'm playing an elaborate hoax on facebook and part of it was changing my birthday.

My actual birthday is June 11th, haha. SORRY GUYS DON'T BE MAD AT ME PLEASE.

And for my facebook friends, DON'T SPOIL THE SECRET.
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05-01-2009, 03:22 PM
What a crock of shit!! How do you expect me to find the perfect cake again on June 11?
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05-01-2009, 03:31 PM
do you want us to birthday you on facebook?
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05-01-2009, 05:16 PM
Mark the Valet Wrote:Oh geez, I didn't think this would happen.
I'm playing an elaborate hoax on facebook and part of it was changing my birthday.

My actual birthday is June 11th, haha. SORRY GUYS DON'T BE MAD AT ME PLEASE.

And for my facebook friends, DON'T SPOIL THE SECRET.

You're a dick.

I take back that awesome fat chick lap dance that I got for you
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05-01-2009, 05:32 PM
I can't stop crying.
I'm.......kind of a big deal. People know me.
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05-01-2009, 05:39 PM
BWN 7 Wrote:I can't stop crying.


Isn't that what your mom said on prom night ?
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05-01-2009, 08:30 PM
Titan! Wrote:
BWN 7 Wrote:I can't stop crying.


Isn't that what your mom said on prom night ?
Jebus, were you there? What are you, like 60?

Quit post whoring and get back to welcoming people to Wal-mart.
I'm.......kind of a big deal. People know me.
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#24
05-02-2009, 02:44 AM
I'm mobile, I can do both.
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05-02-2009, 10:30 AM
Titan! Wrote:I take back that awesome fat chick lap dance that I got for you

+1
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#26
05-02-2009, 03:54 PM
Sorry I didn't get to meet you at Hootanany Mark. I was hoping to meet you. Happy premature birthday though.
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#27
05-07-2009, 06:13 AM
Allyson Wrote:[Image: untitled.JPG]

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do we need anymore reason to go back to long hair??
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